He Who Has No Name Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 (edited) Federation of Armed Nations And as the land quieted, and the fallout settled, and the vanquished wailed, and the righteous buried their victorious dead, the sky turned as fire and the voice of the Trumpet spake. I turned and out of the dust and sand appeared the Last Tin Soldier, and he crossed to the seals of the Bunkers and said "fo forth and tell every living thing what thy eyes shall behold." And I saw the Tin Soldier open the First Bunker, and I heard, as it were the sound of thunder, one of the four Congresscritters saying, Come and see. And I beheld a Painted Mare, and She that sat on him wielded math, and her name was Manxia; and a seat in Congress was given unto her: and she went forth calculating, and to calculate. And when he had opened the second Bunker, I heard the Second Congresscritter say, come and see. And I beheld a Piper Cherokee, and He that flew on it wielded History, and his name was Jack Tarr; and a seat in Congress was given unto him: and he went forth reminding, and to remind. And when he had opened the third Bunker, I heard the third Congresscritter say, Come and see. And I beheld a Corsair, and He that sailed on it wielded Rum, and his name was 40pirate; and a seat in Congress was given unto him: and he went forth pillaging booty, and to pillage booty. And the Tin Soldier became puzzled, for the idea had been for this whole thing to be about horsemen, and now he was very confused. And when he had hesitantly opened the fourth Bunker, I heard the fourth Congresscritter say, Come and see. And I beheld an F250, and he that sat behind the Wheel led the Wind, and his name was MrSmyth; and a seat in Congress was given unto him: and he went forth over the land blowin', and in search of blow. And the Tin Soldier stopped and stared, for there was a Fifth bunker, when the counting had been only of Four. And the Fifth Bunker opened of its own will, and I beheld a Yellow Horse; and the one astride him had no name, and Defiance followed with him. And he said to the Tin Soldier, "we're changing the plan, folks, grab your socks." And the Fifth Horseman beckoned to the wild winding roads, and then before me appeared Dtrain323i, and all who gazed upon him knew in their hearts he was one of the two Servers of the Poisoned Koolaid. And the Tin Solider said "oh no. No no no. If HE is there, then where is the other one? It's not...?" And the Fifth Horseman painted onto the dark Earth a portal to the Nine Circles of the Pit, and deep beyond the bottom of the pit I could see a desert. A great cry of anguish from many voices rose on the wind, and the dust filled the Nine Circles and the Pit and then the sky, and feasted upon the land. And from beyond the bottom of the Pit emerged a pale horse. Across the saddle was draped the tattered bodies of Death and the Devil; astride it rode mpol, and Hell followed close behind him. And the many horsemen and the Server said as one "hi, mpol." And mpol grinned. Edited August 10, 2009 by He Who Has No Name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KagetheSecond Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Well that was the best election thread I've ever read. Congrats to the newly elected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kulomascovia Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Congrats on your new gov FAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConeBone69 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 (edited) I'm not sure what it means, but I like it! Edit: Reread it carefully this time and didn't get caught up in the language. Congrats on the new gov! Also, no gun pron? Edited August 10, 2009 by ConeBone69 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asriel Belacqua Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 This post only has that one word to say about it. Especially the last little bit. Except... you guys forgot the gun pr0n again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphamai1300 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Salute to FAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilien Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Very well written, congratulations FAN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infidel Israeli Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 (edited) I hate when i have to interpret things and read carefully. congrats on the new government Edit: I just added a pointless smiley Edited August 10, 2009 by Infidel Israeli Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehChron Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 great election announcement. Seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall Jaxon Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 (edited) Not mine, but Oh and nice gov we got thar. Edited August 10, 2009 by Stonewall Jaxon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRed Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 I believe this has been used once or twice here. Not mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arrnea Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 I think electing mpol to SotPK is just FAN's way of saying "$%&@ all of you" Probably. This is one of the, if not the most epic Election thread I have ever seen. Hats off to you, FAN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullshirt Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Congratulations to you, FAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nippy Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Hey, that was fun to read. Congrats, guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinousOne Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Ok, I'm impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Can I join FAN? Epic post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asriel Belacqua Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Oh good, you guys added gun-pr0n to your epic thread. I am fully satisfied now. This was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mythology Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Congrats on the new Government FAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chet Ubet Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Congrats on new gov FAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConeBone69 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Oh my, well I do declare that those guns are very sexy. Thanks for adding the pr0n, it wasn't the same without it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell Scream Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Congratulations on the elections, FAN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorConcept Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 I look forward to future mpol threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poyplemonkeys Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Congratulations on being entertaining. Oh, and that election thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesca Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 That was an awesome read, from an awesome alliance. You've more than proven yourselves, FAN. The sky's the limit now. Best of luck to you all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadeev Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 (edited) Congrats to my favorite Gun Pr0n alliance! Edit: typo Edited August 10, 2009 by Fadeev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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