BillyBob Kenobi

Yay, 100% Thanks again, Ghuxalia.

I get 100% with the quoted coordinates.

Perfect. Thanks!

[quote name='BamaBuc' timestamp='1297124169' post='2624723'] Does this apply if they're just joining for the duration of the war? It doesn't specify either way. -Bama [/quote] There would be little point in enacting a policy intended to prevent people from AA-jumping into a war and then skating out afterwards to avoid facing the same terms as the defeated alliance if it didn't apply to them.

[quote name='BamaBuc' timestamp='1297122925' post='2624690'] What if the alliance gives them membership, masks them on their forums, etc? Are they exempt from this policy then? -Bama [/quote] See [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=98242&view=findpost&p=2620864"]this comment[/url] from earlier in the thread.

[quote name='Haflinger' timestamp='1297081131' post='2623924']Alliance members get peace when an alliance gets peace.[/quote] Gee, whatever happened to viewing individual nations "as sovereign entities capable of making their own decisions?" [quote name='Haflinger' timestamp='1297081131' post='2623924']You're trying to use a war to determine who another alliance is allowed to accept into its ranks. [/quote] This talking point hasn't stopped being wrong simply because you repeat it [i]ad nauseum[/i].

[quote name='Rebel Virginia' timestamp='1296943680' post='2620998'] [color="#0000FF"]They may ask for the dreaded beer review. If they ask for that, then I'll get upset with them. Yes, I'm fine with them doing this so long as they don't PZI. Or ask for beer reviews. You've been warned Fark. Do not force my cold, angry words. You will regret that. Or laugh. One or the other.[/color] [/quote] What about demanding tribute in bacon recipes? Strictly hypothetically speaking, of course....

[quote name='Haflinger' timestamp='1296932462' post='2620728'] You are part of the ruling coalition. Just face up to the fact.[/quote] It's less glamorous than it sounds; mostly making copies and faxing crap.

[quote name='Haflinger' timestamp='1296931794' post='2620723']...alliances targetted for destruction by the ruling coalition....[/quote] A Wild Hyperbole appears! **Billy-Bob Kenobi throws the Pokéball** Aww, it got away.

[quote name='Hyperion321' timestamp='1296886635' post='2620109'] There's no kill like overkill. [/quote] And there's nevar, [b]evar[/b] enuff Dakka.

You're witnessing it -- and even contributing to it, in a way, by supplying uranium to draw out the nuclear slugging match a little longer. The amusing part is that you seem to think you're helping them by prolonging the misery. Perhaps it would help if I made my point in convenient picture format.

It's just adorable to see you trying to brandish your nuclear phallus substitute at someone while the territories of IRON are being turned into a long-term experiment in radioactive salting. (But think of the money you'll save on lightbulbs! )

Do you know how foie gras is made?

There was this ugly little legal misunderstanding in Tijuana involving three hookers and some coke that was totally not ours. These things take time to work out.

I am so wasted. Oh, we're not doing those sorts of announcements? Nevermind.

Butthurt ex-goon from back in the day when they'd declared us all under eternal ZI, apparently... with a "free FAN" sig banner. It's a wonder Rotavele's head doesn't explode from the cognitive dissonance.

Usually uttered while mugging some GOONS lowbie who'd just received aid. Ah, memories.

"The food here is horrible! And the portions are so small!"

Can you tell us who's been stealing beer out of Farkistan's fridge? 'Cuz we really hate that.

First off, -1 more spider. Go me! So as I'm creeping away from the spider encampment, feeling pleasantly full, this ant comes walking up to me. I could tell right off the bat that something just wasn't right with this one; it acted like it had gone swimming in a puddle of spilled beer or something. At any rate, it seemed to think that the ant carcasses stuck to my carapace were still among the living, and started prattling on about "The Light" - whatever that's supposed to be. Would have eaten the little weirdo just to make the stupid stop if I hadn't already gorged myself on spider. Going to take a nap now and let my meal digest.

o.o

A turtle? No way!

Spiders. They think they're so smart, with their web-spinning and camoflage. I've got news for you, arachnids; you're not smart, you're lazy. You sit on your fat abdomens all day long, just waiting for some dumb fly to blunder into your web. Call me stupid, will you? Let me tell you readers about dumb. This morning, I gathered up a bunch of ant corpses and stuck them all over my carapace, then headed for the spider encampment. I walked right up to one of the sentries - the fool didn't even realize I was an assassin bug until I stabbed him right in the face with my proboscis. Fed well, then pulled back to a concealed vantage point to watch the whole camp panic when they found the corpse. Who's stupid now, arachnids?

The problem with spider is that I always get hair in my proboscis. Yuck.

Did you see any beetles? I love beetles.