Ayreonaut Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 (edited) [b]I Passed Out at the Fark Party![/b] New Council: Yak (SotC) bmckenna Kahiel fluoroalien ManwithPlanX Edited July 3, 2010 by Der Kommissar unappropriate imagery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavingMainyYak Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 The first rule of parties... never be the first person to pass out. Congrats to my [s]fellow oppressors[/s] colleagues on Council. And the obligatory, we're doomed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinfat Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Any alliance party that includes mag-lite sodomy is A-OK in my book. Congrats new gov! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrashersk Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 [quote name='RavingMainyYak' date='01 July 2010 - 08:38 AM' timestamp='1277995082' post='2356605'] The first rule of parties... never be the first person to pass out [i]with shoes on[/i]. Congrats to my [s]fellow oppressors[/s] colleagues on Council. And the obligatory, we're doomed. [/quote] FTFY Any good friends wont mess with you if you have your shoes off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smontag Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Congrats to our good friends at Fark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmckenna Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 I'm pleased as punch to [s]be able to continue my oppression[/s] be able to continue to serve the alliance. Congrats to everyone who won and a very great showing by all who ran. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmishAnimalScientist Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 I for one welcome our new [s]sodomizers[/s] overlords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrocodillyPontifex Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 [quote name='RavingMainyYak' date='01 July 2010 - 08:38 AM' timestamp='1277995082' post='2356605'] The first rule of parties... never be the first person to pass out. Congrats to my [s]fellow oppressors[/s] colleagues on Council. And the obligatory, we're doomed. [/quote] These elections are great, I hope we really get down to business and bust some heads. Of course, we can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones. They were hard to get where I grew up. In west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school. Then a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'.I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said 'FRESH' and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare but I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'. I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itida Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Congratulations to the new government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ominae Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Ohshi- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daikos Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 [quote name='Shinfat' date='01 July 2010 - 11:08 AM' timestamp='1277996912' post='2356629'] Any alliance party that includes mag-lite sodomy is A-OK in my book. Congrats new gov! [/quote] Couldn't have said it better myself. Congrats to our allies in FARK. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homeboy Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 o/ [s]Team Edward[/s] Fark on your new gov ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltimateDogg Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 all hail the overlords! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ominae Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 [quote name='Homeboy' date='01 July 2010 - 12:53 PM' timestamp='1278006820' post='2356837'] o/ [s]Team Edward[/s] Fark on your new gov ! [/quote] Was that a twilight reference? In OUR erection thread? We don't take kindly to sparkles, boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Good to see PlanX still in gov, but im mildly worried where you guys got the images in the OP..looks a little like [b]Drew[/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Who is the body on the floor? Poor man. Also congratulations in your new Gov Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 [quote name='D34th' date='01 July 2010 - 03:39 PM' timestamp='1278016733' post='2357020'] Who is the body on the floor? Poor man. [/quote] Yaknow..come to think of it we havent seen Goose in awhile.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnsey Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Congrats Fark. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinfat Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Pretty sure that's fireguy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dom Zak Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Congrats guys! and.. there's a condom on that flashlight.. O.o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Wilson Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 I really would have to say, the only thing about these photos that worries me, is the flashlight with the condom on that. Other then that, well done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kommissar Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 [color="#FF0000"]The photos have been removed. Don't discuss or post them again.[/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoia Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 (edited) [quote name='Der Kommissar' date='03 July 2010 - 03:56 PM' timestamp='1278168949' post='2358667'] [color="#FF0000"]The photos have been removed. Don't discuss or post them again.[/color] [/quote] I heard you might be into UFIA. It's an organization that brings people -really close- together, enabling them to share some of their most special moments together. Uniting Friends In America, where friends become friendsier. Love ya, Paranoia Edited July 3, 2010 by Paranoia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 [quote name='Paranoia' date='03 July 2010 - 12:01 PM' timestamp='1278176446' post='2358745'] I heard you might be into UFIA. It's an organization that brings people -really close- together, enabling them to share some of their most special moments together. Uniting Friends In America, where friends become friendsier. Love ya, Paranoia [/quote] Im half inclined to take back all the mean things i said about you BTW Council needs more JayBents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk1mf Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 Rule number one about Uniting Friends In America (UFIA) is don't talk about the pic that got taken down. I am so glad to be celebrating freedom this weekend in my nation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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