TehChron Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Touche. Point taken PS. For real fun, I'll see you when I drop to 4K NS You'll get your butt kicked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 To all of you RoKies out there commenting about the NSO's lack of an ability to wage war in comparison to your champion here, I would just like to give you a closer look at this fellow here. To: Pope Bubba XIII From: Swillmaster Date: 11/22/2009 12:15:07 AMSubject: Escorted Bombing Attack Report Message: A fighter escorted bombing run has been launched against your nation by Swillmaster. In the attack you lost 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 0.00 infrastructure. You destroyed 18 attacking bombers. You lost 0 fighter aircraft and destroyed 0 fighter aircraft launched by Swillmaster. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. Amazing isn't he? Even more amazing is the fact he's almost out of money. But who am I kidding? Who am I to intrude on your fantasies with such nuisances like simple facts? That would just be rude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimius Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 im curoius why he decided to just send bombers, but oh well. maybe 1 fighter would have gone Ace Combat and destroyed the world <.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swillmaster Posted November 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 (edited) To all of you RoKies out there commenting about the NSO's lack of an ability to wage war in comparison to your champion here, I would just like to give you a closer look at this fellow here.Amazing isn't he? Even more amazing is the fact he's almost out of money. But who am I kidding? Who am I to intrude on your fantasies with such nuisances like simple facts? That would just be rude. That's a nice one. I preferred this one myself. To: Swillmaster From: evulfuson Date: 11/22/2009 12:03:47 AMSubject: Battle Report Message: You have been attacked by evulfuson. You lost 1,994 soldiers and 95 tanks. You killed 5,198 soldiers and 845 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, stole 0.000 technology, and destroyed 0.000 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.00 from you and you gained $1,061,384.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Victory. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. And this one caught my eye as well... To: Swillmaster From: Tiberius12 Date: 11/22/2009 12:00:05 AMSubject: Battle Report Message: You have been attacked by Tiberius12. You lost 1,688 soldiers and 285 tanks. You killed 5,384 soldiers and 1,127 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, stole 0.000 technology, and destroyed 0.000 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.00 from you and you gained $1,084,744.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Victory. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. and as for money, as you can see, I am thankful for the NSO's donations. Awww, and I didn't think you cared. Edited November 22, 2009 by swillmaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Archer Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 (edited) Lack of fighting ability does explain why all the Sith in the movies die... Edit: Missed the 18 bombers things. If you're going to rogue could you at least attack properly? Edited November 22, 2009 by Jonathan Archer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo III Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 (edited) To all of you RoKies out there commenting about the NSO's lack of an ability to wage war in comparison to your champion here, I would just like to give you a closer look at this fellow here. Ok, time out on the NSO versus RoK thing for a moment: Who on earth sends 18 bombers?!?!?! ... I admit I lol'd. All right, resume. Edited November 22, 2009 by Van Hoo III Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordliam Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Love the graphic . Good luck on your crusade of justice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 That's a nice one. I preferred this one myself.And this one caught my eye as well... and as for money, as you can see, I am thankful for the NSO's donations. Awww, and I didn't think you cared. Keep kicking $@! man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehChron Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 (edited) Lack of fighting ability does explain why all the Sith in the movies die...Edit: Missed the 18 bombers things. If you're going to rogue could you at least attack properly? On the one hand there's pesky odds backfiring, on the other, there's just plain suckiness. I'm going to guess that not even luck can entirely compensate for incompetence. Edited November 22, 2009 by Chron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldConqueror Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Silence, toadie. The community at large tires of slapping you around for off-base and assinine commentary. Hmmm, must have missed the part where I was flattering and ingratiating. If by the community at large you mean your cronies in RoK and Nemesis, then I apologize for the mental strain imposed on them by posting in a thread. Slapping me around? If you characterize them stammering and struggling to address the point because they can't recognise that their alliance is about as interesting and worthwhile as a skidmark, as slapping me around, then sure. RoK's military prowess was shown in Armageddon when they got beaten out of sanction by the losing side. And surely the merge master is not forgetting all those alliances that you accidentally the whole thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Yeah, LOL @ the 18 bombers dude....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehChron Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Hmmm, must have missed the part where I was flattering and ingratiating. If by the community at large you mean your cronies in RoK and Nemesis, then I apologize for the mental strain imposed on them by posting in a thread. Slapping me around? If you characterize them stammering and struggling to address the point because they can't recognise that their alliance is about as interesting and worthwhile as a skidmark, as slapping me around, then sure. RoK's military prowess was shown in Armageddon when they got beaten out of sanction by the losing side. And surely the merge master is not forgetting all those alliances that you accidentally the whole thing? You could also point out how he completely messed up the spelling of "asinine". That'd be good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 RoK's military prowess was shown in Armageddon when they got beaten out of sanction by the losing side. So much for that war boner, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldConqueror Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 (edited) You could also point out how he completely messed up the spelling of "asinine". That'd be good. I did consider it, but I didn't want to be too hard on the poor little guy. So much for that war boner, eh? And they were so proud of it too. Edited November 22, 2009 by WorldConqueror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordliam Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 I did consider it, but I didn't want to be too hard on the poor little guy. I can't stop looking at your avatar. I was going to post something constructive and contribute to the discussion, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 So much for that war boner, eh? Hey I remember when we put the Karma War on our back! You must have been busy running your mouth over some stupid horse!@#$ which doesn't matter, and how you're constantly the martyr or being wronged somehow. How could i forget about joining some alliance who was getting the !@#$ kicked out of them for all !@#$ they've done, then went on an EVEN DUMBER crusade because you joined an alliance at war, and then guess what?!?! You were attacked who would have thought that! Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehChron Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Hey I remember when we put the Karma War on our back! You must have been busy running your mouth over some stupid horse!@#$ which doesn't matter, and how you're constantly the martyr or being wronged somehow. How could i forget about joining some alliance who was getting the !@#$ kicked out of them for all !@#$ they've done, then went on an EVEN DUMBER crusade because you joined an alliance at war, and then guess what?!?! You were attacked who would have thought that! Good times. You're saying it as if he had no clue what he was doing. ... Damn, swillmaster, your supporters aren't just encouraging you, theyre even going out of their way to justify your opinions. They really go the extra mile! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Hey I remember when we put the Karma War on our back! You must have been busy running your mouth over some stupid horse!@#$ which doesn't matter, and how you're constantly the martyr or being wronged somehow. How could i forget about joining some alliance who was getting the !@#$ kicked out of them for all !@#$ they've done, then went on an EVEN DUMBER crusade because you joined an alliance at war, and then guess what?!?! You were attacked who would have thought that! Good times. U mad? Sorry, couldn't resist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 (edited) ...Still no anarchy I see Edited November 22, 2009 by King Wally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swillmaster Posted November 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Well, it looks as though tomorrow may be my last on Planet Bob. I would like to take this opportunity to acknowledge the following players. Guardian666 General Linkovitch King Wally President S O Adude Atlashill Kotic and the following alliances.... o/ GLOP o/ KIA o/ The Brotherhood o/ Invicta o/ The Russian Empire o/ Ragnarok The friendships of these players are invaluable, and I thank them for extending their hand. I also thank NSO, for making my exit not only enjoyable, but, interesting. Cheers Swillmaster --------------------------- Ex General Of The Interia - KIA/The Brotherhood Ex Council Member - GLOP Ex Invicta Member o/ PURPLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiderJerusalem Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 (edited) RoK's military prowess was shown in Armageddon when they got beaten out of sanction by the losing side. Let's not forget what dear old Pacifica got to show in that war. The world got to see one of the greatest diplomatic errors in Planet Bob history, done by an alliance that prides itself over their "unparalleled diplomatic corps". And they were so proud of it too. Hey, mate. I guess it is even more bitter to be that soar over a limp one. It shows that you weren't all that prepared for what you had coming. As the other "pleasure girls" that roam the streets with you knows, don't be cheap on the lube, or else you might end up getting torn a new one. I really don't think that you slackjaws have the mental capacity needed to remember instructions though. So I am afraid that it will hurt the next time I come over as well So much for that war boner, eh? At least our war boner got limp after some action. A common occurrence when you're entering the fray with the hangover from hell. You know, the hangover we got because of the tradition we Vikings have of drinking beer when we mourn the death of people we know. Or in this case, the celebration of the mangled corpse that knew we got to turn Pacifica into. You on the other hand seem to have a severe case of blue balls. Take this, it might help: Edited November 22, 2009 by SpiderJerusalem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 (edited) Hey I remember when we put the Karma War on our back! You must have been busy running your mouth over some stupid horse!@#$ which doesn't matter, and how you're constantly the martyr or being wronged somehow. How could i forget about joining some alliance who was getting the !@#$ kicked out of them for all !@#$ they've done, then went on an EVEN DUMBER crusade because you joined an alliance at war, and then guess what?!?! You were attacked who would have thought that! Good times. What? If my memory serves me right, I have no not joined an alliance at war, save NSO (I joined during the RAD conflict), within the past year. The only wars in which FAIL was ever involved in where the ones brought upon us my our oppressors. So please, do some research before you feel the need to comment. At least our war boner got limp after some action. A common occurrence when you're entering the fray with the hangover from hell. You know, the hangover we got because of the tradition we Vikings have of drinking beer when we mourn the death of people we know. Or in this case, the celebration of the mangled corpse that knew we got to turn Pacifica into.You on the other hand seem to have a severe case of blue balls. Take this, it might help: What are you on about? Do you fellows over at RoK think that continuously making incoherent rants about nothing will make us go away or something? Because I truly am sorry to disappoint. Edited November 22, 2009 by Rebel Virginia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiderJerusalem Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 What are you on about? Do you fellows over at RoK think that continuously making incoherent rants about nothing will make us go away or something? Because I truly am sorry to disappoint. Oh, clever. I guess you're on to me. However, two can play that game. Do you fellows over at NSO think that continuously making incoherent rants about nothing will make us forget that you were the ones who wanted to dance in the first place? Because I am truly sorry to disappoint. We remember your paranoid claims that we wanted to roll you. I for one would not even think about rolling someone that is allied to one of the allies I respect most. I think you should be glad though, that Polar have your back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Oh, clever. I guess you're on to me. However, two can play that game. Do you fellows over at NSO think that continuously making incoherent rants about nothing will make us forget that you were the ones who wanted to dance in the first place? Because I am truly sorry to disappoint. We remember your paranoid claims that we wanted to roll you. I for one would not even think about rolling someone that is allied to one of the allies I respect most. I think you should be glad though, that Polar have your back Thank you for reminding us that we should be glad the Polar has our back. Wait, is that yet another vague threat from Ragnarok? Now you have the gall to accuse us of being aggressive yet you are the ones continually threatening us with war. Let me ask you something Spiddy. How do the rules of logic work in your world? Maybe if I can understand that I may be able to comprehend the constant flow of gibberish coming out of your alliance. But never mind that. It would be rude of me ruin your delusions that the NSO is to blame here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiderJerusalem Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Thank you for reminding us that we should be glad the Polar has our back. Wait, is that yet another vague threat from Ragnarok? Now you have the gall to accuse us of being aggressive yet you are the ones continually threatening us with war. Let me ask you something Spiddy. How do the rules of logic work in your world? Yup. I threatened you right after I said I would never dream about rolling an ally of an ally. I guess that logic question could be directed right back at you, or? Maybe if I can understand that I may be able to comprehend the constant flow of gibberish coming out of your alliance. I am honoured to hear that I have surpassed the former master of idiotic moves and comments in the field of gibberish. Bow down before me and give me my award. Or, you know. Instead of rambling like a senile old lady, you might want to step back, take a look at the past interactions between our alliances and realize that I am quite correct when I call you paranoid. Again, to underline my point: If you believe that we want to attack you, you are delusional and paranoid. We would never dream of attacking an ally of one of our greatest friends. And to be quite honest, why should we? You consist of a group of emotional, paranoid fanboys. And we already tasted, chewed and spit out that kind of brand in the Karma war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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