Luckao

I know, right? Duct taping oven mittens over your hands would be way more effective.

I have an insatiable appetite for awfulness, so this thread must go on. Come on, people, that's not how you beat a dead horse. Put your back into it and tell us that you're right and about that time that something happened that might be relevant to that point that you're making that others may agree or disagree with. That'll do it.

Awww, is DBDC being provoked by the big mean neutrals? Poor things. Shame on you, jerdge. Shame on all of you.

If only your damsel in distress had those to begin with.

What a lady killer.

Way to go, Lancelot.

Unsubstantiated conclusions, pointless links, incessant, vapid babble, and, to conclude, an inexplicably rigid approach to humour. I keep thinking that each new post of yours can't possibly be more worthless than the last. You're really knocking it out of the park.

R&R Fact of the Day #4 - The average height of the R&R membership is 136cm. Wow!

You consider that nonsense academic prose? Where did you study? It needs a restraining order.

Make that a bronze. This guy already sailed to first place long ago.

When you've got it...

We were so close to taking Fark and MHA. More weight, please!

Every single one of your posts is as pointless as the last. At least we're getting the length down. Bring on the next load of utter drivel.

Do you actually think that nonsense constitutes a credible response? Keep digging.

There was a thread on the GPA forums about making a flag. They got caught up in a discussion about what the bird used actually was. Some speculated that it was an infected pigeon, whereas others thought it might have been a dove with a personality disorder. True story. I suppose they never came to a conclusive decision, which leads us to this.

You're not sure? Okay, I'll tell you. Your posts are verbose, not to mention extremely turgid. You bothered to critcise certain members of this forum in another post on this part of the board, citing certain flaws of theirs as one of the reasons that make you wonder why you ever signed up. You're no different, really. Since starting to post regularly, all you've succeeded in doing is rapidly cultivate an unsavoury image for yourself. Reaffirming your position with additional nonsense isn't going to do very much to persuade people that you're worth paying attention to.

It's a shame that you missed alyster's Razzie Awards. You'll be a good contender for 'Worst Poster of the Year' in the event that he brings them back.

jerdge, is this an attempt to get that bird flu flag that I heard you guys were all craving? :D Considering how awesome the GPA is, I'm in this to win it.

As I didn't post yesterday, I will also be posting two today to compensate. Here we go with our first entry: R&R Fact of the Day #2 - The ampersand in 'R&R' actually dates back to 1753, when an absent-minded housewife named Mrs Willis misread the instructions and stitched the '&' onto the flag, not the the 'aw' that would have ensured the alliance was known as 'Rawr'. Although Mrs Willis' husband gave her a stern look of disapproval, he was left grovelling the next day when he hastily presented the new name and the commanders adored it. Here's to Mrs Willis! R&R Fact of the Day #3 - It is rumoured that the colours of R&R (That's Rawr to you, Mrs Willis!) were chosen after some rapscallions painted the local town's cows blue and red! The cows were then released and, as they were parading through town, the local general remarked that they cows looked "absolutely fabulous" and the colours were "to die for". More R&R facts on a day that isn't today!

It's incredibly stilted, and certainly not concise. In fact, it's anything but concise. Bob pretty much nailed it. I aspire to this standard, jerdge :D

Yo, I'm thankful to all yous guys for being able to make my ski trip happen, but I'd have gotten a much sweeter jump and way more air if you'd given me a better ramp.

Woahhhh, bro. You trippin'? Put the 5s down and take a breath. How about we let sense prevail by working our great muscle of all - the brain. That's right, kids. The brain is also a muscle. Don't forget to exercise yours by doing your homework, turning off the TV every now and then, and not engaging in senseless acts of violence. Have a great day. Kind regards, Luckao

Yea. get down and do it. Also, why don't you give me 10 push-ups whilst you're down there, Gandhi.

Yea, bro? You should grab a towel and hit the bench some time. The long-winded drivel tells me that the cardio's there, but we need to put something more substantial on you. Two rules to remember when you bench with The Luckster, bro. Bring a towel Don't talk Good luck, bro.

The streak continues! We're proud of that one. If anybody has the audacity to grow and break it, R&R's going to have a civil war on its hands.