Ovidsidios Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 I do not find humor in the death of my noble general, Sir Admiral Bob... I, and the rest of the people of Sulmona, personally hope your general rots in Hell along with the rest of all your pixels. Fondly yours, Ovid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted February 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 I, and the rest of the people of Sulmona, personally hope your general rots in Hell along with the rest of all your pixels. Fondly yours, Ovid You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Sulmona. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to target and destroy 6 enemy miles of land. Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. that's like, 2 whole dudes i just killed, dont get me started, these are trying times for the empire, sir admiral bob was a hero of the people, and you dare to sully his good name. how dare you man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malkavian Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 that's like, 2 whole dudes i just killed, dont get me started, these are trying times for the empire, sir admiral bob was a hero of the people, and you dare to sully his good name. how dare you man! that's like, 2 whole dudes i just killed, dont get me started, these are trying times for the empire, sir admiral bob was a hero of the people, and you dare to sully his good name. how dare you man! Admiral Robert? Robert IIyani? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted February 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Admiral Robert? Robert IIyani? Ilyani WISHES he could even compare to sir admiral bob, Ilyani is a hack imposter compared to the greatness that is sir admiral bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malkavian Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Ilyani WISHES he could even compare to sir admiral bob, Ilyani is a hack imposter compared to the greatness that is sir admiral bob. I believe Robert IIyani would disparagingly note in retrospect: "You seem to be on a collision [path] to not getting any respect around here unless you change your style, Mogar!" Good luck with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Sir Admiral Bob was kind of a dick, honestly. But he didn't deserve to go out like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dochartaigh Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Fun is not allowed Also, every female I mentioned are royal bodyguards in the nation of Burbank Sorry mate, you cannot use the Queen of Neo Keltica as your bodyguard... She is too busy looking damn good on her golden throne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Not sure what you guys are on about but I'm married to every female I posted.Hells yeah, polygamy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dochartaigh Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Not sure what you guys are on about but I'm married to every female I posted. Hells yeah, polygamy. That is not acceptable in the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted February 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Not sure what you guys are on about but I'm married to every female I posted. Hells yeah, polygamy. That is not acceptable in the least. yeah we're going to have some problems here rey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 It's most certainly acceptable. I'm just carrying out the duties set before me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malkavian Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 It's most certainly acceptable. I'm just carrying out the duties set before me! By whom exactly? Joseph Smith? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 By whom exactly? Joseph Smith?Rey the Originator, actually. Don't talk shit on my grandpa, guys, he was cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malkavian Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 (edited) Rey the Originator, actually. Don't talk !@#$ on my grandpa, guys, he was cool. [O.O.C.] Joseph Smith died approximately 130 years ago in June by an assassin. If we assumed that your grandfather was Smith then you [would] be well over 60 years of age by following common marital practices of the time period in which he lived. You need to quit the game, Neo Uruk. [/O.O.C.] Edited February 16, 2014 by Malkavian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Joseph Smith died approximately 130 years ago in June by an assassin. If we assumed that your grandfather was Smith then you [would] be well over 60 years of age by following common marital practices of the time period in which he lived. You need to quit the game, Neo Uruk.I don't know what in fuck's name you're talking about. That's not my grandfather's name, as I've already stated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovidsidios Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 that's like, 2 whole dudes i just killed, dont get me started, these are trying times for the empire, sir admiral bob was a hero of the people, and you dare to sully his good name. how dare you man! What a coincidence, didn't you just lose two dudes? Two wrongs do not a right make. We will remember these terrorist acts of yours. You lost two human beings on account of a war feud. However unfair, such is the price of your Empire. But my innocent civilians were caught between a leader's remarks and an infantile tantrum. I will not threaten you with war. I know such methods will not drive home the flagrancy of your villainy. Instead, I will do the only thing that can hurt someone of your demeanor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malkavian Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 I don't know what in $%&@'s name you're talking about. That's not my grandfather's name, as I've already stated. I thought the name you mentioned was an alias of some kind. I have certainly never heard of someone alive today who uses cognomens for the duration of their lifespan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovidsidios Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 (edited) I don't know what in $%&@'s name you're talking about. That's not my grandfather's name, as I've already stated. I'm pretty sure you're trolling, but for posterity's sake: This is with whom Malk is referencing, and the founder of the LDS sect of Christianity. They are a religious community that finds polygamy acceptable Edited February 16, 2014 by Ovidsidios Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 He actually died last year :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malkavian Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 I'm pretty sure you're trolling, but for posterity's sake: This is with whom Malk is referencing, and the founder of the LDS sect of Christianity. They are a religious community that finds polygamy acceptable Malk? Everyone is getting real chummy. Mormons aren't all bad, but they definitely are a weird bunch. The garden of Eden is in Missouri according to those Christians, and the ancient Native Americans were in fact baptized by Jesus Christ himself. :mellow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovidsidios Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Malk? Everyone is getting real chummy. Mormons aren't all bad, but they definitely are a weird bunch. The garden of Eden is in Missouri according to those Christians, and the ancient Native Americans were in fact baptized by Jesus Christ himself. :mellow: Don't take it personally. I wasn't going to spell out your whole name. Couldn't be bothered, to be frank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted February 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 What a coincidence, didn't you just lose two dudes? Two wrongs do not a right make. We will remember these terrorist acts of yours. You lost two human beings on account of a war feud. However unfair, such is the price of your Empire. But my innocent civilians were caught between a leader's remarks and an infantile tantrum. I will not threaten you with war. I know such methods will not drive home the flagrancy of your villainy. Instead, I will do the only thing that can hurt someone of your demeanor... 10,000 of your citizens could not equal the worth of sir admiral bob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovidsidios Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 10,000 of your citizens could not equal the worth of sir admiral bob! Nor can the entire life and accomplishment of one Sir Admiral Bob ever recoup the losses Sulmona suffered today. You were my friend and champion, and in your blazing fury have decimated this friendship. But I see I have not made my intentions clear. From this moment, Sulmona recognizes a "cessation of relationships" with the Emperor and the people's of RAGE. We wash our hands of you and all your dilemmas both of this world and in your dreams. My loss is immeasurable; this wound pierces too deep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malkavian Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Don't take it personally. I wasn't going to spell out your whole name. Couldn't be bothered, to be frank You should definitely type my entire username, Ovidsidios. I don't go by nicknames unless spoken by comrades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovidsidios Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 (edited) You should definitely type my entire username, Ovidsidios. I don't go by nicknames unless spoken by comrades. You shouldn't feel obliged to do so, Malk, we're all "friends" here. Besides, I'm not garnering for your attention, sir/madam. Our words flow like fire to the sky [our comments towards the subject respectively]. If sparks land near the other, don't think much about it. Just doing what fire does. Edited February 16, 2014 by Ovidsidios Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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