Today Angelite celebrates the birthday of our glorious omnipotent and ever slacking leader Sig. To commemorate this day of great joy we have passed the 101 nuclear weapon mark. It is a fitting and noble symbol of the might of Sig and our alliance as a whole. A word of caution to any of our allies that wish to partake in the consumption of our glorious birthday cake: the nuclear weapons that we are using as candles may have irradiated it. Consumption of the cake may have undesirable side effects such as heartburn, hair loss, impotency, and the growth of mutated limbs. Also rare but serious side effects have been reported such as transforming into a giant irradiated hypnotoad.
Oh and of course please follow this post with the obligatory mindless hails (especially to Sig and our new resident hypnotoad).