Nobody Expects

[quote name='The Pansy' timestamp='1356982568' post='3069880'] Truth is Jtkode would have embarrassed NE if he was on his own, so he needed his wing man to save his ass. I had to blow the stagger, NE would have died without me. [/quote] My hero

Someone finally had a word in our dear rogues ear and 24 hours late he's decided roguery including GCs is the way to go!

Have fun.

[quote name='Emperor Marx' timestamp='1356824889' post='3069250'] If you think foaming at the mouth in public really helps though, then by all means continue with this facade AI.. [/quote] lol, the only people foaming at the mouth are DH.

[quote name='kerschbs' timestamp='1356818147' post='3069213'] Takes a lot of balls to call out an alliance with about 60% of your NS. Edit: Especially when Alterego was the one saying DH knew about the attack and committed a valid CB. [/quote] I think you'll find all the calling out has been done elsewhere. If they want us now they can have us, if they want a global war then they should learn patience as we are in no rush whatsoever.

Aye, you know where we can be found MK.

Indeed

[quote name='Ardus' timestamp='1356734339' post='3068909'] Conquer the past, command the future, deary. [/quote] not really.

[quote name='Emperor Marx' timestamp='1356474674' post='3067932'] Your move, AI. [/quote] Merry Christmas GOONS. I hope you liked my move.

Santa doesn't disappoint, and this gift ain't for sharing. Have fun on your way out puppets.

Congrats on this treaty.

Congrats to GPF and our fellow Ducks Argent!

[b]Duckroll*[/b] [b]MDP's[/b] SNAFU* NPO* Dark Templar* Gramlins [b]ODP's[/b] TPF* The Javahouse League Fark [b]Protectorate and Development Bloc[/b] Sons of Anarchy * denotes treaty carried over from pre-merger

Good to see this go up. o/ Gre o/ AI

Good to see Gre, and Han.

RIP, tragic news.

Congrats on the latest erections. o/ Fark

[quote name='flak attack' timestamp='1354396390' post='3059159'] In the case of this pistol, it's the people standing behind it that should be more worried than those in front of it. [/quote] What happened to the people at MK who could actually do propaganda, they all get bored and quit?

[quote name='Johnny Apocalypse' timestamp='1354290275' post='3058556'] I'm not saying that am I? While it is convenient for you to band together as many alliances as possible under your banner it will not remain convenient once your goals are achieved. I have no problem with your actions, my problem lies with the mindless hails coming from both memberships and governments incapable of looking at the political nature and benefits behind such a treaty or are choosing to ignore it so that it doesn't become a talking point. As if this (and a number of your other treaty acquisitions) is really about friendship. Get real. You are building a sphere of power, preparing to establish yourselves as the hegemony, the top dog etc. You don't need friends, you need bodies for the fire. [/quote] Yes we have clearly lost the run of ourselves with all these new treaties you think we have signed. [b]Treaties carried over from Merger AA's[/b] Duckroll MDoAP - SNAFU MDoAP - New Pacific Order MnDoAP - The Dark Templar ODoAP - The Phoenix Federation [b]New treaties[/b] MnDoAP - Argent ODoAP - The Javahouse League ODP - Fark Sons of Anarchy Protectorate Bloc

[quote name='Johnny Apocalypse' timestamp='1354272656' post='3058515'] Kinda like how Mjolnir wasn't a treaty of convenience right? Good luck with your inevitable treaty conflicts in the future, but with all of your fine mature friends from various corners of the web I doubt there'll ever be a conflict of interest and you'll all be friends forever [/quote] Firstly I wasn't involved in Mjolnir at all, not being a Valhallan, secondly any Alliance I have been involved in has never had a treaty conflict at a time of war.

We have spent the guts of 4 months working on getting this far, we have spoken at a Gov level on an almost daily basis during that time. Neither Fark nor AI believes in treaties of convenience, and this certainly is not one. I look forward to continuing to work with our Friends in Fark, who are now also our Allies. o/ Fark o/ AI

[center] [size=7]The True Arachnoagricultural Accords “Eight Legs good, Four Legs Bad”[/size] [img]http://i.imgur.com/6WF0J.jpg[/img][/center] [left]Friends, since we last shared the spider’s revolutionary spirit with you, there have been some claims of hypocrisy, bias, and misdirection. It seems that their Seven Commandments have been misinterpreted from their founders’ initial intentions. To clarify any misconceptions, they have prepared the following statement: Citizens of Bob, let it be known that you were not paying attention when last you recorded our message. You have been quick to judge our revolution and make allegations of tippling, mattress use, and fratricide. I assure you, our actions have never been counter to our commandments. That one eight legged freak we ate totally had it coming, what with his soft shell and all that drawn butter …. Mmmm, Delicious. Anyways, below lies our official Seven Commandments. Educate yourself, fools.[/left] 1. [b]Whatever goes upon 4 legs is an enemy.[/b] -The Alliances of Fark and Anarchy Inc agree to unite in defense of the idea that spiders shall walk along the tangled skeins that are these series of tubes without harassment. 2. [b]Whatever goes upon eight legs, or rides strands of polymers through the sky like they are balloons, is a friend.[/b] - The spiders are our future. Neither alliance shall engage in or endorse military action against the other signatory. If a nation is found in violation of this provision, they will be required to offer reparations up to 150% reparations. 3. [b]No Spider shall wear clothes.[/b] - Neither alliance shall engage in espionage against the other, and will share intelligence when necessary in the furthering of our cause. 4. [b]No Spider shall sleep in a bed [i]with sheets.[/i][/b] -This should go without saying, cotton, flannel and silk are just so bourgeois. 5. [b]No Spider shall drink alcohol [i]to excess[/i].[/b] - While a nice medicinal slug of rye can help with the digestion of flies for our leaders, most of the booze shall remain with the alliances of Fark and Anarchy Inc. as a payment for their service. These alliances may offer aid to each other in any way that is possible upon request, military or otherwise. 6. [b]No Spider shall kill any other Spider [i]without cause[/i].[/b] - There may come a time when this pact is obsolete, at that time it may be dissolved by either party. It shall remain in effect for 72 hours after notice is given. [b]7. All arachnids are equal.[/b] -Both Farkistan, Anarchy Inc. and their respective members, recognize the sovereignty of the other. Both alliances and their respective members shall remain civil to each other at all times, especially in public forums and places like farms or barns. [u][b]Signed for Anarchy Inc.:[/b][/u] [b]Triumvirate[/b] QueenHailee - Triumvir Tron(Anarchaphobia)ix - Triumvir Nobody Expects - Triumvir [b]Council[/b] chefjoe - Minister of Foreign Affairs Gambona - Minister of Internal Affairs Kryievla - Minister of Defense Aeros - Minister of Finance [u][b]Signed for Fark:[/b][/u] Submitter: ManWithPlanX Squirrel: Mr Vicarious Speaker of the Council: Cable77 Total Fark Council: EvilOne Randomly Jim OneEightyTwo Country Mouse [center][img]http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/8565/treatyt.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/21OXF.jpg[/img] This was always an ODP, you just remember wrong.[/center]

As a coffee lover it's great to invest in the finest Java beans.

Grats

All the best to our allies in Argent