The Disco Commandant

Ill Join up in A ;0 I have Aluminum and spices ;0

GJ BTA. 'nuff said <3

[quote name='glitch2030' timestamp='1296272122' post='2608416'] Ok I have nothing.... well almost... Atleast TCU knew they were at war... its more then can beside about UINE... also TCU god lucky disbanding see you all when we send out recuritment messeges. [/quote] Recruiting from other alliances is generally a no. Do not think we are leaving

My funky friends, whatever happened to the Cup of Nations and Gridiron Tournament. They werent finished and I was really enjoying them

I got Lead and Spices. I believe that fills one of them :3

[quote name='The MVP' timestamp='1296236149' post='2607578'] Giving up when the sides are even and we're still starting? That is a true sign of defeat before it even picks up steam. This isn't the next GW, our coalition side are so weak willed it will degrade into another full blown curbstomp. [/quote] Yea, because the entire alliance is [i]sooooo[/i] pleased to stop fighting. Spit on us some more, please. Seriously, we love it. Back to paying taxes and ignoring my nation

[i]*turns around and stops spinning mad [color="#FF0000"]WOAAAAAAR[/color] beats on top of the already burned down carcasses of two SLCB nations*[/i] Hey hey, my funky, funky Public! The Disco Commandant comin' to you l-l-l-live from the War Front, bringing mad, funky beats to all those on both sides fightin' the good fight. It's come to this stylin' DJ's attention that the OP challenged some funky Folks to a fight, so I wanna give a shout out that dancing, rockin' dude, and I also wanna ask; How's that war comin'?

This funky DJ is getting his woar beats on [color="#FF0000"][i]/me spins some hard, metal, rockin' beats[/i][/color]

[i][color="#FF0000"][size="5"][b]Communist Party in Eggman Calls for Government Overthrow![/b][/size][/color][/i] [i]*a headline from The San Juan City Free Press; Nation/World section*[/i] Eliot Radenpansk, Communist Party Leader in Eggman Empire, as well as several other Communist Party leaders, were arrested a couple days ago after Radenpansk and said members of the Party expressed violent overthrow and shut down of the current Government. Eggman Laws prohibits [b]violent[/b] anti-government speech. The speeches by Radenpansk and other officials included encouraging violence against Emperor Isaac Kintobar, as well as destroying the Imperial Economy. Earlier today, Eggman officials found what appeared to be a small armory inside the home of Mr. Radenpansk, including ammunition and plans to build chemical weapons. However, further disturbing news comes from the Official responses of National Governments around the world condemning the Eggman Empire's arrest of Communist Party leaders. Head of Foreign Affairs Juanito has issued a no fly list to all travelers encouraging Funky Republican Citizens from traveling to these nations. "It's not because these nations are bad or evil; we are encouraging our citizens not to travel to these locations because of government support of violence, which is a danger to anyone" Juanito said in an incredibly brief press conference. El Presidente, in the meanwhile has not given any clear condemnation or support for anyone, either the Eggman or other nations weighing in. "My funky friends; our little island republic is in no position, militarily or morally, to do anything about it, one way or the other. Eggman is cracking down on violent rhetoric; which I funkily believe is something I can get behind. Let others condemn it or support it, it's up to them" In further news, Carlos Arigonlez, Communist Party Leader and college student here in San Juan, has declared himself a vegan in order to "free the workers of Eggman and Puerto Rico, and to stick it to the corporate oppression of women". Leading analysts are still baffled as to what this possibly means

This funky dj would hate to see what her "high activity" is

[i][b][size="6"][size="5"][color="#0000FF"]FSPN[/color][/size][/size][/b][/i] Funky Sports Programming Network [i] ~The Camera zooms in on a handsome Puerto Rican man wearing a dark suit and a bright orange tie~ [/i] Heeeey Sanch Markez here here at FSPN in San Juan, Puerto Rico. Some interesting day in sports for the Republic, lets take a quick glance at some of the highlights The World Gridiron Cup still hasnt announced it's next set of matches, leaving the Cougars still at 1 win and 1 loss, keeping playoff hopes hush hush until it restarts after its unexplained break. Head Coach for the Cougars was unavailable for comment, possibly due to liver problems Meanwhile back at Syracuse, the Funky Republic took its first win in the Cup of Nations IV against Arctica just last night, putting the Ravers at 1-1 and still alive for placement in the knockout rounds. Ok that's a quick glance, I'm Sanch Markez, and more after this... [i]*ultra sexy shampoo commercial begins*[/i]

"We didn't give our best this game. We are a Finals Worthy Team, but this match today proved we have a long way to go yet" - Funky Republican Head Coach

Merry Christmas, my funky funky friends [color="#FF0000"][i]/spins some funky, christmasy beats/[/i][/color]

[i][color="#0000FF"][size="5"]Viva San Juan! Cougars Advance to Playoffs![/size][/color][/i] *picture skewed* [i]Cougar's Quarterback Chevy Iglais making a 20 yard pass that was then run in for a touchdown[/i] Funky Republican fans enjoy a fantastic sporting day as the San Juan Cougars advance to the Playoffs in the World Gridiron Cup. It has been a momentuous day for Cougar's fans everywhere; for the sons who watch the game with their Dads, to the bar owners making a killing off the fans, and to families all over the Funky Republic who support their nation's team. ~snippet from Funky Republican Global News, Sports Life section edit: naw

This funky DJ doesn't know whats going on soooooo... [color="#FF0000"][i]spins some mad, funky, pumpin' beats[/i][/color]

Nation Name: Funky Republic of Puerto Rico International Team Nickname: Ravers Continent: Caribbean/North America(?) Current World Rank: 18 Favored Formation: 1(front)-3(mid)-4(back) Playing Type: Defensive Roster: Head Coach: Toribio Verde GK James Carp GK Gabriel Landon DF Rorik Denano DF Christopher Alexis DF Marcus Velez - Captain DF Rick Martínez DF Michael Juan DF Kevin Ulonder DF Marco Rivera MF Raphel Ortiz MF Ndamokah Delgado MF Petro Villegas MF Queso Rosa MF Harold Perro MF Isaac Negro MF Carlos Morales MF Joshua Villazono MF Andrés Cabrero FW Michael Caro FW Chris Megaloudis FW Gadiel Figueroa FW Eloy Matos FW Alexander Iguez

OOC: LOL at the name Man Darino. That made this funky DJ lul a little bit IC: Funky Republics rejoiced as the Gridiron Team makes it's first appearance on the international scene in grand style...and a victory

The Republic International Club of Puerto Rico wishes to inquire to AFIS if the nation's team is still in the rankings

CNRP NATION NAME: Puerto Rico TEAM NAME: San Juan Cougars TEAM COLORS: Light Blue, Silver OFFENSIVE CAPTAIN (QB) NAME: Chevy Iglais DEFENSIVE CAPTAIN (MLB) NAME: Rodirik Tellez HAS YOUR NATION PREVIOUSLY PARTICIPATED IN A GRIDIRON CUP: YES/[color="#FF0000"][size="5"][u][b]NO[/b][/u][/size][/color]

Team: Blue Nation Name: Funkyheim Leader: The Disco Commandant Link: http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=400309 My Resources: Lead and Spice My funky Friends, this DJ is looking for the 3br, and he needs it bad

OOC: can't believe you funky people haven't deleted me from the map yet. :V Got bored with this roleplay, not much to do, but figured I'd come back and give it another funky spin of the turntables yo' IC: [img]http://www.girl.com.au/img/bobby_emilio.jpg[/img] Hola amigos! It is I! Emilio Estevez, reporting live from Funky Republican News Global Headquarters in San Juan, Puerto Rico. You have not seen my heart-warming smile and heard my wonderous reporting voice in some time, so I guess I had better catch up with all of you in the Global Community! *turns to his right* [u][i][b]Infrastructure receives serious upgrade[/b][/i][/u] Last week, as we all know, Congress passed an Infrastructure Spending Bill, to support our Funky Republic's growing and industrious population. Construction continues throughout our islands paradise, with new roads and highways being built for ease of travel and to spread our population out a bit. Meanwhile, Communist Party leaders staged a protest outside the Grand Opening of a brand new school, Calling it the "Tools of the Oppressive, Capitalist, evil government, that makes our Great Nation's children have to go to school to learn and stuff" (quote: Carlos Arigonlez, Communist Party Leader). They have also staged protests at the grand opening of 5, yes you heard me, 5 brand new medical clinics and San Juans first, as-modern-as-we-could-get-it, Hospital! (they called it "tools of the Medical industry". Whatever that means). That's right citizens of the world, we Funky Republic citizens now have a full medical service to the people of our nation, and El Presidente is working on our nations Education System! This is Emilio Estevez, Live in San Juan, thank you. [i] If you would like to ask Emilio Estevez a question, feel free to call Toll Free 9-100-422-18[/i]

My funky funky friends, this funky DJ is slippin' off his disco shoes and puttin' awn his combat boots. The armies of Funk have mobilized and moved out

[size="5"][color="#FF0000"][b][i]Legion Helps with Military Upgrades[/i][/b][/color][/size] Hola Folks! Emilio Esteves here to quick update all of your funky brains with some news! With help from the Legion, our fleet of converted fishing boats now have some new weapons to protect our waters! Let Piracy hit this region now!

[color="#FF0000"][size="5"][i][b]Vieques National Stadium Completed[/b][/i][/size][/color] Vieques National Stadium, built on Isla Vieques, has been completed at last! As the Futbol season continues, Vieques United now finally has a stadium of their own, which will be able to host all League games as well as other posrting events.

[quote name='graniteknight' timestamp='1286686523' post='2480181'] OOC: according to the thread you get 5% of all diamond sales which would not be a number high enough to generate that total sum of diamond money which you attest to. [/quote] OOC: my funky friend, he could be lying, or committing some form of an underhanded trick. We won't know until you stop pestering with silly objections