Mandellav Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 [center][img]http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm124/skippytheheathen/54515-bigthumbnail.jpg[/img][img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100130201833/cybernations/images/thumb/8/81/Flag_of_Ronin.svg/500px-Flag_of_Ronin.svg.png[/img][/center] In March 2009, the greatest pun in Planet Bob history manifested in treaty form: The =LOST= and FOUND Department. Since that time, FOUND merged into Ronin and the treaty carried over in its original form. Lately however, =LOST= and Ronin have realized they needed a special institution to ease the way Geisha and Twi'lek slave girls are traded between our two glorious alliances. Please feed the Rancor. [center][img]http://mechagrover.com/costuming/images/mss/dancer1.jpg[/img][img]http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l159/1_jas/DSC_1328w.jpg[/img][/center] [quote]The Geisha and Twi’lek Slave Girl Exchange Department Article I. Of Dining and Rooming Arrangements If =LOST= and Ronin agree to share a table and commune whether they are at Jabba’s Palace or the Imperial Palace, they must also agree to retire to their respective bedchambers when the festivities have concluded. Article II. Of The Rancor Pit If a favorite dancing Geisha or Twi’lek Slave Girl falls into the Rancor Pit, the =LOST= and Ronin delegations agree not to tussle with each other, but rather to look and listen with macabre delight as the beast tightens its petrifying grasp and her shrill screams echo around and around the hall’s walls. Article III. Of Rebellions and Mongol Invasions If one signatory finds itself defending against a Rebellion or Mongol invasion, then the other signatory is obligated to smash the Rebellion or repel the Mongol invasion with all available resources with vigor and zeal. Article IV. Of Imperial Marches and Samurai Assaults If =LOST= or Ronin decide they much march upon or assault a foe or an adversary then the other is strongly encouraged to march upon or assault that foe or adversary with all available resources with vigor and zeal, but is not required to do so by the stipulations of this treaty. Article V. Of the Chains Around Her Ankles This treaty does not chain, but dancing Twi’lek Slave Girls must be chained. Article VI. Of Exchanging Geishas and Twi’lek Slave Girls If =LOST= has a Twi’lek Slave girl that Ronin covets in order to have her dance at its behest and Ronin has a Geisha that =LOST= covets in order to have her dance at its behest then Ronin and =LOST= shall exchange the two dancers forthwith. Article VII. Of Whispers in the Night If =LOST= or Ronin perchance hear a Geisha or Twi’lek Slave Girl talking of an imminent threat or even casual gossip, they must inform the other what they have heard when the wine is passed and the beat of the music has desisted. Article VIII. Of Cosmetics Geishas and Twi’lek Slave Girls agree to help each other do up their hair and makeup and tell each other they look pretty before being forced to dance, play instruments, recite poetry, or sing in front of Ronin or =LOST= delegations Article IX. Of the Unfortunate Cessation of the Exchange If Ronin or =LOST= discover that the exchange of Geishas or Twi’lek Slave Girls does not meet expectations, the dinner conversation becomes stale or foul, or the wine becomes bitter and sour, then they must inform the other 72 hours in advance of cancellation before this treaty becomes null and void. Signed for Ronin, Emperor - AirMe Shogun - Nitemare Kampaku - Kingdingaling Daimyo of Foreign Affairs - Elorian Daimyo of Internal Affairs - Helga Daimyo of Economy - Tepes Daimyo of Military - Oddjob Signed for =LOST=, [img]http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6503/sigblock.jpg[/img][/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackSkellington Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 The friendship is as strong as ever. Good to still have you guys as allies =LOST=. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandler Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Congrats to our allies in Ronin on strengthened bonds. o/ Ronin o/ LOST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali5541 Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 (edited) Congrats! I can't say much because we barely speak to each other but: o/ Ronin o/ =Lost= And I still sound like a total noob. Edited August 20, 2010 by ali5541 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elorian Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 =LOST= It's an honour to have you as allies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryuzaki Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Why haven't any of these girls/twi'leks been sent to MK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creeping Death Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 The people of Creeping Death are displeased with the amount of Twi'leks sent their way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elorian Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 [quote name='Ryuzaki' timestamp='1282287159' post='2424212'] Why haven't any of these girls/twi'leks been sent to MK? [/quote] It's an exchange. We can trade pretty Twi'leks for Geishas and the other way around but all you have to trade is... well, mushrooms. It would need to be one heck of a shroom to make me give up my Geisha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geestje Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 o/ Ronin o/ =LOST= o/ This epically written treaty. I lolled badly with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banksy Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Congratulations to our allies in =LOST= and their friend in Ronin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taget Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Geishas and slave girls. That's what every occasion needs! Congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilyn Caster Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 I me some Geishas o/ =LOST=! o/ Ronin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WernerHoffmann Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Sweet, I like this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wargarden Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Ronin is the rulez! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrigo Donkini Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Congrats to our great allies in =LOST= as well as their friends in Ronin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill Joy Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 nice treaty guys, congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush Sykes Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Needs less Nitemare and much much less Mandellav! Congrats to you both! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eratria Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Hip hip huzzah! We can only hope our friendship with Ronin continues to become stronger and stronger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandellav Posted August 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 [quote name='Rush Sykes' timestamp='1282318472' post='2424567'] Needs less Nitemare and much much less Mandellav! Congrats to you both! [/quote] If only there was much less of me to go around....ughhhh. Also, Rush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffro Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Congrats to Ronin and our allies at =LOST=! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 I wasn't a fan of reading this treaty, but I like the signatories so I like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utracia Posted August 21, 2010 Report Share Posted August 21, 2010 Ronin has some great people so I always wish for their success, congrats you guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandellav Posted August 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2010 [quote name='Gibsonator21' timestamp='1282335812' post='2424841'] I wasn't a fan of reading this treaty, but I like the signatories so I like this. [/quote] What irked you about it? I'm quite proud of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aratar Posted August 21, 2010 Report Share Posted August 21, 2010 Congratulations to our friends in Ronin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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