Nutty North Korean Anniversary

[Pikachujc]

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Ho ho ho, Cybernation. It me, Park Hwang-bo, here to tell story of North Korea Christmas. To aid in spread of yarn, I capitulate to Nigel Burnsley to translate for greater clarity of tale.

As many of you know, at Christmas time, North Korea is the jolliest dictatorship around. In fact, Kim Jong-il decreed that Christmas cheer was mandatory for all citizens, and failure to spread Christmas wishes would result in severe marshall punishment. On Christmas Eve, the streets of P'yongyang were filled with happy shoppers, purchasing a wide selection of items, such as surplus military shovels, burlap sacks and DVDs of "The Sarah Silverman Programme". By the end of the day, the stores were wiped clean, all except "The Sarah Silverman Programme". On Christmas morning, the shrieks of children filled the air, as they tore the wrapping from their surplus military shovels, as parents looked on with satisfaction.

The happiest of all, of course, was Kim Jong-il. All the citizens of North Korea were so pleased with Kim Jong-il's visionary leadership, that they sent him many gifts. North Korea soldiers casually entered the homes of North Korean citizens, and rummaged through their belongings for valuables to give to Kim Jong-il, as the homeowners looked on with satisfaction. Though the United Nations and Amnesty International alleged that the scene involved more coercion and less satisfaction, the humble folks at the North Korean Propaganda Ministry assure you that everyone involved did it with a smile on their face.

Though this scene looks full of Christmas cheer, there were some dissenting individuals who claimed that Santa Claus was a myth. As many of you know, Santa Claus is a central North Korean figure, who delivers military equipment to revolutionary children throughout the country. But this foolish movement gathered popularity, and soon Kim Jong-il had to deploy forces to quell this movement. The following documentary was produced by Park Hwang-bo, factually depicting the battle as it occurred:

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Well, it's been a full year. NNK was founded without much thought or planning, just a few people who wanted to have a bit of fun. And though we've gained a few more members, and had our ups and downs, that's still all NNK is. And we wouldn't change it for the world.

Oh, and remember,

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[pimpleman]

o/ NNK

Edited December 26, 2010 by pimpleman

[ChimpMasterFlash]

What are your thoughts on transferring power to your son?

[Minutiae]

o/ NNK. All hail Dear Leader! And, Merry Christmas!

[Destroyer58]

Isn't North Korea Athiest?

Edited December 26, 2010 by Destroyer58

[R3nowned]

North Koreans celebrated Christmas now?

You learn something new everyday

[CEverettKoop]

NNK! My second favorite Koreans!

[xoindotnler]

[quote name='R3nowned' timestamp='1293326220' post='2553861']
North Koreans celebrated Christmas now?

You learn something new everyday
[/quote]
I bet it is a miss translation of Marxmas. And its more cultural based than religion best.

Edited December 26, 2010 by xoindotnler

[Minutiae]

You're all probably unaware that when Kim Jong-Il invented nuclear weapons, he also invented Christmas, the birth of someone who was born today. Gosh, guys. Get with it.

[Karl Peters]

I think grats. Not sure yet. Have fun with your egg nog or whatever you Koreans drink.

[Hetman Vladislav]

Is it bad that I watched the documentary 5 times?

o/ NNK

[Minutiae]

[quote name='Hetman Vladislav' timestamp='1293339398' post='2554084']
Is it bad that I watched the documentary 5 times?

o/ NNK
[/quote]

We have that effect on people.

[Sandler]

I had my doubts about Santa.

Now I am happy, for Santa came after all. He brought me the joy of NNK and a documentary!!

[abdur]

Nice o/NNK

[Minutiae]

[quote name='Sandler' timestamp='1293349281' post='2554250']
I had my doubts about Santa.

Now I am happy, for Santa came after all. He brought me the joy of NNK and a documentary!!
[/quote]

You once doubted Santa? Psh, kids these days.

[irule777]

christmas!!! o/NNK

Edited December 27, 2010 by irule777

[SirWilliam]

North Korea is indeed best Korea. Just barely.

[Gorchin]

This makes me proud