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[quote name='JohnGulager' timestamp='1354244641' post='3058344'] Congrats to all those involved, and this is now a spiderman thread. [/quote] This seems logical. To all the mouthbreathers commenting in here: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/JnmuZ.png[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/CLRX3.jpg[/IMG] As someone who enjoy terrorizing a certain member of AI I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

How does this benefit the NPO?

[quote name='Dajobo' timestamp='1350699809' post='3043204'] [quote name='Bob Ilyani' timestamp='1350685315' post='3043092'] PIATs are somewhat silly, but congrats I guess. [/quote] If you had ever held a PIAT with Fark you would realise PIATs are far from silly [/quote] We're going to need some silver cream for that burn. Also hali our polar friends.

Where is Tums to !@#$ brinks?

Hali o|

[quote name='Al Kafire Aschad' timestamp='1350112187' post='3041009'] That hen is giving me an election. [/quote] Funny/5 A++++++ would read again

Hali Spartans.

[center][img]http://www.farkistan.org/gallery/3412_05_08_10_1_36_29.png[/img] [b][size=1]Farkistani Erections: Behind the Scenes[/size][/b] The Farkistan Department of Internal Affairs knows a thing or two about erections after having handled one once a month since we were a youthful alliance curious about how democracy would feel and if there is one thing that is certain: they're hard. People keep complaining, "hey, Fark, why do you keep showing everyone your erections?" And then there is that accountability thing, y'know, when accidents happen. Sometimes people get a little too excited and things come out that leave everyone a little disappointed. So, we've decided to do things a little differently this time around. Tired of having crappy erections, the FDIA has developed a new system for generating leadership! We call it Chicken Bingo[sup][size=1]TM[/size][/sup]. Here's how it worked: First, we picked our favorite hen, Julia. Julia isn't very useful around farkistan aside from laying the occasional egg and pecking at Yak so we decided to put her to work by asking her to pick the new TF Council. Here we can see Julia on her special pre-erection diet. [img]http://i.imgur.com/wVr2j.jpg?1[/img] We set up a board with all the candidates names and got out some suds to watch who Julia decided to pick as Speaker of the Council. Sooner than expected, Julia made her first pick, ManwithplanX, with a massive explosion of Julia Juice. Some naysayers yelled that Sriracha isn't a proper food for a hen. They were quickly proven right when Julia made an offal mess of the entire erection. Since we couldn't tell who was picked next we just went with names covered the most, congratulations to one-eighty-two, Randomly Jim, CountryMouse, and Evil0ne. [img]http://i.imgur.com/rVRdv.jpg?1[/img] Remember: if it all goes wrong it is the chicken's fault. The chickens. Not ours. The chickens. And don't forget to show up to our last Yard party of the season. It will be your last chance to taste the succulent results of our experiments in Shiner marinaded chicken. [/center]

Hali O/

If you're an idiot please don't apply.

hali O-

hali O-

RIP Moo

[quote name='Melancholy Culkin' timestamp='1341384902' post='3003272'] Puberty really hits the erections hard eh? [/quote] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BQvOV.png[/IMG] Farkistan really hit your little tiny nation's strength hard eh? HA! HA! Blargh woar fun!

[quote name='IYIyTh' timestamp='1341367756' post='3002989'] So does stabbing your allies in the back so that you never ever have to fight an Upper tier. [/quote] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/T76eH.gif[/IMG] almost an ice burn is this an overused meme I want Kelso's vest

[quote name='Kim Jaym Il' timestamp='1341289234' post='3002192'] [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/9197543/FGCorona_Explode.gif[/img] Credit goes to Merry [/quote] search GIS for the phrase "Farkistan Beer" the results will help [quote]Girl please, we came up here how?[/quote] long, long time ago Holy Warriors were given terms "Suck It, goons" was said

Deinos gentlekids let's play a game of tennis I return your serve [img]http://i.imgur.com/Uo0SG.jpg[/img]

[quote name='WorldConqueror' timestamp='1341174378' post='3001315'] to Fark, in the quality to which they are accustomed [img]http://i50.tinypic.com/2eeg4z6.png[/img] [/quote] [img]http://i.imgur.com/nanvb.jpg[/img] [quote name='Melancholy Culkin' timestamp='1341182813' post='3001382'] [img]http://i.imgur.com/m53wt.jpg[/img] [/quote] Reminds me of an old erection announcement a ban if posted [img]http://i.imgur.com/welVK.jpg[/img] Numerical Proof: [spoiler]Numbers are from 6/26 onward - Fark - 5964810 to 5298266 - loss of 666544 NS, or 11.1% Deinos - 4204113 to 3733141 - loss of 470972 NS, or 11.2% TLR - 7297210 to 6862833 - loss of 434377 NS, or 5.9% Umbrella - 12794205 to 12445670 - loss of 348535 NS, or 2.7% Deinos and Fark have 109 shared war slots (Deinos does not have any non-Fark wars) TLR and Fark have 79 shared war slots (TLR also has 9 war slots with RnR, so 10.2% of slots) Umbrella and Fark have 34 war slots (out of Umbrella's 79 active wars, or 43% of slots) For the sake of argument, let's say damage is proportional to slots, because I don't want to get into terribly detailed analysis. Fark has done 100% of the damage to Deinos - 470972 NS Fark has done 89.8% of the damage to TLR - 390070.546 NS Fark has done 43% of the damage to Umbrella - 149870.05 NS Total damage done by Fark - 1010912.596 Fark has received 49.1% of its damage from Deinos - 327273.104 Fark has received 35.6% of its damage from TLR - 237289.664 Fark has received 15.3% of its damage from Umbrella - 101981.232 Total damage done to Fark - 666544 NS Discrepancy between Fark/Deinos NS damage - 85043.024 NS in favor of Fark Discrepancy between Fark/TLR NS damage - 109455.522 NS in favor of Fark Discrepancy between Fark/Umbrella NS damage - 47888.818 NS in favor of Fark TL;DR By our best calculations we have done twice as much damage that we have taken during the past war cycle. While of course this doesn't bring into the early part of our war when several pixel-huggers came out to gang up on our lonely upper-tier, we our quite satisified with watching the nations we are currently able to fight go through the Farkistan Meat Grinder.[/spoiler] recycled picture made by another farker as always suck it goons

[quote name='AAAAAAAAAAGGGG' timestamp='1340839052' post='2998814'] Guide to Fark propaganda: 1/2. Punch an AA in the mouth when they try to blitz. 1. Find famous gif online of someone getting lolomg0wn3dzors 2. Add caption of the alliance they are fighting (i.e. Deinos) over the person getting owned in gif 3. Add caption of "FARK" over person doing said "owning" 4. Hilarity! [/quote] FTFY, doesn't really make sense otherwise.

[quote name='Chief Savage Man' timestamp='1340830847' post='2998645'] Well I guess this happens if you bite off more than you can chew but if you can't chew NPL, then you should probably be fed through a tube. [/quote] Umbrella bit off more farkers than they can chew. Called in two allies.

Hali NPL!

[quote name='Ernesto Che Guevara' timestamp='1340684437' post='2996610'] [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOK0Z-N-8Jo"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOK0Z-N-8Jo[/url] [/quote] Great video, props for all the work you put into it.

[quote name='HeroofTime55' timestamp='1340148703' post='2989363'] [ooc]I view what they did as, essentially, an unforgivable sin. There is no redemption for what they did. I'm OK with [i]some[/i] of their members being granted peace on a case-by-case basis as long as they vacate the AA, but that alliance has fostered some of the most truly IRL immoral, illegal, unethical and downright evil activities. I disagree on the need to dive OOC as an acceptable avenue for "pushing the envelope." This is a !@#$ing online spreadsheet simulator, the object of which is to press buttons to make the other guy's numbers smaller. That is absolutely in no valid view of ethics an acceptable thing over which to IRL harass people over however many months it took before Kait and Hoo decided that it was better to leave and eliminate the never-ending harassment in their personal lives. This is a !@#$ing game. And MK is a cancerous tumor of a community that transcends the realm of this game to assault and harass players IRL. Maybe half of MK outright earned the right to be put under EZI, as I view anyone committing OOC, IRL harassment of this magnitude should be. As a counter example, take GOONS, an alliance I legitimately like a lot in an OOC sense. They are always pushing the envelope, but they do it pretty much entirely IC, which IS a valid route of pushing the envelope. They're my in-game opponents and oppressors, but OOC I truly love what they are doing, because it's the valid way to play the bad guy. GOONS brings something to the game, not to people's IRL doorstep.[/ooc] [/quote] Well put valid points, from a brony none the less. Preconceptions changed.

Hali Sparta