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Kevanovia

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I thank you, kind sirs, for the appreciation. I would have read this fine newsletter (to which I wish to subscribe) earlier, but I misplaced my reading glasses. Found them under my cushion, along with a half-chewed toffee, which was quite acceptable, I must say, although not as good as what we used to get back in the day. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, your newsletter. Very fine. Very fine, yes. Do you have any toffee?

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I thank you, kind sirs, for the appreciation. I would have read this fine newsletter (to which I wish to subscribe) earlier, but I misplaced my reading glasses. Found them under my cushion, along with a half-chewed toffee, which was quite acceptable, I must say, although not as good as what we used to get back in the day. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, your newsletter. Very fine. Very fine, yes. Do you have any toffee?

I do.

Would you like some?

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That's very good of you. Would you also help me find my dentures? I seem to have misplaced them somewhere. Perhaps Kev borrowed them?

Ah shucks, I thought you wouldn't notice. I accidently took them the other night and by the time I realized they weren't mine, I was too embarrassed to put them back where I found them. Here you go Pingu.

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