Captain Oliver

[center][img]http://i611.photobucket.com/albums/tt192/slorphead/lacosanostra2.png[/img][/center] Good Evening, Ladies and Gentleman. It is for the benefit of the public and the glamour of the mob, that I will be releasing this information today. Whether it affects you or not, it is best that you know, for it may affect you soon. This announcement is big. La Cosa Nostra big. The past few days have been encouraging for the Family, as you may know we have two new members of government, and we're being flooded with new applications. It is for your sake, and for your sake only, that I am posting our new government lineup here: [quote][b]The Family[/b] The Don - [i]Blind Murder v2[/i] The Underboss - [i]Captain Oliver[/i] Consigliere - [i]Georgelopez[/i] Capo of Internal Affairs - [i]Lunagron[/i] Capo of Finance - [i]Vinny[/i][/quote] With this new flush of applicants, it has been decided that we will now be tending to an academy, to filter out all trigger-happy fools that may attempt to join our ranks. La Cosa Nostra will be protecting the "LCN Associate" AA indefinetly. If you see one of our associates, please treat him like he's a part of the mob, and we'll have no problems. Capisce? La Cosa Nostra has also taken the time to revise our charter, and we have made a few necessary changes. Our new charter reads as thus: [quote][b]I. Preamble[/b] It is the family's duty to protect it's members and help them grow, while always being ready to defend any friend of the family at a seconds notice. [b]II. Being Made[/b] Any nation may apply for membership into La Cosa Nostra as long as they follow and adhere to the following conditions. The nation must not be at war. The nation must not be on any ZI lists. They must not owe anything to previous alliances. The nation must sign up on La Cosa Nostra's designated forums and post a formal application in the format provided. It must include but is not limited to: [quote]Nation Ruler: Nation Name: National Strength: Recruited By: Link to Nation:[/quote] [b]III. Hierarchy[/b] The government of La Cosa Nostra will consist of one Capofamiglia (hereafter known as The Don), one Sotto Capo (hereafter known as The Underboss), one Consigliere (hereafter known as the Advisor), four Caporegimes (hereafter known as Capos), and four Capodecinas (hereafter known as Deputies). None of these positions are elected. The Don is the supreme commander of La Cosa Nostra and can overrule or veto any decision made by other ranks. He can singularly decide to sign any treaties, go to war with any alliance (whether aggressive or in the defense of an ally), any remove/add any member to government as he sees fit. The Don serves for a lifetime or until he resigns. The Underboss is the second in command of La Cosa Nostra and oversees all other positions. The Underboss can temporarily take over as The Don if The Don is away for over three days. He may also act as The Don if The Don knows he's going to be away for a period of time. In case of The Don's resignation The Underboss will take over and appoint a new Underboss. The Advisor is The Don's personal assistant. It is his job to advise him on all things involved in the alliance. The Advisor is third in command and would take over if The Don and The Underboss were away for an extended period of time. The Capo's duties are to organize and run their departments and help stabilize the general membership of La Cosa Nostra's membership. No Minister outranks another, and in case of The Don, Underboss, and Advisor leaving the four Ministers would have a vote to see who would be The Don. Each Minister is named and described below: *Capo of Internal Affairs' job is to watch admissions into the Family and manage all recruitment efforts. *Capo of Foreign Affairs' job is to manage diplomats to La Cosa Nostra and her own ambassadors to other alliances. *Capo of Finance's job is to organize all aidfalls, organize tech deals, set up trade circles, and teach nations about how to grow their nation. *Capo of Defense's job is to organize battalions and make sure La Cosa Nostra is prepared for war at any time, with any alliance. The Deputies duties are to assist the Capos in their line of work. There will be four Deputies, each assisting one Capo. Each Deputy must be picked by the Capos and approved by The Don or Underboss. [b]IV. Hit and Runs[/b] [i]A. Whacking[/i] No member of La Cosa Nostra may attack another nation during peacetime. No member may spy attack another nation during peacetime. Breaking these rules can result in expulsion from the family. [i]B. Organized Hits[/i] Should La Cosa Nostra be engaged in war, all targets must be approved by either The Don, The Underboss, or The Minister of Defense. La Cosa Nostra offers and encourages nuclear first strikes. Spying of LCN's nuclear weapons is considered a nuclear first strike and an act of war. [b]V. Amendments[/b] Any member of La Cosa Nostra may put forth a recommendation to edit the Charter of La Cosa Nostra which is to be approved by The Don. The Don can approve or reject the amendment without input from any other member. The Don can also change the Charter at will.[/quote] Before this release can come to an end, I must announce one more matter of importance. La Cosa Nostra is looking for tech buyers (and sellers). We've devised a program to assign buyers to sellers, so ingenious, so devious... well... it cannot simply be expressed in words. Sign up at http://www.lcntechnology.tk to be assigned to a 3m/100t deal. Now, we will be answering questions. If you'd like to submit a question, post it in a comment, below. [i] Blind Murder v2, The Don of La Cosa Nostra Captain Oliver, Heroic twin of the Evil Loliver, Savior of the Penguin Mafia, and Underboss of La Cosa Nostra Georgelopez, Savior of Organized Pug Crime, Consigliere of La Cosa Nostra Lunagron, the Prophet of LCN, Caporegime of Internal Affairs Vinny, Head Chicken and Pr0nstar of LCN, Caporegime of Finance [/i] Edit: Fixed a quote tag

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Tastes G00000D!

Join or be whacked.

BMv2, your not leaving our alliance to make another one, are you? He already invited me, I declined

Nicee! I totally support this announcement!

You cant deny our existence, the very force that compels you to join us. It's irresistable.

[quote name='Dementual' date='18 March 2010 - 09:28 PM' timestamp='1268969262' post='2229898'] Swexy. [/quote] Juicy.

This is outragous! Its Immoral, by CN's standards!

I know this is Saint Patrick's Day, but how many Brain Cells have you killed drinking tonight?!?!

This announcement's just a little bit too... JUICY!!!

Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah We're all lovin' it. Nice move, OBR

TWINKIE HATERZ!

Ruler Name: Captain Oliver Nation Link: http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=386515 Resources: Pigs/Rubber Circle Interested in: I want a 7BR if you'd be so kind

Really, you cant refuse this offer

If your looking to buy or sell technology, come to [url="http://www.lcntechnology.tk"]www.lcntechnology.tk[/url] where we'll hook you up with the best deals and the hottest sellers/buyers. Once you've signed up you'll receive an in-game message telling you who your trading with. Its that easy! -La Cosa Nostra

[quote name='Port%20Royale' date='14 March 2010 - 08:11 AM' timestamp='1268579798' post='2225331'] And for all of you haters, sorry for not giving you the disbandment notice you want [/quote] Next announcement?

Penkala has come up with a brave solution- if alliances tech raid more one-two man alliances, they wont be so inclined to leave the big bad alliances. PC, Athens, FoB, \m/, RAID! RAID TO SAVE US!

Wow, that's quite the list

What? You didn't join yet? Don't push the mob to it's limits. Join now.

[center][img]http://upload-your-life.com/files/9s4xksn5i1dabec8u6sp.png[/img][/center] La Cosa Nostra is a unique and elder organization, founded upon the principles of a perfect mob. This alliance isn't just an alliance, it's a way of life. A way of life that you could be living, right now. La Cosa Nostra can offer you protection, money, and knowledge. We'll take time to answer your questions with precision and assure your nation a successful future. We can also find you the best tech dealings around; its eh, our specialty. By joining us we'll shape you, almost as much as your membership will shape us. That's why we're the best Mob around. So if you'd like to experience the wealth and riches that is--La Cosa Nostra, come on down to http://www.cosanostra-cn.com/index.php and apply for membership. It'll be the best choice that you and your nation ever made. Still not convinced? Join us at #LCN on ColdFront.net and we'll answer any questions you might have via live chat. -The Real Organization, The One and Only, La Cosa Nostra

God I hope not, if so I've been screwed!

Smell our roses! EDIT: Could a mod please lock this thread

Good job Newborn, show him what the Global Nuclear Order is [b]really[/b] about

D: We must repent! May admin bless our souls!

[quote name='Rampage3' date='12 March 2010 - 09:29 PM' timestamp='1268454879' post='2224025'] We Vikings love four things: War, women, wine and...more Vikings!![/quote] I thought Vikings drank mead?