Franz Ferdinand Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 "With the disappearance of Vega, we have discovered a message left by him stating that his successor must be elected democratically. Therefore, a shortlist of candidates has been drawn up, and the people can decide who shall take charge of this most glorious nation. [b]Aleister Crowley - [/b][img]http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/5665/280pxaleistercrowley1.png[/img] [b]Anton LaVey - [/b][img]http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/8144/225pxantonlaveyphoto.jpg[/img] [b]Evil Spock - [/b][img]http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/9914/292pxspock28mirror29.jpg[/img] [b]Giovanni - [/b][img]http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/281/150pxfireredleafgreengi.png[/img] [b]Malcolm X - [/b][img]http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/5264/220pxmalcolmxnywts2a.jpg[/img] [b]Ming the Merciless - [/b][img]http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/3492/20070920mingthemerciles.jpg[/img] [b]Roman Ungern von Sternberg - [/b][img]http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/1444/220pxungernvonsternberg.jpg[/img] [b]Ron Jeremy - [/b][img]http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/3797/ronjeremyw.jpg[/img] [b]Saddam Hussein - [/b][img]http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/5089/1979saddam.jpg[/img] [b]Tony Montana - [/b][img]http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/7030/mediumtonymontana2.jpg[/img] Hopefully the best man shall win this election." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthey Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 We watch with a greater degree of mild interest than the FSA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacharth Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Distopya supports Ron Jeremy. We think he is a very [b]hard[/b] working candidate, and hopefully he will have a very successful and [b]satisfying[/b] win. I think in the [b]long[/b] run, Ron Jeremy can really [b]stick[/b] it to the competition. And if it came to a [b]three-way[/b] tie, Ron Jeremy would come out [b]on top[/b]. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordosaur94 Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 *Private* "What the?" "Man, that's the weirdest election I've seen yet." "You'll regret sayin' that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachurin Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 [quote name='Vince Sixx' date='03 May 2010 - 09:12 PM' timestamp='1272935559' post='2285649'] Distopya supports Ron Jeremy. We think he is a very [b]hard[/b] working candidate, and hopefully he will have a very successful and [b]satisfying[/b] win. I think in the [b]long[/b] run, Ron Jeremy can really [b]stick[/b] it to the competition. And if it came to a [b]three-way[/b] tie, Ron Jeremy would come out [b]on top[/b]. [/quote] OoC: Lol innuendos Also, voted for Giovanni. IC: [b]PRIVATE[/b] "Hmm, this is interesting..." muttered Lilian as she surfed the Internet from her laptop in her hotel in the Imperial Hudson Reich. [b]PUBLIC[/b] "We watch this election with interest." - Royal Triumvirate of Disparu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 [center]"The election is now over, and with all the votes counted, a winner has been decided. There have been many people speculating, yet it appears that the person who got the most votes was in fact... [b]DAVID HASSELHOFF![/b]" [img]http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/2228/baywatchphoto3.jpg[/img] "As a result, we shall now be under the control of this great politician and may the great state of Denmark rise ever stronger!" [code]Who should be the next ruler of Denmark? 1. Aleister Crowley (1 votes [4.17%]) 2. Anton LaVey (0 votes [0.00%]) 3. Evil Spock (7 votes [29.17%]) 4. Giovanni (4 votes [16.67%]) 5. Malcolm X (0 votes [0.00%]) 6. Ming the Merciless (3 votes [12.50%]) 7. Roman Ungern von Sternberg (0 votes [0.00%]) 8. Ron Jeremy (3 votes [12.50%]) 9. Saddam Hussein (4 votes [16.67%]) 10. Tony Montana (2 votes [8.33%])[/code][/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owned-You Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 (OOC - This is a tragedy, Giovanni > Everyone Else > Evil Spock) [b]President Moshum[/b] [i]"Good Luck with this Hoffster, I'll be sending our best liquors to you personally as a gift."[/i] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acca Dacca Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Although we put our support behind Giovanni, we are glaf the Hoff will lead this fine nation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 "It's rigged, I tell you, RIGGED! He wasn't even on the ballot!" cried a conspiracy theorist as he was dragged away to the asylum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynneth Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 "The Hoff does not rig." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 "We congratulate David Hasselhoff on his victory. We hope he will lead Denmark to greatness." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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