Madame Unicorn

Annihilation finds it hard to believe that anyone in the Empire of Krieg would be drunk at any given time. On a completely related note, 1000 cases of Nobilo's finest wines will be shipped to Grøenlandia; 500 Cases of Nobilo 2007 Ilam Savignon Blanc, and 500 cases of Hawkes Bay 2005 Pinot Noir.

Alyssa couldn't help but laugh. Quite hard. She took his arm and they strolled off together, in some unknown direction. "So, boyfriend eh? I'm sure Alexi will be surprised, but happy. Just as long as I work tomorrow we're off the hook." She kissed Felix's cheek and grabbed at her cellphone, wanting to feel it back in her pocket. "So is it true that we'll be seeing the town, or will I be seeing your bed?" Winking, she continued, "I mean I don't mind either.. But well. It's up to you now. I made you those pancakes that time, so I think I deserve to be treated. Or just not have to plan anything!" Alyssa looked ahead, hard at thought, "You know, it was actually my cooking talent that allowed me to get to know you.. How very strange. It's funny how people fall in love, isn't it?"

"You're.. Completely right, Felix. I need a decent night out! Here you go, here's my phone..." Alyssa hands Felix her phone and looks at him expectantly, "Please don't throw it into the water..." She giggles and grabs his hand, shivering slightly "C'mon, it's cold. Let's go back to your place."

Alyssa smiled as she looked Felix up and down, "I'm sure we can swing by your flat, that sounds fine. However I will need to be back in my hotel by 5pm... Security is pretty tight at the moment and I have all these weird restrictions.." Alyssa checked her watch and looked up gravely at Felix, "That gives us three hours... However, I'm more than happy to spend up until then with you.. Unless of course, you would like to catch up, er, properly, in which case we'll have to go back to the hotel." She stepped back and held Felix's hand tightly, "Lead the way!"

OOC: Oh you're beautifully articulate. But seriously. Stop spamming a thread with stuff you know nothing of. IC: A protectorate has the same sort of rights as a full country. If a nation asserts sovereignty over a protectorate, they can do whatever they want with it and no one else can interefere. However, if a nation such as Drakoria, decide to hang this protectorate land over to someone else, they forfeit the sovereign claims they had on that land. Now it seems to me like Drakoria's military terms of the land transfer are fair. But as soon as both parties are happy with the transaction, and the land is Tyran's, Drakoria has no say, as Tyran now has that sovereignty over the land. If Tyran, however, collapse, Drakoria has stated to the world that the land will revert back into their hands. Understand now? OOC2: Politics courses FTW!

Annihilation hopes Tyran and Drakoria can peacefully and efficiently work this situation out, as so many new nations are crumbling under the pressures of land rights and sovereign territories. If need be, we would be happy to send over a negotiator and/or a mediator to help solve this as quickly as possible. Otherwise, we wish Tyran well in their quest for land. And politely request that EoK shut their mouths.

OOC: It's all good. Apology accepted. CNRP is hard out. I remember when I first joined... Also, this is in the wrong forum. OOC threads should be in "open national forums"

"We do not recognise your isolationalism. Why? Because you're calling for isolation, but are calling people out and attacking left right and centre. NO. As a result, we are choosing to ignore this 'war'. Try again. Isolation means you say what you need to, once. Then walk away from everything. I call this the 'roll over' technique. I highly recommend you try it" - Madame Unicorn

IC: Annihilation is not surprised to see fighting in Europe, but wonders why a newcomer to the world stage would just come out all guns blazing. We are really quite stunned, and are glad that we're here in the good ole' Pacific. OOC: Chill out guys! From what I can see, you're lowering the collective IQ of CNRP as a whole, and, if this is actually just an RP'ed OOC war, you need to be kicked. Hard.

Good luck, VE

Annihilation does not support this move. We question why the Dragon Empire would move in to 'protect' the New Zealand people, considering the nation is in a civil war. Who are you going to protect them against? We have reason to believe that the people of New Zealand are totally against this move and would rather have someone protecting them that understands the pacific, and the culture behind it. The people of New Zealand have never been on friendly terms with the Dragon Empire, why would they let them come in and "protect" the nation?

OOC: Hey AmpaSand. Welcome to CNRP. Some of us, like myself, were not abusing you, we were simply pointing out that we wish to know where your nation is, and propose that your spelling and grammar be cleaned up because people around here are a bit picky. Please ignore the other posters. They are just trolling for the lulz. I am more than happy to assist you should you ever require help. All you need to do is ask. And Kevz, get off your high horse.

Annihilation will be sure to send the finest linguists to Ile de Tyran, for sure success on the suggested swallowing of a dictionary.

We would like to encourage Ile de Tyran to state where their proposed ancient homeland *is*, for there may be a fully functioning state there already. Also, we request that the representative of Ile de Tyran swallows a dictionary, or simply buys one and uses it. The spelling mistakes are beyond horrible. OOC: Make a claim on the world map and learn to spell

Actually, Tanis thought he had the authority to speak for all of tF. I can assure you he did not. OOC: The Godfather was engaging in a game called Real Life. Maybe some of you should try it out at some point. It's fun!

Some of tF do not support this war. Some of tF would rather not see this happen. Like myself. I'm not defending anyone, but this was never an Alliance attack. This was never "oh look lets attack GDI/FAIL lolololol." If it was we would have been more prepared. Just... Whatever. Pay each other reps, kiss %&$, do whatever it is to stop this... Yeah.

Madame Unicorn smiled "Now, I want to explain why I did this. I believe that we can co-inhabit this island quite peacefully. I took a look at the border and it just seemed to confusing. So I decided to straighten it out. I hope you don't mind." As the waited arrived with the dishes, Madame Unicorn ate slowly, engaging in polite conversation with Nebu, enjoying her meal. "I do hope you like Japanese..." She smiled and pushed the map towards Nebu. "So, have we come to an agreement? I'm happy with the new border, and I hope you are too"

Madame Unicorn sits patiently, in her Yukata, waiting for Nebu to arrive. As he walks in, She stands up and greets him, 'Good evening, Nebu. I hope you travelled well?' She points over to the hotplate, where a chef starts heating it up, 'Please feel free to order anything you want, this place has fantastic Japanese cuisine.' She waits for Nebu to order, whilst looking at her own menu. 'Ah, Takazashi-san, one okonomiyaki please. Usual toppings.'

Madame Unicorn's phone buzzes as she runs along the pavement... Running through Ilam was a great excuse to see her city, meet people, and of course, stay in shape. She stops, panting for air, leaning against a tree, pulling out her phone and hitting the 'answer' button. "Hello? Oh Nebu, it's a pleasure to speak to you. You would like to talk to me personally? Hm, yeah that seems reasonable. I assume you've received my letter... How about tomorrow, over lunch?"

Madame Unicorn looked over the map of her country. She sighed, and ran her finger around the bottom of the page, tracing the border between Annihilation and Taiwan on the southern coast. She hated uneven lines, and the border was annoying her. Of course, Taiwan was a peaceful nation, and they got along just fine, but she wanted to even out the land. She copied the map and drew a new, straighter, line, smiling as she did so. Feeling generous, she send out a letter to Nebu II, proposing her new land deal

Alyssa giggled and smiled, her free arm around Felix, "I love you too, but did the whole of Paris have to hear it?" She smiled and kissed him some more, her hands entwined with his. "So... What do we do now?" Alyssa ran ahead, making Felix run up to catch her, playfully looking back to tease him, before running on some more. 'Yessss...' She thought.

Alyssa smiled. She had Felix all to herself, and, she hoped, she could have him for much longer... "The Seine eh? Well that sounds lovely... I haven't had the time to take in the sights of Paris... So let's go!" Alyssa got up and offered Felix her hand. She hugged him gently and whispered "It's great to see you. I've missed you. A lot." They walked out of the cafe and down to the Seine, Alyssa smiling as she gazed upon the water. "Oh Felix... It's beautiful!" She grinned as they walked over the bridge and down to the tree lined path bordering the river. They talked about everything, and the silences in between were just as comfortable. Alyssa felt at peace. She was finally happy. Halfway along the path, Alyssa stopped and turned to Felix, taking him in her arms and looking deeply into his eyes, "Felix, I am really glad I "bumped" into you here. I've missed you and thought about you everyday since Big Brother. I wondered if I would ever see you again, and because I couldn't contact you, I felt more sad. I did worldwide photoshoots, interviews, whatever, in the hope you'd see me and remember me. I... I really like you. In fact. I think I'm in love with you. And I need to tell you this, before I lose you again." Alyssa wrapped her arms around him and kissed him passionately, letting out all the emotion, rage, fury, passion that had been building up for days. For what seemed like an eternity, they stood there, kissing. At last she pulled away, and looked into Felix's eyes, a tear running down her face as she smiled.

"Oh you're not keeping me at all... I cancelled my photoshoot for today so I'm free.. and I would love to spend more time with you, so after I finish this photoshoot I will be as free as a bird... I'm sure we'll be wrapped by tomorrow. Then again, it all depends on if you want to spend time with me, and how much time you want to spend..." Alyssa looked at Felix and smiled. "So, what are your plans?"

Madame Unicorn, although late, walked into the room and sat down at a chair, picking up some papers and reading through them. She looked up, smiling, at the Lady Protector. "Sarah.. You know I can, and will, sign this treaty. We have not the monetary resources available but Annihilation does have fantastic doctors and we are prepared to set up a refugee camp at a moments notice."

Alyssa sat there, smiling, in her own little world. She was good at this. She could just sit and stare out into space, not noticing the people around her. She sipped her espresso and sat back, before a familiar voice made her jump slightly. "Well...fancy seeing you here!" Alyssa turned around slowly and stood up, smoothing her jeans down as she took in the sight. It was Felix! She grinned and walked over to him, kissing him lightly on the cheek. "How... How have you been? Oh wow it's so great to see you! What are you doing here?" Alyssa sat down and motioned for Felix to take the seat opposite her. Alyssa smiled. She knew that now that Felix had come back into her life, she wouldn't let him go again...