Justinian the Mighty Posted September 21, 2012 Report Share Posted September 21, 2012 Before I start this poll has the authorization of a GM who will not be named, but is certainly not the Jewish one. Lately there has been a lot of discussion in our community and even more polls. I believe this is killing our society. I represent a consortium of concerned citizens who want to see this community fixed. Consider if you will the evidence against polls. 1. Polls don’t kill people, but minorities with polls kill people. 2. Polls are responsible for more wars that religion and the Illuminati 3. Mitt Romney’s has a poll. 4. Illegal immigrants and terrorists use polls to get into this country and steal our jobs and kill our people. 5. if I have 2 polls and take away 1 I will only have 1 poll left. 6. Poll and pole sound the same, but are spelled different, this is called a homophone. 7. Michael Jackson and Whitney Huston both OD’s on polls… and Anna Nichole Smith. 8. People who gather polling information call me when I’m eating my dinner and that makes me mad. This is only a fraction of the offenses that polls are responsible for. For that reason I believe this poll on abolishing polls should be taken seriously. If we don’t do something about polls now our children will be shouldered with our burden and they will remember our generation for the evils we allowed polls to perpetrate. Thank You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Centurius Posted September 21, 2012 Report Share Posted September 21, 2012 [quote name='Justinian the Mighty' timestamp='1348269119' post='3032898'] 1. Polls don’t kill people, but minorities with polls kill people.[/quote] So why did you make one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domingo the Honored Posted September 21, 2012 Report Share Posted September 21, 2012 I am also known as a tremendous fan of turtles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justinian the Mighty Posted September 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2012 [quote name='Centurius' timestamp='1348269280' post='3032903'] So why did you make one? [/quote] Because if its a Legitimate poll the woman's body can shut it down instantly... or something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac MatthewII Posted September 21, 2012 Report Share Posted September 21, 2012 (edited) I need an adult[IMG]http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af349/Isaac-Johnson/128757017089385611_zps1d0d59ec.jpg[/IMG] Edited September 21, 2012 by Isaac MatthewII Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted September 22, 2012 Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 Turtle soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vedran Posted September 22, 2012 Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 You forgot "mayhaps." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 turtle soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow hawk Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 (edited) None of the above, cause I like trains. Edited September 23, 2012 by Shadow hawk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yawoo Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Common guys, this is reaching spam-like proportions we don't want the Mods to step in again because we can't control ourselves, do we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac MatthewII Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 The "I don't recognize pre-plannin" crowd has already proven that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarfef Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 How many polls does it take to fix CNRP? Well, I'm part Polish, so I can tell you that one is CERTAINLY not enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Minister Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 Any time a black man takes out a poll in the vicinity of a woman, its rape. A white woman and it's a lynching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triyun Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 The amount of peoples permission I need to ask before doing whatever the hell I want is annoying. Make me dictator and abolish polls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justinian the Mighty Posted September 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 You have my permission to do whatever you want as long as it increases my power and prestige. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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