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General Kanabis

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  1. Said the Roman soldier who participated in the Messiah's Crucifixion. "What's so special about this man?" A fool he was, for the Prophet would become more powerful in death than he ever was in life. Do you not yet know? He deleted his nation for your sins. Jack Layton bless you and may you go on to burn many pixels.
  2. Lol, he was trained by Jack Layton, the God of War himself!
  3. Oh I see it now lmao. Lmfao, I didn't even notice. Now I gotta reboot 🤖
  4. A round of applause for the brave COBRAnese soldier who singlehandedly destroyed several hundred FTW tanks. o/ The Beast
  5. TL;DR Greatest Mothers has 22 recorded war slots
  6. Negotiations back on schedule as of tonight. I reserve the right to produce a personal translator and to keep my weapon aimed at my enemies throughout the peace summit. Enjoy the battles. And Happy Halloween.
  7. When in the course of CN events, it becomes necessary to sometimes just say- $%&@ this !@#$. I'm out. This thread was a failed thread and it led to a very unfortunate incident among brothers. Like all brothers, we sometimes flick a booger towards the other and during the ensuing booger slinging, we forget the more important things in life. This is one such case and it's being handled internally.
  8. Preach it! Here we have another example of their indecent behavior- I've instructed brother Archangel to respond with a nuke, for the worship of pixels is blasphemous to us.
  9. Even though we disapprove of pixel addiction, we understand that these people need help. We endorse rehabilitation at all cost Just like that member of FTW that begged for peace a couple of rounds ago. I would also like to take this time to remind everyone that if you join COBRA, you can help these people too. You may be labeled a rogue and excluded from peace terms by the leader of FTW, but ITS FOR A GOOD CAUSE! To the peanut gallery- Don't change the channel yet.
  10. We're not accepting surrenders, plea bargains, peace terms, or extortions at this moment. The battlefield is booked until after Halloween.
  11. The way we see it, there's a thin line between debauchery and morality. And we live on that line.
  12. Did you just assume our moral conduct? How very self-righteous of you.
  13. I get that you don't understand when you're being trolled, but for the love of Admin, don't say his name. Don't give him a reason to derail this thread too.
  14. Lord Hitchcock, mine most illustrious adversary, Alas, we haveth ourselves quite a hurly-burly indeed. Aye, even during such tumultuous times I find myself assuaged that we've stumbled upon such a haphazard expergefactor. For we were becoming exceedingly bloated and stagnant in our devotion to pixel care. Respectfully, and quite condescendingly, Mr. Black, pompous maximus of FTW.
  15. To: From: Joseph Black Date: 10/7/2018 8:02:02 PM Subject: Words of Hope Message: Members of Cobra, War is an enjoyable part of the game. Getting to fight can be a blast, but a curbstomp sicks. I know personally (look up the Wolfpack War). The months of constant fighting with no escape and no hope. The dull monotony of logging in, collecting taxes and hoping that you can still pay bills. Having to watch everything that you built crumble to dust. While you're more powerful members hide in peace mode. And while I wish I could be saluting you for a war well-fought, your leaders refuse to accept peace, offer an apology for personal insults, and an agreement not to again. And so here we are 3 rounds of war in and not a chance in sight for Alliance peace. My words of Hope are this, I know this sucks. I am speaking with my King. I am trying to get you individual peace terms. So nations wanting peace can have it. If you want out please let me know, you don't have to fight for nothing. Lol, "months" So many members in peace mode.
  16. Lol the funny thing is I specifically told him I was enjoying the war and that we could discuss peace another day. I didn't mean the very next day. Guy was throwing terms at me like I begged for them or something. We're not doing so bad. As of 10/05, 9:30 pm Server Time: COBRA NS damage, dealt- 508,669 COBRA NS damage, lost- 435,941 Link: https://cybernations.lyricalz.com/warslot?alliance=COBRA&start=2018-09-21&end=2018-10-05 On the other hand, FTW is barely involved, despite the overwhelming number of wars declared: FTW NS damage, dealt- 161,345 FTW NS damage, lost- 276,812 Link: https://cybernations.lyricalz.com/warslot?alliance=Freehold+of+The+Wolves&start=2018-09-21&end=2018-10-05 So many Fedoras though.
  17. That's the thing about loyalty. You're willing to put aside your convictions and even admit when they were erroneous.
  18. Suspended- to be specific. But I did my time and I'm back, baby! What did I miss?
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