George the Great Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 (edited) Sparta has some grave news to share with the people of Bob. Please read the incident report below for further explanation. Yes, it happened several days ago, but we wanted to wait for Darklink to get out of critical condition [OOC]get back home from his trip getting drunk with his friends at a cabin up north[/OOC] prior to announcing his injury to the greater public. Due to his incapacitation and the severe damage that his Hero of Timex Watch™ sustained, Darklink7748 has decided that it would be best for him to resign. He is going to travel to a distant land to learn the ancient art of Timex watch repair [OOC]He's going to college and doesn't have much time right now[/OOC] so that he may mend his time problem and return when he feels it is right. This self-inflicted coup gets even worse. Darklink7748 has chosen some frickin' !@#$% as his successor. George the Great was crowned the twelfth King of Sparta on July 22, 2009. Taking over as Ephor of Foreign Affairs, moving up from the deputy position, is Sethly. I'd like to personally thank Darklink for his long, and dedicated service to Sparta. He served as King from the beginning of the NoCB war to the end of the Karmic war. Darklink, Sparta salutes you. o/ Doxa Darklink \o o/ Doxa Karma \o o/ Doxa Sparta \o Signed: Tulak Hord, Basileus (King) of Sparta, Drunkard and Warmonger of Maroon, Dark Lord of the Sith and Drunkard of Khufu. George the Great, Basileus (King) of Sparta, Frickin' !@#$%, Drunkard of Diplomacy, Sovereign of Teh Overlordz and King of Zing. Darklink, Basileus (King) Emeritus of Sparta and Hero of Time WandMDave, Regent and Basileus (King) Emeritus of Sparta Wilhelm the Demented, Ephor of Internal Affairs Timeline, Ephor of Economy Sethly, Ephor of Foreign Affairs Andrewbw, Ephor of Defence Derka Derek, Deputy Ephor of Defence A digital camera was found at the scene just a little bit ago. Here are some preliminary photos from that camera that are suitable for public viewing. Athena when she first arrived at the party. It appears as though she's getting 'eyed' by people behind her. From left to right: Darklink, Tulak Hord and George the Great. Picture taken at around 01.30. Spartataur and Leonidas can be seen looking for Athena in the background. Derka Derek can be seen in this image. Picture was taken at roughly 01.50, right after Derek finished 'chugging' a Guinness in only 9 minutes! It was an extra special occasion for Derek, he finally had his training wheels removed from his bike the day prior. Timeline is seen here celebrating in his own way. Spartataur never found out that Leonidas and Athena went to the beer coolers. Don't tell him. >_> 'Dem young kids were too much for Riffers. This picture was taken a little after 02.00. Here we have Trinité exposing himself, as usual. Wilhelm the Demented is pictured on the left with the pink speedo and feather boa doing what appears to be the splits and a handstand, simultaneously. The two "ladies" are apparently yoga masters, judging by their positioning in this photo, and came along with Wilhelm... We're still not quite sure where they came from. Andrewbw got a little tired and decided to go to bed ridiculously early. In order to safeguard him from falling off the bed and further damaging his motor skills, we used a bit of saran wrap. WandMDave can be seen in this picture. He looked a bit cold. Magge was caught sleeping in this photo. It was a smart decision on his part, though, as he has an overactive bladder. Sethly passed out and a mountain formed on top of him. An avalanche struck the kitchen a few hours later. People got a little artistic when Hyperion321 decided to take a nap in the middle of the Spartay. /end of images Edited July 29, 2009 by George the Great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Muscarella Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 p/ doxa sparte \o i hope to be as much of a frickin !@#$% as EoFA as george was before me :-D DL, get well soon :-/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Oh No!!!! Congrats on that, nice party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinite Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 We're $%&@ed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinpah Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 (edited) I do not approve >:| EDIT: STOP HAUNTING ME, TRINITE'S NIPPLES Edited July 29, 2009 by Shinpah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Best of luck to DL in college, and best of luck to Sparta. o/Sparta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derka Derek Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 (edited) Well, that's it, everyone's lost their mind. George is King, I'm gonna go kill myself now. P.S. Get better soon DL. Edited July 29, 2009 by Derka Derek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logan1 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 (edited) o/ Doxa Darklink \o o/ Doxa GtG \o o/ Doxa Karma \o o/ Doxa Sparta \o Edited July 29, 2009 by logan1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salmia Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Heh, good luck to that injured ex King and congrats to GtG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Death II Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 You put George in charge? oh great ;-; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Cato Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Good luck in college Darklink and Congrats to George :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklink7748 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 It's been a blast guys, I'm happy to have lead an alliance such as Sparta through both the good and the bad. George, from the first day you joined Sparta, I knew you were destined for greatness. Just remember not to party too hard and self-coup yourself like I did. o/ Doxa Sparta \o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulak Hord Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 No words can express the epic times shared with you, Darklink. It's been nothing short of an honour. The brewery is now open to all Spartans and allies while we celebrate your Kingship in style. Just a shame we now have to put up with George at all the parties, though )): o/ Doxa Darklink \o o/ Doxa GtG \o o/ Doxa Sparta \o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James I Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Ha - won't have time because of college? See you again in a few weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 This worries me. Sparta doesnt need another !@#$% leading it. Tulak was enough Congrats though. GTG is a good guy so Sparta is in good hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sileath Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Best of luck in your future travels Darklink, I always enjoyed our conversations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtDiver Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 o/ darklink o/ sparta have fun darklink you wil b missed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Z Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 (edited) o7 Darklink for his dedication to put up with Georgethefrickin!@#$% for that long Congratulations GtG and Sparta! (Especially that GtG guy for moving up from not Spartan top 3 to Spartan top 2 ) /me goes back to raiding Tulak's safe Edited July 29, 2009 by Big Z Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atredis Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 O/ DL You shall be missed by this Spartan ;( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilhelm the Demented Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 One of the hardest incident reports I've had to file... o/ Doxa Sparta \o o/ Darklink o/ Georgie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Epic party. o/ Sparta o/ and congrats GtG o/ and good luck Darklink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphon88 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Nice report. Good to see that Sparta takes its health and safety seriously. ^Srs bsnss Congratulations to both George and Sethly on your promotions, both well deserved. /o Sparta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solace19k Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I LIEK CHAWKLAT...... Nah I kid , I kid ... congrats George you've got your work cut out for you. DL I'm going to miss you ... if we never speak again remember the nights with the lima bean and the coconut cookies...... I'll never look at pudding the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukapaka Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Hail! Hail! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromp Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 o/ Darklink, and congrats George! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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