Sloppy Joe Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 (edited) The Absinthe Initiative A Joint Announcement from VE, OV, GPA and iFOK After much late-night testing, uncounted trips to the can, and a bottle of something that tasted vile but had enough kick to it to put a shuttle in orbit, we the undersigned have come to an agreement. Backed by the unrivaled might of our after party B.O., we have declared Absinthe to be the official booze of the green team. Henceforth, any diplomats arriving not carrying at least one case will only be given lodging at a 3 star hotel until their criminal lack of booze is remedied. For VE Sloppy Joe; Regent of Suprise Butt$ecks TypoNinja; Minister of IRC For OV DrHairyBallz; Minister of Unkept Ballz Sethb; Official Spymaster of Green Team For GPA OVERLORD; Overlord of Underlords Kahlan Rahl; Minister of Hotness For iFOK Arrnea; Minister of Nothing in Particular Colchesterking; Minister of Comedy Edited June 12, 2009 by Sloppy Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr hairy Ballz Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 I am DHB, Minister of Unkept Ballz, and I approve this communication! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethb Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 o/ Green May we all get drunk together under our new alcohol of choice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 This sounds a little too binding. The Neutral Menace is not so neutral!!!!! To arms! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popsumpot Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 GPA SIGNED SOMETHING!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TypoNinja Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Absinthe flavoured popcorn coming next! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grossman Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 gpa gave up neutrabrau? that's silly. That's the beer of green imho, + you didn't get GGA so it doesn't count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Expected/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TypoNinja Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 The Official Booze source of #VE approves of this message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaghul Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 GPA is not neutral, time for war!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooman33 Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 (edited) Not only do I denounce the vile choice of liquor, but I denounce the GPA's blatantly unneutral act of showing favoritism for one liquor over another. )): EDIT: As the largest alchoholic of the GOP, I officially endorse the Incredible Hulk Shot as the one, true booze of green. • 2 oz. HPNOTIQ • 2 oz. Cognac Edited June 12, 2009 by Rooman33 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillerKoel Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 o/ iFOK well actually i like VE and OV as well so o/ them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grossman Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 o/ iFOK well actually i like VE and OV as well so o/ them Yeah I guess I agree with all of that, but it still doesn't make absinthe the drink of green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippy Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 I am Warmongrel and I support the spirits of this message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloppy Joe Posted June 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 (edited) EDIT: As the largest alchoholic of the GOP, I officially endorse the Incredible Hulk Shot as the one, true booze of green.http://www.syrupmag.com/images/featured_drink/hpnotiq_hulk_drink.jpg[/img • 2 oz. HPNOTIQ • 2 oz. Cognac That's not a shot. That much alcohol is a small Rocks Glass. Edited June 12, 2009 by Sloppy Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethb Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Yeah I guess I agree with all of that, but it still doesn't make absinthe the drink of green. I beg to differ sir, now go back to your sippy cup and finish your juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiss Goodbye Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 (edited) Not only do I denounce the vile choice of liquor, but I denounce the GPA's blatantly unneutral act of showing favoritism for one liquor over another. )):EDIT: As the largest alchoholic of the GOP, I officially endorse the Incredible Hulk Shot as the one, true booze of green. • 2 oz. HPNOTIQ • 2 oz. Cognac HPNOTIQ is chick liquor. o/ Neutral menace o/ Tripping on Absinthe Good luck to you folks. I wonder if alcohol-themed announcements are going to get more common now. Edited June 12, 2009 by Kiss Goodbye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammykhalifa Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 This sounds a little too binding.The Neutral Menace is not so neutral!!!!! To arms! Heh, I read that as "This sounds a little too blinding." I have to admit that absinthe makes me afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chet Ubet Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 (edited) Nevermind Edited June 12, 2009 by Andre Fincher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 As a member of the green team I fully endorse this decision. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natur Liefert Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Can somebody please tell me what this is?I'm a little slow I guess you can say Absinthe is a very, very, strong booze. This is stating the majority of the green team's official booze of choice. choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TypoNinja Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 (edited) Absinthe is strong enough that most countries have banned it at one point or another. Theres also quite a bit of folklore about it having hallucinogenic properties, but it doesn't, at least not any more that any other type of booze. Though the ability to find this stuff as high as 180 proof (90% alcohol) means you can drink your self stupid with this a lot faster than with most other drinks. Its picked up the nickname "The Green Fairy" (hence the flag) as well, so it actually being a naturally green drink is a bonus for us Edited June 12, 2009 by TypoNinja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arrnea Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 A toast to green! *Downs a glass* *Falls to the floor, unconscious* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Svendonia Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 I'm already halfway there; man, I wish I had some of this stuff. Oh, hail Green. It's been a while you dirty thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aguacenta Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Not only do I denounce the vile choice of liquor, but I denounce the GPA's blatantly unneutral act of showing favoritism for one liquor over another. )):EDIT: As the largest alchoholic of the GOP, I officially endorse the Incredible Hulk Shot as the one, true booze of green. • 2 oz. HPNOTIQ • 2 oz. Cognac We used to drink these from 20oz glasses. They're more brownish than green. Also iSupport Absinthe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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