diskord Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 First of all, good lord, how did my lulz alliance turn in to the #1 ranked alliance in the game, if nothing else this shows the awesomeness of TE. 2nd of all, since IDIOT's founding principle is "Quantity > Quality" you will have to forgive a majority of the members of IDIOT that don't 'get it' when it comes to TE... it's one of the downsides of our policy but meh, we live with it. 3rd of all, WHAT A HELL PEOPLE!?!?! Seriously, !@#$%*ing over treaties and friends and everything else??? As official Lunch Lady of IDIOT and the Brakeman for this short bus I am hereby pulling the handle and bringing this train wreck to a screeching halt. I need to clarify a few things: 1) If we have a blood pact treaty that says we will defend you forever to the end of the earth, you can read this as: "You are our friend only as long as it serves our best interest, because our goal is total world domination and everyone that isn't in IDIOT is our enemy." This has been and continues to be a founding principle of IDIOT, we will lie, cheat, steal, backstab and otherwise completely exploit the masses for our personal gain (or destruction, either really is fine, as long as it involves exploitation it's all good). IDIOT is friends with no one and enemies of all in terms of "long term" planning. You can use us, we will use you, we are just up front about it. This means IDIOT members - if someone is backstabbing, lying and generally out trickerating us, well then we failed in our mission to out trickerate them first and we just need to try harder, not !@#$%* and moan about it. 2) If you are an enemy of IDIOT welcome to the club, see point 1, everyone is the enemy of IDIOT. The only way to not be an enemy of IDIOT is to wear the IDIOT AA. If we whisper sweet nothings in your ear and tell you we love you long time, well thats what we call pillow talk baby... we just want to use your body. 3) Seriously, what a hell. Supposedly there is "organization" and "structure" inside IDIOT today??? When did that ever get approved, and how did it get approved, IDIOT is controlled chaos not a place for democratic representation? The founding principles of IDIOT as an alliance also apply to internal politics and structure as well, if you want promoted then just kill the person in front of you, slander them, and generally destroy them. Think House Harkonen, only because we play CN we are twice as fat and have half the patience. Uhm, thats about all, I probably should have posted it on the internal forums, but that would require me to remember what they were, and wouldn't have generated nearly the lulz that posting on the big boards would, plus I suspect more IDIOT members will read it here than there anyway. Thats about all, in about t-minus 10 minutes AirMe will come in, smooth things over with all our "friends" and try and once again fix my $%&@ups, thats his official job. But this state of the alliance address needed to be heard, too much politicing and not enough fighting is going on on this here boards. Instead of whining and complaining you should be TROLL TROLL TROLLING! That would be much more IDIOTarific. Also, hello. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Learz Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 I'm a little butterfly! Also, o/ IDIOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEraser Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 what is this i don't even Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 (edited) I may not be a true IDIOT as I still enjoy Murder Inc. However, I agree with anything not relating to that in the post. Edited October 13, 2008 by Drai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avernite Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 A most interesting philosophy, and definately more interesting than most of what we hear. In fact, if you stick to these principles, I'd not mind too much of you won the round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurion Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 (edited) Oshi- what is this I don't even Edit: elborrador Stealing my thunder like that. Edited October 13, 2008 by Aurion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirMe Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 (edited) Who let diskord near the coffee again. sigh.....there goes the #1 spot. BRB forming MORON. Edited October 14, 2008 by AirMe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Shot Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 LMAO is so overused, but, sometimes, just....lmao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxNation Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 o/ Diskord! I'm sure Citadel would be glad to ally with you and then stab you in the back! 0/ War Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamaBuc Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Oh, thank you so much Diskord. I was afraid IDIOT was joining the ranks of the SRSBSNS. -Bama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassman Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 I see dead people... You thought i was mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perconte Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 I do too. Strange, I thought we had buried all the WAPA corpses after they retreated and surrendered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gantanX Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 This Thread hurts my IQ... o/ IDIOTs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEraser Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 I do too. Strange, I thought we had buried all the WAPA corpses after they retreated and surrendered yeah cause IDIOT played sucha huge role in beating WAPA, it had nothing to do with Warlordz superior fighting or anything like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HisK Owns You Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 yeah cause IDIOT played sucha huge role in beating WAPA, it had nothing to do with Warlordz superior fighting or anything like that... That's why cyan came to me saying... OMGZ! PLZ STOP THE WARZ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshuaR Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 What happened to the love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxNation Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 so why did Diskord rejoin Idiot and attack me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshuaR Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 You appear to be at war with IDIOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Haha, just join IDIOT, your problems will be solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HisK Owns You Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 (edited) Haha, just join IDIOT, your problems will be solved. I have a better idea don't join IDIOT. Edited October 25, 2008 by HisK Owns You Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxNation Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 (edited) good show diskord, only guy that could get me. Edited October 27, 2008 by SoxNation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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