x Tela x

I may need a loan to cover the seven thousand Dong tax. HALP!

If defending oneself from an aggressive and foolhardy espionage attempt counts as making threats, then I suppose you've hit the nail on the head. Great job, and amazing comprehension on your part. Thank you for your well wishes. I shall endeavor to make Al Bundy proud!

Hello, Kashmir! Your unwarranted aggression by sending spies into my peaceful nation will not go unpunished. I have already murdered 20 of these infiltrators. I have allowed the rest to escape so that they may tell their leader of the barbarous methods in which we deal with spies in Gamehenge. I will show no mercy to the unlawful and unwarranted aggression instigated by YOLO SWAG of Kashmir. If Kashmir or more specifically, YOLO SWAG wishes for a peaceful solution, it's very simple. All that I require is 20 slots of max aid sent to nations of my choosing. (Not me) Do this and war will end. Ignore this warning, and I shall reign nuclear winter upon any Kashmir nation foolish enough to engage the mighty AoB Confederation in war. Do not disappoint me, Kashmir. Your very existence as you know it may hinge upon a proper decision at this juncture. Sincerely, Queen of none, AoB Confederation x Tela x

I expected an Ariana Grande reference. When did you get so cultured?!

lol Your nation was recently restored from inactivity and you cannot send foreign aid until 11/23/2016. I'll keep a list...just request your aid. lol, maybe I'll have some left. Edit: I also have what I believe is a surprisingly small warchest. Oh well, nothing wrong with small chests. Edit: Mogar makes me smile with his overly cute avatars. Never change, buddy.

So, that's that. I'm giving away all my stuff. (Post here or in-game message) First come, first served. If anyone would like to attack me, feel free. (Doubtful that anyone that remembers me is within range anyway) I WILL turtle and lob nukes, though. also goodbye Oh: ME

While I won't claim that Rota has handled everything well in this mess, this did all start with good intentions, however misplaced you may think. It kind of snowballed as more people decided they needed to be involved, because "Hey! It's Rotavele, and we don't like Rotavele!". For what essentially began as a defensive war posture on Rotavele's part, this has turned into a Salem-esque burn-em-at-the-stake trial. If she doesn't drown, she's a witch! The only reason this hasn't already ended in white peace is because a group of people got their paws on someone they dislike and they don't want to let them go. Reparations? Really? Heh. Honestly, seems kind of petty to me. Though, I have to admit, even when you're nowhere near their range, declaring on DBDC is extremely silly. :P

Praise be to Mogus Christ. In Admin's name, amen.

So you're about a 5, then. I make shallow slices for each soldier that dies and if I take a nuke I hit myself in the head with a hammer. So, I'd say I'm about a 7.

I really do hope this turns out to be true. I honestly have no desire to throw our 600k against 4 million. I would think that NG is not going to push for more, when there's no reason to push. At this point, I believe they can say justice was served, as the real infraction here was the "aid spam". It's not as if Rota caused any actual harm to NG. Quite the contrary, in fact. NG responded in a satisfactory manner to a threat to their alliance. A CB. Remember those? NG doesn't actually require them as per charter as far as I know, but they had one this time. (Even if it was sort of after the fact) ;) Either way, this should be over, Rota got spanked for being naughty to NG. Now Rey can be made Emperor of NSO and you can all shut the fuck up about Tywin. :)

Nope, I wouldn't take Echelon into conflict with NG for Rotavele, at least not in this situation. My statement was specifically in reference to PZI, which has been stated will not happen, so it's actually a moot point. Rota is not faultless in this scenario. As usual he went overboard especially with the aid "deals". :P As I said in private with Rota the other night, I agree completely with the intent of his initial actions - defending a player that was seemingly being pushed out of existence. In the same breath, I stated that Echelon absolutely can not play World Police or even Hall Monitor. It's simply not our fight, however good a fight I may consider it. And to anyone else thinking of bringing up old !@#$ to attack Rota on a whim, please come up with something new. When NG is done with Rota, he is mine again. <3 I was also glad to see my loving husband Mogar showed up in this thread. :wub:

A little over 9 months ago, in fact. That reminds me, if you don't send money for diapers, we're getting a divorce! This kid is so full of shit (as was inevitable given the heritage) I've had to hire a full team of nannies just to keep its ass wiped. You need to be a standup father to your child, Mogar or we're quits! QUITS I TELL YOU. QUITS! -Your loving and devoted one-night stand, Tela P.S. Who the fuck is Ariana and why is her number in your jeans from yesterday?

Well, you're doing it all wrong buddy. You're supposed to scream and yell and post irate letters to various editors about the injustice of the war that was brought to your alliance. Instead, you decide to man up as an alliance and have a little friendly battle. That'll always lower your chances of annihilation.. Next time, try fitting Walford into your DoW.

Ubuntu the Great, you are very wise. I kneel before your magnificence and offer you in trade for those "yellow rocks" your people always find, an amazing array of "Lakers" and "Celtics" jerseys. These "jerseys" are cut just so, to allow proper airflow while your people are out working on their huts.

You're all very welcome. Tech thank yous can go to my nation, k thnx bai

Some big blue alliance should maybe offer protection, if they want it. :)

To be fair, many alliances have a specific definition for "unaligned" that is different than the literal definition of being in "none". X number of members, for example, as a requirement to be recognized as "aligned".

Hmm. As much as I hate to admit it, I owe GOONS and apology. Dear Goonies, I am sorry I misjudged your alliance. I incorrectly assumed that the old Goonies had returned and there would be a demand of shameful and/or embarrassing terms in order to conclude this war. That you are willing to fight on as even a playing field as possible despite the obvious advantage you hold goes to show that Goonies have indeed changed. Love, Tela P.S. Goonies never say die.

Good show, guys. Unwarranted aggression should always be met head on with force when possible. I doubt you'll be shown the respect you deserve in this war from your opponent, but good luck either way. Is this the same GOONS of the Unjust Path era? I thought you guys got rehabilitated or something when you reformed. So this just starts another war where the outcome correlates to the philosophy of "Might Makes Right". Unfortunate, indeed.

I'm curious as to what would possibly make you call someone else out as a coward when this is how you deal with things yourself? Delete and re-roll. You exude bravery and honor.

How's that working out for ya?

Maybe next month for Echelon. We hit our march quota already for disastrous applicants.

Good job R&R! You made me like a post about ODN. I feel a bit dirty...but either way congrats to ODN on your upgrade. You'll not find better allies in this world. :)

You spelled whimper wrong.

Trust me, size always makes up for shortcomings in other areas. Anyone that says otherwise is just being nice to you. ;)