Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 (edited) El Oficial Announcemento El Presidente gazed out over the OWF and was dismayed at what he saw. Treaty announcements, boring DoE's for crappy alliances such as those idiots 'Pissed Off Puerto Rican' and people solving their problems with 'Words'. So he has decided to find a small, unprotected alliance and burn them to the ground, and write a dramatic and semi-entertaining Declaration of War thread just for those of you who may wish to piss away the time. http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_d...ation_ID=324507 http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_d...ation_ID=288023 ^ Apparently Copy and Paste doesn't like Quotation Marks. So it's these people Do you see this alliance above? They believe Mao Zedong, that porky Chinese dictator should win the Nobel Prize. When I stumbled innocently upon this alliance last week, I was shocked and offended at this AA. They have betrayed all that is good and just by thinking some fat bald guy should win the Nobel prize. Look at who we just gave it to: Obama. He is tall, well-built and a President, and compare him to Mao, a chubby, ugly Dictator in a pant-suit. That's like giving the Nobel prize to Kim Jong-Il, and he's a total !@#$%. Oh, and Mao killed millions of people or something like that. Puerto Rico will no longer stand for this insolence, and we are now declaring official war on this alliance and its entire army. Take at look at their charts, and how much they have been mugged during our tough and fierce altercation. Billions and billions of Chinese and hundreds and hundreds of Puerto Ricans have perished in this war, and we intend to finish them off for openly expressing and supporting their views. Obviously, this is just the first step in our conquest of the World. Fear us, my friends, fear us. And for those of you who are about to get all up in arms over this, have no fear, the leader of the Mao people don't actually love Mao and were are just having a friendly bout. Like a punch on the arm and small giggle type thing. Edited November 16, 2009 by Kaiser Gutenhagen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jens of the desert Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 (edited) This will end well... Also, who's to say someone won't read this and raid you, hmm? Edited November 16, 2009 by Jens of the desert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoffron X Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 I'm not sure why you think Fark wants Mao to win the nobel peace prize? Also, pretty much everything they've ever said or done has been a joke, so there's that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jens of the desert Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 I'm not sure why you think Fark wants Mao to win the nobel peace prize? Also, pretty much everything they've ever said or done has been a joke, so there's that too. He gave a fail link. Ignore this if my sarcasm meter is broken... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfsPride Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 I JUST LOL'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilien Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Okay. You do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted November 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 He gave a fail link.Ignore this if my sarcasm meter is broken... Excuse me, kind sir, but the link was actually a failed link, not a fail link. There is a difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jens of the desert Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Excuse me, kind sir, but the link was actually a failed link, not a fail link. There is a difference. In this thread, there is no difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted November 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 In this thread, there is no difference. Oh snap, I think I just got burned. Since I have no comeback, due to my lack of intelligence and wit, I shall accept defeat. Kudos to you, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin32891 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Wow just wow. Bob is really nearing the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiccan high priest Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 the big joke would be is if "Nobel for Mao" Campaign HQ" had a protector, now that would make this truly funny. other then that the HaHa level is only a 4 at best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted November 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 (edited) the big joke would be is if "Nobel for Mao" Campaign HQ" had a protector, now that would make this truly funny. other then that the HaHa level is only a 4 at best. I try, but I'm not actually very witty. But at least I'm attempting to do something about the lack of Ha-Ha's in this game. I challenge you out Ha-Ha me, right here, right now. Not that it'll be very hard, but it could make me smirk or even grin seeing myself get bettered, Edited November 16, 2009 by Kaiser Gutenhagen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddog241 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Wow just wow. Bob is really nearing the end. i think your right.... time to abandon ship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiccan high priest Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 I try, but I'm not actually very witty. But at least I'm attempting to do something about the lack of Ha-Ha's in this game. I challenge you out Ha-Ha me, right here, right now. Not that it'll be very hard, but it could make me smirk or even grin seeing myself get bettered, last time I out HaHa'ed someone it got me "Warn: (60%)" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted November 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 last time I out HaHa'ed someone it got me "Warn: (60%)" Then I suppose we don't share the same sense of humour there, my son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 You still realize you owe me 100 tech no matter if you're at war or not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted November 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 You still realize you owe me 100 tech no matter if you're at war or not Ah, but you see I'm not at war, my peons are at war. And I don't owe you 100 tech, my peons do. This is how alliances work, BEazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Ah, but you see I'm not at war, my peons are at war. And I don't owe you 100 tech, my peons do. This is how alliances work, BEazy No, not really. Whatever floats your boat though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hydro Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Ah, but you see I'm not at war, my peons are at war. And I don't owe you 100 tech, my peons do. This is how alliances work, BEazy Sounds like you're asking for a whopping. That said, Athens could learn something from you; you might not have any brains, but at least you've got some balls, which is a definite step up for Athens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted November 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Sounds like you're asking for a whopping. That said, Athens could learn something from you; you might not have any brains, but at least you've got some balls, which is a definite step up for Athens. Yeah, as a secret Soviet experiement, by brains were removed and replaced with an extra pair of balls to create the ultimate man. Quite obviously, it was an utter failure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorchin Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 We are at war >.> i guess il just go along then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camerontech Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 brilliant political move? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GulagArchipelago Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Chairman Mao has my backing any day. Long Live the Chinese Revolution! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Smith Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Chairman Miao is not pleased. NOT PLEASED INDEED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireblade Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Yeah, as a secret Soviet experiement, by brains were removed and replaced with an extra pair of balls to create the ultimate man. Quite obviously, it was an utter failure. I LOL'd so hard.... Has that been your one true goal, to bring lulz and happiness to the bored peoples of Cybernations? P.S. it's spelled experiment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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