KingChris Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 We, the discouraged refugees from the former United States, have arrived in this land to escape the fear that the Empire of Pravus Ingruo would bring. Today, we declare this land to ourselves, granted to us by the graceful Disparu, and we form this republican government, henceforth to be known as the Confederation of Ontario. ------------------------------------------------ Embassy request: Name of country?: Name of ambassador?: Do you wish for us to have an embassy on your soil as well? Y/N: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: What is the ultimate question to the ultimate answer of life, the universe, and everything, which is 42?: Special requests?: OOC: Well, I got into Vanderbilt University, my dream college, so I have time for CNRP again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sal Paradise Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 And what of the people that were inhabiting Ontario before you arrived and "declared it for yourselves"? While the Americans have suffered much from the thievery of Pravus Ingruo and betrayal of J Andres, by what right do they claim the lands of other people for themselves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Timmy Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 (edited) Name of country?: The Democratic People's Republic of Maine Name of ambassador?: Douglas Adams Do you wish for us to have an embassy on your soil as well? Y/N: Yes What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: What do you mean? An African or European swallow? What is the ultimate question to the ultimate answer of life, the universe, and everything, which is 42?: What do you get if you multiply six by nine? Special requests?: A shrubbery. That looks nice. And not too expensive. Edited December 24, 2010 by King Timmy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triyun Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 We are withholding recognition due to the unjust slander of our allies Pravus Ingruo who gloriously liberated large swaths of North America from a decadent bloated corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 We are withholding recognition due to the unjust slander of our friends Pravus Ingruo who gloriously liberated large swaths of North America from a decadent bloated corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael McBride Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 We are withholding recognition due to the unjust slander of us who gloriously liberated large swaths of North America from a decadent bloated corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iKrolm Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 (edited) Selenarctos extends diplomatic recognition to the Confederation of Ontario. Name of country?: Selenarctos Name of ambassador?: Alan Pagan Do you wish for us to have an embassy on your soil as well? Y/N: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: Faster than I can fly. What is the ultimate question to the ultimate answer of life, the universe, and everything, which is 42?: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100. Special requests?: Permission for a small (<20 man) armed force to manage embassy security. Reciprocal Embassy: Yes Edited December 24, 2010 by iKrolm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markus Wilding Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Name of country?: Portugal Name of ambassador?: Matilde Urena Do you wish for us to have an embassy on your soil as well?: Y What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: 42 What is the ultimate question to the ultimate answer of life, the universe, and everything, which is 42?: 42 Special requests?: A ten-man force of Brotherhood's Fist soldiers to patrol the grounds and serve as security inside the embassy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 (edited) Name of country?: Midwest Republic Name of ambassador?: Marie Housta Do you wish for us to have an embassy on your soil as well? Y/N: Yes What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: Velocity is speed and direction. Since information regarding the direction of the swallow is unavailable, lack of specific name of a species and subspecies of a swallow, and how fast it is flying; it is not possible calculate the velocity. What is the ultimate question to the ultimate answer of life, the universe, and everything, which is 42?: What do you mean, "42"? Special requests?: Permission for a 15 men security team to protect the embassy. Edited December 24, 2010 by HHAYD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 We recognize this new land and offer them diplomatic relations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 (edited) "We frown upon the unjust slander of our friends Pravus Ingruo who gloriously liberated large swaths of North America from a decadent bloated corpse. But we will welcome you to North America and the world anyways." [b]Name of country?:[/b] Kingdom of Ursalia [b]Name of ambassador?:[/b] Pasque Villa [b]Do you wish for us to have an embassy on your soil as well? Y/N:[/b] Y [b]What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?:[/b] I don't know [b]What is the ultimate question to the ultimate answer of life, the universe, and everything, which is 42?:[/b] A number divided by zero [b]Special requests?:[/b] Vicious but friendly German Shepherd dogs for the Embassy staff Edited December 24, 2010 by JEDCJT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachurin Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 "The Government of Disparu, echoing the concerns of France, shall withhold its recognition of the 'Confederation of Ontario' while we confirm the status of current Ontarian citizens within Ontario. However, we would also like to note that a referendum had been recently held within our Ontarian protectorate, and its results appeared to favour independence despite this apparent American interference." [b]CLASSIFIED[/b] [quote] [center][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100906003828/cybernations/images/thumb/2/29/DisparuGovernmentSeal.png/250px-DisparuGovernmentSeal.png[/img][/center] [b]TO/À:[/b] Provisional Government of the Confederation of Ontario [b]FROM/DE:[/b] Jack Layton, Praetor of the Interim Government of the Disparuean Protectorate of Ontario [b]DATE:[/b] 24 December 2011 / Le 24 decembre 2011 To whom it may concern, On behalf of the Government of Disparu and the people of Ontario, we would like to ask you to allow us to inspect your proposed political, social and economic systems for Ontario in order to ensure that both the voices of the people of Ontario and the incoming American immigrants are properly represented in the protectorate's future government. Only then shall the Parliament of Disparu approve your move towards sovereignty as well as the result of the recent referendum. Regards, [i]/s/[/i] Jack Layton Praetor, Interim Government of Ontario Leader, New Democratic Party [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalissimo Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 (edited) Procinctia requests a permanent diplomatic mission to the Confederation of Ontario Nation Name (IG): Procinctia Nation Name (RP; Formal): Procinctia Nation Name (RP; Colloquial): Procinctia, Procintia (alternate spelling) Ruler (IG): Generalissimo Official Head of State (RP): Generalissimo, Generalissimo of Procinctia Acting Head of State (RP): Catalina Martinez, interim Procinctian administrator Official Head of Government (RP): Generalissimo, Generalissimo of Procinctia Acting Head of Government (RP): Catalina Martinez, interim Procinctian administrator Position on the Political Spectrum: Transitional Government Type: Transitional Capital: Saint Paul City Reciprocal Embassy?: Yes, Saint Paul City can host a Confederation of Ontario embassy Ambassador's Name: Hypothetically Liska Atka (acting Minster of Foreign Affairs), but with Liska missing at the collapse of the previous government Procinctia’s nascent Foreign Office is currently without diplomatic personal Special Requests: Bus Pass [b]What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?:[/b] An unladen 1954 Swallow Doretti is capable of 100 mph [b]What is the ultimate question to the ultimate answer of life, the universe, and everything, which is 42?:[/b] How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man? Edited December 25, 2010 by Generalissimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VigilantWatcher Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 (edited) The Republic of Curristan formally recognizes your nation and requests an embassy: Name of country?: Republic of Curristan Name of ambassador?: James Kingston Do you wish for us to have an embassy on your soil as well? Y/N: Y What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: No idea What is the ultimate question to the ultimate answer of life, the universe, and everything, which is 42?: The natural evolution of the universe Edited December 26, 2010 by Curristan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowsage Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 We are withholding recognition due to the [s]unjust[/s] slander of Pravus Ingruo who gloriously liberated large swaths of North America from a decadent bloated corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacharth Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 (edited) [color="#1C2837"][size="2"]EDIT: Damn internet. Mod please delete this post.[/size][/color] Edited December 27, 2010 by Vince Sixx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacharth Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 (edited) [color="#1C2837"][size="2"]Edit: Damn internet, mod please delete this post[/size][/color] Edited December 27, 2010 by Vince Sixx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacharth Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 (edited) [color="#1C2837"][size="2"]Edit: as above please.[/size][/color] Edited December 27, 2010 by Vince Sixx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacharth Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 (edited) [color="#1C2837"][size="2"]Edit: was flood detection even on right then?[/size][/color] Edited December 27, 2010 by Vince Sixx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacharth Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 (edited) IC EDIT: Due to internet issues in Innsbruck, we are unable to relay this diplomatic cable. Edited December 27, 2010 by Vince Sixx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iKrolm Posted December 30, 2010 Report Share Posted December 30, 2010 (edited) OOC: Vince, did you achieve the legendary penta-post? Edited December 30, 2010 by iKrolm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingChris Posted January 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 [quote name='King Timmy' timestamp='1293217699' post='2552767'] Name of country?: The Democratic People's Republic of Maine Name of ambassador?: Douglas Adams Do you wish for us to have an embassy on your soil as well? Y/N: Yes What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: What do you mean? An African or European swallow? What is the ultimate question to the ultimate answer of life, the universe, and everything, which is 42?: What do you get if you multiply six by nine? Special requests?: A shrubbery. That looks nice. And not too expensive. [/quote] We have sent Adam Douglas to our embassy on your soil. Well, I, I don't know that- AUUGH!!!!!! And we have brought you two shrubberies, one slightly higher so you get a two-level effect, with a little path running down the middle. [quote name='iKrolm' timestamp='1293220786' post='2552798'] Selenarctos extends diplomatic recognition to the Confederation of Ontario. Name of country?: Selenarctos Name of ambassador?: Alan Pagan Do you wish for us to have an embassy on your soil as well? Y/N: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: Faster than I can fly. What is the ultimate question to the ultimate answer of life, the universe, and everything, which is 42?: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100. Special requests?: Permission for a small (<20 man) armed force to manage embassy security. Reciprocal Embassy: Yes [/quote] Permission is granted. Jade Andaya will be assigned to our Selenarctan embassy. [quote name='Markus Wilding' timestamp='1293221521' post='2552809'] Name of country?: Portugal Name of ambassador?: Matilde Urena Do you wish for us to have an embassy on your soil as well?: Y What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: 42 What is the ultimate question to the ultimate answer of life, the universe, and everything, which is 42?: 42 Special requests?: A ten-man force of Brotherhood's Fist soldiers to patrol the grounds and serve as security inside the embassy [/quote] The force is granted. Cristiano Suarez will be sent to our Portuguese embassy. [quote name='HHAYD' timestamp='1293221677' post='2552812'] Name of country?: Midwest Republic Name of ambassador?: Marie Housta Do you wish for us to have an embassy on your soil as well? Y/N: Yes What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: Velocity is speed and direction. Since information regarding the direction of the swallow is unavailable, lack of specific name of a species and subspecies of a swallow, and how fast it is flying; it is not possible calculate the velocity. What is the ultimate question to the ultimate answer of life, the universe, and everything, which is 42?: What do you mean, "42"? Special requests?: Permission for a 15 men security team to protect the embassy. [/quote] Permission granted. Mirabeau Odom will be sent to our embassy in the Midwest Republic. [quote name='JEDCJT' timestamp='1293229023' post='2552953'] "We frown upon the unjust slander of our friends Pravus Ingruo who gloriously liberated large swaths of North America from a decadent bloated corpse. But we will welcome you to North America and the world anyways." [b]Name of country?:[/b] Kingdom of Ursalia [b]Name of ambassador?:[/b] Pasque Villa [b]Do you wish for us to have an embassy on your soil as well? Y/N:[/b] Y [b]What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?:[/b] I don't know [b]What is the ultimate question to the ultimate answer of life, the universe, and everything, which is 42?:[/b] A number divided by zero [b]Special requests?:[/b] Vicious but friendly German Shepherd dogs for the Embassy staff [/quote] Our ambassador to Ursalia will be Ranunculaceae (how in the world do you pronounce this?) Torres. We have dispatched the Vicious but friendly dogs to your embassy. Would you like us to send one of the legs of Villa? It was bitten off by one of the Vicious German Shepards. Apparently they're only friendly to Ontarians. [quote name='Pikachurin' timestamp='1293243958' post='2553203'] "The Government of Disparu, echoing the concerns of France, shall withhold its recognition of the 'Confederation of Ontario' while we confirm the status of current Ontarian citizens within Ontario. However, we would also like to note that a referendum had been recently held within our Ontarian protectorate, and its results appeared to favour independence despite this apparent American interference." [b]CLASSIFIED[/b] [/quote] [quote]Mr. Layton, This requested inspection is approved. Regards, George Hammett [/quote] [quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1293258357' post='2553368'] Procinctia requests a permanent diplomatic mission to the Confederation of Ontario Nation Name (IG): Procinctia Nation Name (RP; Formal): Procinctia Nation Name (RP; Colloquial): Procinctia, Procintia (alternate spelling) Ruler (IG): Generalissimo Official Head of State (RP): Generalissimo, Generalissimo of Procinctia Acting Head of State (RP): Catalina Martinez, interim Procinctian administrator Official Head of Government (RP): Generalissimo, Generalissimo of Procinctia Acting Head of Government (RP): Catalina Martinez, interim Procinctian administrator Position on the Political Spectrum: Transitional Government Type: Transitional Capital: Saint Paul City Reciprocal Embassy?: Yes, Saint Paul City can host a Confederation of Ontario embassy Ambassador's Name: Hypothetically Liska Atka (acting Minster of Foreign Affairs), but with Liska missing at the collapse of the previous government Procinctia’s nascent Foreign Office is currently without diplomatic personal Special Requests: Bus Pass [b]What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?:[/b] An unladen 1954 Swallow Doretti is capable of 100 mph [b]What is the ultimate question to the ultimate answer of life, the universe, and everything, which is 42?:[/b] How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man? [/quote] Oh, Liska Atka? The girl who was harassed by that rogue reporter? Aw, shame she disappeared. We have [s]many people here to stalk her[/s] been awaiting the arrival of a Proctinian ambassador. Nevertheless, we will send Tomoko Saeki to Proctinia as our ambassador. [quote name='Curristan' timestamp='1293396072' post='2554581'] The Republic of Curristan formally recognizes your nation and requests an embassy: Name of country?: Republic of Curristan Name of ambassador?: James Kingston Do you wish for us to have an embassy on your soil as well? Y/N: Y What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: No idea What is the ultimate question to the ultimate answer of life, the universe, and everything, which is 42?: The natural evolution of the universe [/quote] We will send Blake Howard as our ambassador to Curristan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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