Ned the Great Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 (edited) Breaking News Politics Nedland Deploys Troops To The Middle East NEDOPOLIS - President Edward Bartowski of Nedland announced today that Nedland will be deploying troops to Afghanistan. The stated reason for this deployment is ensuring stability in the region due to the recent tribal conquests in the region of the Islamic Terrorist goup, AL GEBRA, which was (according to recent classified documents made public earlier today) responsible for a shoe attack on President Ned back in January, and also was affiliated with several corporations who attempted to overthrow Nedland in a civil war in late 2008. "AL GEBRA are extremists. I worry that they will gain more power and threaten the stability of Marscurian Pakistan, Rebel Army, and the Terrestrian Empire. In fact, we believe that AL GEBRA may even have Weapons of Math Instruction, which they could use to multiply the deaths of innocent civilians in the area!" - President Edward There will be around ten thousand troops deployed to what is now going to be called the "Nedland Protectorate of Tazernostan." They will be commanded by General Emmanuel Caracas, a hero of Nedland's recent civil war. The military forces will also bring in medical support for the poor citizens of the area, as well as materials to build roads, bridges, houses, libraries, schools, and hospitals. Since AL GEBRA's actual soldiers are not very strong compared to Nedland at the moment (although there are reports that they are getting better trained by the day) they should not be too much trouble for the Nedite soldiers. However, in the words of President Ned, "We can't take any chances." Nedite soldiers marching into Bhutala, the capital of Tazernostan. OOC: This is my attempt to gain more international recognition . Edited June 9, 2009 by Ned the Great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Hm, this is certainly an interesting development. We believe that the Rebel Army alone can provide for a stabilizing influence in the region. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californian Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 We support Nedland's move to combat AL GEBRA, noting that this terrorist organization "has the potential to decimal everything in their math on a scale never before seen." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarfef Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 (edited) We are afraid that your operation will meet with failure because the Abstract forces of Al Gebra have already marked you for chaos by revealing an Al Gebraic Structure whose Caily Table requires 2+2=5 and 1+1=Win. After all... they even allow this terrifying result. As everyone knows Time = Money Knowledge = Power and as every engineer knows Power = Work / Time -> Knowledge = Work / Time = Work / Money -> Money = Work / Knowledge Which implies that the stupid rich have to do little or no work and still keep their position (for as knowledge approaches zero, almost no work is required whatsoever to make huge sums of money)... it is hence apparent that Al Gebra is the secretive force rulling our world. Although it's goals from the above are not quite clear. Edited June 2, 2009 by Zarfef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tintagyl Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 A pathetic display of imperialism in Asia. Nedland has no territory near Afghanistan, while the Rebel Army and the Kingdom of Cochin, as well as the power of the Dragon Bloc are more than enough to quell any terrorist threat that may impose itself on the people of the region. While I have no problem with expansion to stabilize regions of the world, I believe that it is only necessary to stabilize regions that decently concern you. Yes, there is globalization, however the globe also includes neighboring nations that can easily protect the population of the region. The Hansa will not do anything to stop Nedland in its attempt to remove the terrorists, while we do find it as a worthy goal. But you do not have our support in installing the land as your protectorate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of cochin Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 The Kingdom of Cochin views this development with sadness. "As a neighbor of Afghanistan we have good information and relations with the people living there. We are sad to see that this peaceful land is being annexed in this manner. Afghans are a valiant race. We hope Nedland will come in good terms with the local populace," the Secretary of External Affairs, Mr. KP Varma said in a press briefing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 I'm fairly positive that RA and the other powers in the region are fully capable of keeping stability. This 'AL GEBRA' seems to be a fabricated claim by Nedland to excuse claiming land in the Middle East. If they had been an issue, I'm sure that someone close to Afghanistan would have crushed them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumeragi Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Yamato is against this act of imperialism. OOC: Is Nedland treatied to anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavo Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 We here in the Middle East are not exactly fans of foreign imperialism and colonialism, having suffered much due to it in the past. These claims of an "Al Gerba" group existing do not hold water as well. Nedland has 48 hours (IRL) to pull out of Afghanistan, or else they will be pushed out forcefully. In addition, Afghanistan and the rest of unclaimed territory near it, Turkmenistan, Cochin, etc. will be made into an RA Protectorate. As well, Turkmenistan, Bahrain, and Qatar will also be RA Protectorates as of now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of cochin Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 We here in the Middle East are not exactly fans of foreign imperialism and colonialism, having suffered much due to it in the past. These claims of an "Al Gerba" group existing do not hold water as well. Nedland has 48 hours (IRL) to pull out of Afghanistan, or else they will be pushed out forcefully. In addition, Afghanistan and the rest of unclaimed territory near it, Turkmenistan, Cochin, etc. will be made into an RA Protectorate. As well, Turkmenistan, Bahrain, and Qatar will also be RA Protectorates as of now. Cochin will not become anybody's protectorate. Kingdom of Cochin shall make the unclaimed parts of Kazakhstan, Tajikistan and Uzbekistan into a Cochin Protectorate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserMelech Mikhail Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 If they had been an issue, I'm sure that someone close to Afghanistan would have crushed them. OOC: I actually was thinking about doing a terrorist fighting thread during the Swat Valley conflict a couple weeks ago. IC: In response to this invasion, the Marscurian Pakistan National Guard will be stepping up patrols along the border to handle the influx of refugees and to monitor for the entrance of any "terrorists." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthey Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 (edited) OOC: Afghanistan isn't middle east, its a caucasus state . IC: "The protectorate was a pretty clear act of imperialism, they were simply using the claim of a terrorist group presence to justify the expansion; its the oldest trick in the book." - Thomas Devereaux Govenor of Province II Edited June 3, 2009 by iamthey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumeragi Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Cochin will not become anybody's protectorate. Kingdom of Cochin shall make the unclaimed parts of Kazakhstan, Tajikistan and Uzbekistan into a Cochin Protectorate. Rebel Army meant that all unclaimed territories bordering Afghanistan, Turkmenistan, Cochin will be made into a protectorate. The rather confused way or writing has made Cochin mistake the intentions of RA. We support a protectorate under sole RA administration. Cochin should concentrate on the Dragon Bloc. OOC: Afghanistan is a central/southern Asian state, although it is sometimes considered part of GREATER Middle East. However, it is not a caucasus state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthey Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 OOC: Afghanistan is a central/southern Asian state, although it is sometimes considered part of GREATER Middle East. However, it is not a caucasus state. True, wrong mountain range; its a central Asian state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarfef Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 (edited) OOC: I am sensing too much srs bizniz and not enough lulz. More lulz needed, less srs buznis... Pls lighten up. We here in the Middle East are not exactly fans of foreign imperialism and colonialism, having suffered much due to it in the past. These claims of an "Al Gerba" group existing do not hold water as well. Nedland has 48 hours (IRL) to pull out of Afghanistan, or else they will be pushed out forcefully. In addition, Afghanistan and the rest of unclaimed territory near it, Turkmenistan, Cochin, etc. will be made into an RA Protectorate. As well, Turkmenistan, Bahrain, and Qatar will also be RA Protectorates as of now. ^ This. Al Gerbra = Algebra, as in mathematics, hence the references to weapons of "math instruction = mass destruction" I think taking this seriously would be equivalent to acquiring intel from the Onion news network. After all, remember... you ARE on the internet. So please... more of this , less of this )): . Edited June 3, 2009 by Zarfef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of cochin Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 OOC: I am sensing too much srs bizniz and not enough lulz. More lulz needed, less srs buznis... Pls lighten up.^ This. Al Gerbra = Algebra, as in mathematics, hence the references to weapons of "math instruction = mass destruction" I think taking this seriously would be equivalent to acquiring intel from the Onion news network. After all, remember... you ARE on the internet. So please... more of this , less of this )): . OOC: I second this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of cochin Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Rebel Army meant that all unclaimed territories bordering Afghanistan, Turkmenistan, Cochin will be made into a protectorate. The rather confused way or writing has made Cochin mistake the intentions of RA.We support a protectorate under sole RA administration. Cochin should concentrate on the Dragon Bloc. OOC: Afghanistan is a central/southern Asian state, although it is sometimes considered part of GREATER Middle East. However, it is not a caucasus state. Afghanistan is a neighbor of Cochin and well within our SoI. So any trouble in that region directly concerns us. Cochin does not seek to expand to Afganistan or into the areas we proposed as protectorates, however an instability in those regions are against our interests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 ...while the Rebel Army and the Kingdom of Cochin, as well as the power of the Dragon Bloc are more than enough to quell any terrorist threat that may impose itself on the people of the region... This reflects our position on this situation perfectly. We here in the Middle East are not exactly fans of foreign imperialism and colonialism, having suffered much due to it in the past. These claims of an "Al Gerba" group existing do not hold water as well. Nedland has 48 hours (IRL) to pull out of Afghanistan, or else they will be pushed out forcefully. In addition, Afghanistan and the rest of unclaimed territory near it, Turkmenistan, Cochin, etc. will be made into an RA Protectorate. As well, Turkmenistan, Bahrain, and Qatar will also be RA Protectorates as of now. This. We support the RA on this, and urges Nedland to withdraw their forces as soon as possible, lest anything unneeded and unwanted happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurius Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 "It would be unwise for Nedland to stay in Asia or it might face more guns than it could ever hope to handle"Emperor Emeritus Joseph Grozi Centuria Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firestorm Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 OOC: I actually was thinking about doing a terrorist fighting thread during the Swat Valley conflict a couple weeks ago. IC: In response to this invasion, the Marscurian Pakistan National Guard will be stepping up patrols along the border to handle the influx of refugees and to monitor for the entrance of any "terrorists." Nedland is invading Afghanistan not Marscurian Pakistan. The only ones who need to worry about terrorists are the Afghans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumeragi Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Afghanistan is a neighbor of Cochin and well within our SoI. So any trouble in that region directly concerns us. Cochin does not seek to expand to Afganistan or into the areas we proposed as protectorates, however an instability in those regions are against our interests. Rebel Army has enough strength to bring stability. We suggest that Cochin allows a more powerful neighbor to take care of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VigilantWatcher Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 (edited) Curristan is very uneasy about this new development and urges Nedland to withdraw immediately. *Private* President Crane: "What the hell does Nedland thinks it is doing? They are playing with fire. I would never attempt a military campaign well away from friendly bases. They will have to withdraw at some stage as nobody will allow military flights through their airspace, especially if they are against Nedlands actions. I may have to talk to someone about this if it gets out of hand." Edited June 3, 2009 by Curristan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of cochin Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Rebel Army has enough strength to bring stability. We suggest that Cochin allows a more powerful neighbor to take care of this. We understand that Rebel Army has sufficient strength to control the situation. We have no issues with Rebel Army taking control of the situation. But since it is in our neighborhood the Kingdom of Cochin shall be taking a greater interest in the matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cody Seb Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 OOC: It was funny, but... IC: The Maghreb condemns Nedlands acts of aggression into the Greater Middle East. While it is debatable if Libya is in the Greater Middle East, it is of no question that similar cultural relativities are present as well as our strong religious ties with the region. While we do not propose that we be protecting the land, we do feel we have the right to say get out of our cultural sphere, the nations of the Arab-Islamic Sphere. Not only are we closer, but we have exponentially larger might than Nedland. Rebel Army is more than capable of handling this situation, that is if there are any terrorists at all. Whie The Maghreb will not take military action, we will be taking a hardline stance against Nedland's imperialism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of cochin Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 The Kingdom of Cochin has moved its troops to establish a new Cochin Protectorate comprising Northern Afghanistan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan and unclaimed provinces of Kazakhstan. Details. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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