Fizzydog Posted November 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2010 (edited) [img]http://cloverfield.despoiler.org/images/0/03/Tagruato_logo.png[/img] [quote]Tagruato Public announcement. The Tagruato Fast Food company, "Slusho!", has opened today. With many exciting food choices, such as an addicting low calorie slurpie and a delicious non fat burger, "Slusho!" will keep customers healthy and full. Go to "Slusho!" today! Kevi Lashimura, Slusho! CEO.[/quote] Edited November 14, 2010 by Fizzydog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted November 14, 2010 Report Share Posted November 14, 2010 Slusho products are banned from the Empire and any man, woman, or child caught smuggling these narcotics into the country will be held on charges of endangering the public welfare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted November 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 "Hmm, yes, natural, healthy ingredients are VERY deadly. Let us create artificial meats and canned vegatables. We don't want our products are endagering the public!" ~~Kevi Lashumira. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted January 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 [i]Unemployed Labradorean Civil Services Workers Hired by Tagruato[/i] In an attempt to spark hope for the abandoned and shakened Labradoreans, Tagruato has hired nearly one hundred former civil service workers. The citizens will work as guide and safety writers for Tagrauato products. They will be transported to Tagruato headquarters after approval from Korea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 (edited) "Tagruato Bioresearch is welcomed in the Midwest Republic as long as none of MR's laws are violated." Edited January 16, 2011 by HHAYD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted January 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Tagrauto thanks the Midwest Republic and will employ its citizens. Jobs will range from medical researchers to fast food workers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lestari Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 The Xinyan Republic severely looks down on fast food and any chain that labels itself as such. Therefore, Tagruato's Slusho trademark will not be permitted to set up in the Republic's territory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted January 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 [quote name='dotCom' timestamp='1295163054' post='2576936'] The Xinyan Republic severely looks down on fast food and any chain that labels itself as such. Therefore, Tagruato's Slusho trademark will not be permitted to set up in the Republic's territory. [/quote] Ah yes, Tagruato's extra healthy Slusho! drinks are a danger to the world. We're sure you shut down all fast food joints, because you love controlling what your people eat. Although we beg to wonder why such a healthy company as Slusho! would be shut down just because it is labeled "Fast Food". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lestari Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 [quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1295163461' post='2576944'] Ah yes, Tagruato's extra healthy Slusho! drinks are a danger to the world. We're sure you shut down all fast food joints, because you love controlling what your people eat. Although we beg to wonder why such a healthy company as Slusho! would be shut down just because it is labeled "Fast Food". [/quote] Tagruato has no knowledge of Xinyan or how its government operates. We shut down fast food joints because there is a clear connection between fast food and various different health risks, including diabetes, heart disorders, and even heart attacks. If you don't want your food associated with that kind of horrific thing, we suggest you do not label your company as 'fast food'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted January 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 [quote name='dotCom' timestamp='1295164348' post='2576958'] Tagruato has no knowledge of Xinyan or how its government operates. We shut down fast food joints because there is a clear connection between fast food and various different health risks, including diabetes, heart disorders, and even heart attacks. If you don't want your food associated with that kind of horrific thing, we suggest you do not label your company as 'fast food'. [/quote] It is up to a person to decide what they choose to eat. If a man wants to eat death, why can't he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 [quote name='dotCom' timestamp='1295164348' post='2576958'] Tagruato has no knowledge of Xinyan or how its government operates. We shut down fast food joints because there is a clear connection between fast food and various different health risks, including diabetes, heart disorders, and even heart attacks. If you don't want your food associated with that kind of horrific thing, we suggest you do not label your company as 'fast food'. [/quote] "Fast food is ready to eat food that has minimum purchase/serving time. There are many types of fast food restaurants, including ones that serve healthy food, not just the typical greasy ones. Not everyone has the luxurious ten to sixty minutes waiting time; some people need to snarf down their food and get resume their daily activity, such as getting back to work, soon as possible." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vedran Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 [quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1295165414' post='2576974'] It is up to a person to decide what they choose to eat. If a man wants to eat death, why can't he? [/quote] [i]This quote from Tagruato's fast food division clearly implies that consuming their products entails death.[/i] - excerpt from online news article on the company Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Vedran' timestamp='1295178906' post='2577049'] [i]This quote from Tagruato's fast food division clearly implies that consuming their products entails death.[/i] - excerpt from online news article on the company [/quote] "Less is more in some situations. There had been a case where a woman drank too much water and died from water intoxication. A person can kill him/herself by simply eating too much carrots and suffer a fatal overdose on vitamin A." -Midwest Republic News Edited January 16, 2011 by HHAYD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padraig Rua Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 The company is banned from Alaskan Waters and Territory, or as the President said "Get away from my oil!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted January 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 [quote name='Chancellor Patrick' timestamp='1295219558' post='2577804'] The company is banned from Alaskan Waters and Territory, or as the President said "Get away from my oil!" [/quote] "e beg to differ. We had constructed this drill before your country even was born. It's too late for banning this drill, unless you would like to put 8000 citizens out of the job and millions of dollars in the trash." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurius Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 [quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1295221913' post='2577842'] "e beg to differ. We had constructed this drill before your country even was born. It's too late for banning this drill, unless you would like to put 8000 citizens out of the job and millions of dollars in the trash." [/quote] "And it's still in their rights as a sovereign nation" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoot Zoot Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 All assets of the Tagruaro company in Great Britain, if any are hereby seized my the Government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kankou Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Due to various violations, Tagruato Bioresearch has been dissolved. All assets within Korea has beem taken by the federal government. OOC: Sorry, but no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted January 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 OoC: Tragic. But I can assure you I will find something else that is non-nation to fill my interests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kankou Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 OOC: Well, trying to hire people from halfway around the world, plus going around saying you'll be drilling in other countries is simply unacceptable. If you want to do something else, PM me and we can talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AironthFlamewing Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 OOC: Fizzy, I'll host you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted January 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 OoC: PM me granite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padraig Rua Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 [quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1295221913' post='2577842'] "e beg to differ. We had constructed this drill before your country even was born. It's too late for banning this drill, unless you would like to put 8000 citizens out of the job and millions of dollars in the trash." [/quote] Not our money, not our citizens and not our problem. The old Prussian Empire left behind oils rigs in the Republic and we extract our oil from there. Now, leave please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted January 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 Tagruato Mailing Office, The United Lands of Côte d'Ivoire are interested in purchasing your medical and foods supplies. ~ Michel Yves, Ivoirenian Deputy of Trade and Economics. ---------------- Michel Yves: Tagruato has been shut down by DPRK. We are currently under the process of removing our staff. But your idea has sparked hope in our corporations dreams. May we set up haedquarters in your capital city? It could offer thousands of new jobs and would boost your economy. ~Tagruato Mailing Office. ----------------------------- Tagruato Mailing Office, Your offer is a delight to Côte d'Ivoire. You very well have permission to set up a private corporation in our lands. Once you arrive in Ivoirenian we will direct you to our capital and register you as citizens. You must remove your Korean citizen status. Please arrive via small sized sea vessel. We do not have an airport and our docks are very frail. ~Côte d'Ivoire Government ----------------------------- Ivory Coast, Very well. Expect us to be in Ivory by tomorrow. ~ Tagruato Mailing Office. OoC: One person RPs are quite a thing, aren't they? Kankou gave me permission to remove them from Korea, don't worry. Apologies granite, I would've gone to your nation had you not been blockaded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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