Salmia Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 (edited) An announcement presented to you by not a Hand of Foreign Affairs.. but coming from... The NEW Bingo Club of TOOL I'm proud to announce that a PIAT signed with NEW back in December 4th, 2008, A Memory of Light has been upgraded from impressions of old ladies deciding that they needed more people to poke with needles and mock fun of. Of course those old ladies look suspiciously like large men in nightgowns, but who am I to judge? [22:51] <Mia> Do any of you have any suggestions for the title? [22:56] <Gamemaster> Something WoT related... [22:56] <Gamemaster> New Threads in the Pattern? [22:56] <Gamemaster> And yes, pun. [22:56] * Gamemaster facepalms [23:00] <Gamemaster> Mia TheDakotans[TOOL] PlanckBorn|TOOLGov. [23:01] <TheDakotans[TOOL]> no.... [23:02] <Mia> O_o [23:02] <Gamemaster> [23:02] <Mia> New Threads in the Pattern? [23:02] <Mia> What are we... a sewing circle? [23:02] <Gamemaster> Well, it's WoT related and we are a WoT alliance... [23:02] <TheDakotans[TOOL]> Yes [23:02] <Gamemaster> Have you never read the books? O_o [23:02] <Mia> It makes us sound like old ladies crocheting. [23:02] <Mia> No, I haven't, Gamemaster . [23:02] <TheDakotans[TOOL]> A NEW-TOOL sewing Circle treaty A TOOL - NEW Sewing Circle a MDoAP full of old ladies crocheting Preamble: "Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend." Article I: Sovereignty It must be understood that both alliances shall remain sovereign and independent organizations. Either organization undertaking action (aggressive or defensive) against other entities not included in this agreement does so without implication of the other signatory. Article II: Amity The signatories commit to pursuing friendly and respectful relations. Both agree that they will not engage in negative activities towards each other, individually or as a member of a larger coatlition of alliances. This includes but is not limited to direct military action, supporting of third parties in conflict with the other signatory and/or Espionage as defined in Article VII. Article III: Mutual Defense If one of the signatories is attacked by a third party, the other signatory is required to provide defense (up to and including military support) as requested by the defender. However, if either signatory declares war using an optional clause from another treaty, and thus attacked as a result, the defense clause herein shall become Optional Defense and not Mutual Defense. Article IV: Optional Aggression If one signatory chooses to initiate aggressive action against a third party, the other signatory is encouraged, but not obligated, to provide assistance. Article V: Intelligence A. If a member of either signatory comes across intelligence that is related to the safety and well being of the other signatory then it is the bound duty of the discovering signatory to report this as quickly as possible to the said signatory. B. If either signatory is aware that they are about to be attacked by a third party, they are encouraged, however not obliged, to consult with the other signatory. C. If either signatory receives intelligence from a third party not in relation to either signatory, they are not obliged to share this intelligence. This is superceded by Article V:A. D. Should intelligence be shared between signatories, the source of the intelligence must be revealed to ensure the reliability of said information. Article VI: Financial Assistance Both signatories agree that neither is legally bound to grant requests of financial aid from the other. Both signatories are encouraged to do so in the interest of friendship and building a healthy diplomatic and economic relationship, however requests may be denied with or without reason. Article VII: Espionage Both signatories pledge not to engage in espionage against each other or any other alliance. Should either of the signatories employ such tactics, this document is considered void immediately. Article VIII: Termination Should a signatory wish to terminate this agreement, the agreement between these signatories shall end after a period of five (5) day with the nonaggression clause extending another five (5) days. However, in the case of a violation of Article VII or if both signatories mutually agree to terminate this agreement, the agreement is nullified immediately. Signed for TOOL, Lord Captain Commander, grahamkeatley Hand of Foreign Affairs, Mia Hand of War, Willem Hand of Education, Creekynoise Hand of Internal Affairs, King William I Hand of Commerce, feigelinc Inquisitors, Jarkko, Minimoi Council of Light Signed for NEW, Blackorchid, Triumvir Sangjaya, Triumvir K1L1On1Mr4, Triumvir Cyrus0321, Elder gantanX, Elder TAN, Elder Schatten, Elde r Edited July 24, 2009 by Salmia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamemaster1 Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Awesome to have our NEW allies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoabc Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 aloha my buddies... glad to see this happens..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rosenberger Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Congratulations TOOL and NEW! o/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QhieR Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Signed. From down here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dakotans Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 I am so happy we now offer bingo and sewing at TOOL and even more excited that NEW is joining us in these activities. NEW is great and im happy that we now have a stronger treaty. o/ NEW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonknight1000 Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 This is WIN to TOOL and NEW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1L1O Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 I hope this friendship will go everlasting NEW TOOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katepegwindo Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 proud of NEW, glad of TOOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The AUT Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 This is great. Two great and important alliances being announced by an important person. o7 NEW o7 TOOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Blake Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Awesome treaty, NEW is a great bunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotYou Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Congrats to both parties NEW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 are we next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jipps Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Two quality alliances here, and white team at that. I offer my sincere congradualtions to both TOOL and NEW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lartize Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 I hate your signature Mia, just for the record.. And AWESOME! We have New Tools! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bzelger Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Interesting choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonknight1000 Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 are we next? that's a secret (though I'm not sure tbh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Mia great success to this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkEra97 Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Congrats to our friends in NEW and to TOOL as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R3nowned Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 WOO HOO! THIS FINALLY HAPPENED o/ NEW, may we have a long and prosperous relationship together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Blake Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Interesting choice. In what way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Namaku Bleki Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 NEW TOOL? Fix everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamaBuc Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Some nice NEW TOOLs you've got there. Seriously, glad to see this upgraded. NEW is a great bunch, and of course I TOOL. -Bama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gantanX Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 This came from a long and great friendship.. i am glad we finally sign this.. O/ TOOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 This is something I can get behind. My first alliance, CCC, had nothing but good to say about these guys even though they were on the receiving end of their attacks, and in my personal dealings with them they have been awesome. NEW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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