The Disco Commandant

Ill Join up in A ;0 I have Aluminum and spices ;0

GJ BTA. 'nuff said <3

[quote name='glitch2030' timestamp='1296272122' post='2608416'] Ok I have nothing.... well almost... Atleast TCU knew they were at war... its more then can beside about UINE... also TCU god lucky disbanding see you all when we send out recuritment messeges. [/quote] Recruiting from other alliances is generally a no. Do not think we are leaving

My funky friends, whatever happened to the Cup of Nations and Gridiron Tournament. They werent finished and I was really enjoying them

I got Lead and Spices. I believe that fills one of them :3

[quote name='The MVP' timestamp='1296236149' post='2607578'] Giving up when the sides are even and we're still starting? That is a true sign of defeat before it even picks up steam. This isn't the next GW, our coalition side are so weak willed it will degrade into another full blown curbstomp. [/quote] Yea, because the entire alliance is [i]sooooo[/i] pleased to stop fighting. Spit on us some more, please. Seriously, we love it. Back to paying taxes and ignoring my nation

[i]*turns around and stops spinning mad [color="#FF0000"]WOAAAAAAR[/color] beats on top of the already burned down carcasses of two SLCB nations*[/i] Hey hey, my funky, funky Public! The Disco Commandant comin' to you l-l-l-live from the War Front, bringing mad, funky beats to all those on both sides fightin' the good fight. It's come to this stylin' DJ's attention that the OP challenged some funky Folks to a fight, so I wanna give a shout out that dancing, rockin' dude, and I also wanna ask; How's that war comin'?

This funky DJ is getting his woar beats on [color="#FF0000"][i]/me spins some hard, metal, rockin' beats[/i][/color]

[i][color="#FF0000"][size="5"][b]Communist Party in Eggman Calls for Government Overthrow![/b][/size][/color][/i] [i]*a headline from The San Juan City Free Press; Nation/World section*[/i] Eliot Radenpansk, Communist Party Leader in Eggman Empire, as well as several other Communist Party leaders, were arrested a couple days ago after Radenpansk and said members of the Party expressed violent overthrow and shut down of the current Government. Eggman Laws prohibits [b]violent[/b] anti-government speech. The speeches by Radenpansk and other officials included encouraging violence against Emperor Isaac Kintobar, as well as destroying the Imperial Economy. Earlier today, Eggman officials found what appeared to be a small armory inside the home of Mr. Radenpansk, including ammunition and plans to build chemical weapons. However, further disturbing news comes from the Official responses of National Governments around the world condemning the Eggman Empire's arrest of Communist Party leaders. Head of Foreign Affairs Juanito has issued a no fly list to all travelers encouraging Funky Republican Citizens from traveling to these nations. "It's not because these nations are bad or evil; we are encouraging our citizens not to travel to these locations because of government support of violence, which is a danger to anyone" Juanito said in an incredibly brief press conference. El Presidente, in the meanwhile has not given any clear condemnation or support for anyone, either the Eggman or other nations weighing in. "My funky friends; our little island republic is in no position, militarily or morally, to do anything about it, one way or the other. Eggman is cracking down on violent rhetoric; which I funkily believe is something I can get behind. Let others condemn it or support it, it's up to them" In further news, Carlos Arigonlez, Communist Party Leader and college student here in San Juan, has declared himself a vegan in order to "free the workers of Eggman and Puerto Rico, and to stick it to the corporate oppression of women". Leading analysts are still baffled as to what this possibly means

This funky dj would hate to see what her "high activity" is

[i][b][size="6"][size="5"][color="#0000FF"]FSPN[/color][/size][/size][/b][/i] Funky Sports Programming Network [i] ~The Camera zooms in on a handsome Puerto Rican man wearing a dark suit and a bright orange tie~ [/i] Heeeey Sanch Markez here here at FSPN in San Juan, Puerto Rico. Some interesting day in sports for the Republic, lets take a quick glance at some of the highlights The World Gridiron Cup still hasnt announced it's next set of matches, leaving the Cougars still at 1 win and 1 loss, keeping playoff hopes hush hush until it restarts after its unexplained break. Head Coach for the Cougars was unavailable for comment, possibly due to liver problems Meanwhile back at Syracuse, the Funky Republic took its first win in the Cup of Nations IV against Arctica just last night, putting the Ravers at 1-1 and still alive for placement in the knockout rounds. Ok that's a quick glance, I'm Sanch Markez, and more after this... [i]*ultra sexy shampoo commercial begins*[/i]

"We didn't give our best this game. We are a Finals Worthy Team, but this match today proved we have a long way to go yet" - Funky Republican Head Coach

Merry Christmas, my funky funky friends [color="#FF0000"][i]/spins some funky, christmasy beats/[/i][/color]

[i][color="#0000FF"][size="5"]Viva San Juan! Cougars Advance to Playoffs![/size][/color][/i] *picture skewed* [i]Cougar's Quarterback Chevy Iglais making a 20 yard pass that was then run in for a touchdown[/i] Funky Republican fans enjoy a fantastic sporting day as the San Juan Cougars advance to the Playoffs in the World Gridiron Cup. It has been a momentuous day for Cougar's fans everywhere; for the sons who watch the game with their Dads, to the bar owners making a killing off the fans, and to families all over the Funky Republic who support their nation's team. ~snippet from Funky Republican Global News, Sports Life section edit: naw

This funky DJ doesn't know whats going on soooooo... [color="#FF0000"][i]spins some mad, funky, pumpin' beats[/i][/color]