Madame Unicorn

Konata Izumi, the interim prime minister and Foreign affairs advisor, would like to, on the behalf of Annihilation, apply for full status to the AUP.

Sarah's right. This is what I mean by derailing. I'm disappointed in you all. And yeah, you should be ashamed. This isn't CNRP. It's a joke. Because of your elitist personalities and 'Oh wow I'm bigger than you', this is what CNRP has become. Especially you, Sargun. I'm extremely disappointed in you. The way your acting is totally un-called for. I'm considering leaving. All because you guys act like little children and are just.. Terrible. I can't even describe it. If a mod's reading this, please can you lock this thread? I tried to make CNRP better but I failed. No point in keeping this open if people are going to derail it.

Most of the CNRP players have seen Sargun's thread. I dont know what people's opinion on the matter is, but this is irrelevant. All the OOC comments that are being made in that thread have NO relevance anymore, to anything. Sure, I'm hypocritical, I've made OOC comments there. IC MU disagrees with the 'invasion'. OOC, I dont care anymore. I really don't. Because all the OOC comments that you seem to want to make ALL THE TIME have ruined it. You're ruining CNRP with your petty and inane comments when they aren't needed AT ALL. So what if Sargun wanted to invade? So what if it was wrong. STOP GOING ON ABOUT IT. What Sargun does IC is his business, and also the business of the other person he's engaging with. Why do we need to have 50 million comments on how you disagree and how %^ this is OOC. Seriously. We all need to have a decent look at how we're roleplaying and how we're treating each other. Derailing threads with your OOC flaming and tantrum throwing wont get you anywhere and it certainly wont make anyone else respect you. CNRP, I believe, is a priviledge given to us by the mods. We NEED to start getting ourselves into line before they take the RP ability away from us. We NEED to give new players a chance. We NEED to be a bit more decent towards one another. I've had talks with people over IRC about how this place is going to the dogs with the wars and fighting and just petty child-like behaviour. Because yeah, we are acting like children. And children aren't allowed on the internet are they? I'm not asking everyone to get along. I'm not asking everyone to be BFFs. I'm asking for more decency, more courtesy, and less OOC flaming. You're not doing anyone any favours by being all 'awesome' OOC because you raged. It's not cool. *sigh* I dont care if you dont like this rant. It's about time someone grew some and actually spoke up about the issues at hand.

OOC: He did post a map claim, and did RP out an IC DoE. Just because the stig didn't have time to update the map/missed the claim when he was editing it (human error), it doesn't mean you should ignore someone completely. This is pointless. IC: Annihilation has nothing to say on this 'war' except on how utterly pointless it is. We will pledge support to Tyran, as we know it is a Sovereign nation-state. However we are too far away to send soldiers, and it would not be in our best interests to do so.

Konata smiled and sat down between the twins as they watched K-On!, on Teletama. She reached out to grab a cornet from the man's pocket, and proceeded to bite the top off and lick the chocolate that was falling out the end. As Kagami and Tsukasa looked on, Konata stopped and giggled. "Yeah, I still eat these things a lot. And still eat them the same way."

Konata finished her wish, and after tying it to the bamboo tree, bowed deeply before excusing herself to walk around for a bit. She moved into the back room and after looking around, exhaled deeply, her whole body slumping. It was hard work keeping up appearances, and she wished she could be at home, catching up on her beloved Anime. It was at that point when she heard two very familiar voices, and looked around to see Kagami and Tsukasa Hiiragi motioning for her to come over. Konata grinned and moved over to her old friends, high fiving them. "Yo! What's up? It's really great to see you both! How have you been?" Konata embraced her friends and then stepped back, looking around for some food. "You guys got any chocolate cornets in this place?"

bump, also, only two slots to go!

It had been a quiet few months. She had signed away a few documents, planned new national projects, addressed her people during the Aotearoan crisis. But all the while, she had thought about him. The morning sun shimmied it's way through her windows as Madame Unicorn tossed and turned. Her dreams had become more strange, more.. abstract. It was as if something was taking over her body at night. She dreamed of the late Mykep, the life they could have had, then of the pain he must've felt when his life was being taken.. She wished she could speak to him one last time, tell him everything she felt and thought. Alas, it was not to be. Madame Unicorn woke up, sleepily rubbing her eyes as she pulled on a dressing gown and made her way to the kitchen. Opening her door, a weird wave hit her, and she bent over as vomit gushed out of her mouth. Shaking, she straightened up and ran to the bathroom before another wave hit her. This time, luck was on her side as she reached the sink just in time... A maid came in and froze in shock "Madame, are you okay!? Quickly, get into the shower, your gown is all stained.." Madame Unicorn slipped out of the gown and into the shower, turning slowly. "There's a mess by my bedroom door.. I need it to be cleaned immediately" "Right away Madame." She sank to her knees in the shower and cried. This was not the first time she had thrown up in the past week.. Something was wrong. Madame Unicorn washed herself slowly, then got out of the shower and pulled on a plain summer dress, grabbing her phone off the desk in her office as she dialled her doctor's number. "Hello? Barry? Barry, I've been throwing up a lot. Always in the morning. I always want to eat more, and.. I've missed my period. I think I need you to do a pregnancy test..." ---- Nine months later... Screaming. All she could hear was screaming. Doctors and nurses surrounding her, encouraging her as she bought her new child into the world. Madame Unicorn was giving birth to her child. Mykep's Child. Barry held her hand as he smiled, "Madame, only a little more to go, most of the torso has appeared.. One more push." She screamed and lunged forward, the pain becoming unbearable. "I can't do it.. Please.. Help.. I'm in agony." She sighed, and inhaled deeply, ready to push once more. Finally, after what seemed an eternity, the pain subsided, as the nurses held up the newborn for the Madame to see. "Madame! It's a boy!" They exclaimed with smiles on their faces. She sighed with relief as her head fell back onto the pillow, the nurses cleaning the newborn for the Madame to hold. Barry kissed her hand and looked down at her with a huge grin on his face "Well done, Madame. You now have a healthy, happy baby boy." He manoeuvered her arms and nestled the baby into them. She looked down and saw a little crinkled face, red from all the crying. Smiling, her body was filled with a sudden.. happiness that she hadn't experienced before. If this was what unconditional love towards a child was, she was feeling it. A nurse took the baby from her arms as she laid back down, ready to sleep. The nurse smiled softly and whispered, "What a cute little boy.. What are you going to name him?" Madame Unicorn turned her head as sleep overcame her, but not before whispering something back.. "Damien..." ----------- A month had passed since Damien's birth. A happy month in which Madame Unicorn spent sleepless nights, and wonderous days with her child. He was so responsive, giggling when she tickled his stomach lightly, or when she held him before putting him to sleep, he would attempt to smile. She loved being a mother to this child, and wished that Mykep could be here to complete their family. But the most gut-wrenching decision of all, was whether to give up her Leadership. In the end, it wasn't a hard choice at all. [OOC: will finish the other half tomorrow]

Annihilation's newly appointed foreign affairs advisor, Konata Izumi, arrived with some of her friends. She noticed a tallish man giving out bits of paper, and made her way over to him, bowing politely as she caught his eye. "Good evening, I am Konata Izumi, or Kona-chan. I am Annihilation's new Foreign Affairs advisor. Madame Unicorn could not make it tonight, as she is feeling rather sick. I hope she can better herself in time for our nightly online gaming session..."

Alyssa smiled. "You know, Felix, I'm not really thinking about politics at the moment. I've got a gorgeous man in front of me and I can't stop thinking about him. How about you lead me away to somewhere more comfortable?" She stands up and moves her dishes to the kitchen, then back to Felix before kissing him lightly, taking him by the hand. "Make this even a little more.. Interesting for me." She laughs, throwing her head back and shaking her blonde hair through her fingers.

Sorry, zergling, we've already got the lead slot filled. So unfortunately I can't put you down for gold.

Madame Unicorn only heard the end of the exchange between Shelly and Ava, but decided to gently walk up to the pair and bowed politefully. "My Queen... I am Madame Unicorn, the leader of Annihilation. I knew your father.. We were in love right up until the end. He would be so proud to see you here tonight." Madame Unicorn rubber her stomach gently "I dont know if you would like to know this, My Queen. But inside of me right now is your half sister/brother. A week before your father died, we spent a wonderful night together. You need not know the details. But your father talked about you. He was happy." Madame Unicorn sighed and bent down to talk to the little girl face to face, "Your daddy loved you very much, and I can see why. If you would like to, I would like to be friends with you. For my child to have an older sibling to play with. Whatever you want, My Queen."

Madame Unicorn smiled "Yes, Alyssa, everything is fine. However I have struck a very weird predicament. I am pregnant with the late Mykep's child. I do believe this little one will be a relation to your queen." She lowered her voice a little, "Is there any way I can speak with the Queen?"

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Madame Unicorn sped off to the bathroom, reaching the cubicle in time, vomiting into the bowl.. Continuing for a few minutes, Madame Unicorn waited until it was over, her head spinning as she got up to clean up. She looked in the mirror and sighed, poking at her stomach. She turned to her side and what she saw astonished her. Madame Unicorn was pregnant. She gasped. How could this be.. Then suddenly, she remembered. That last night that she spent with Mykep in her bedroom... She was pregnant with his child. Madame Unicorn finished cleaning herself up and walked back out into the ballroom, smiling as she regained composure.

Madame Unicorn spun around as she heard someone mention her late-lovers name. 'That Ava.. Is HIS daughter?' She looked up and saw the young girl standing proudly in front of the crowd. She sighed. Madame Unicorn knew she would have to meet this young girl some day, but this soon? Suddenly, her stomach began to feel uneasy. She grabbed the next diplomat she could find and whispered hurredly, "Which way to the bathroom, if you please. I feel as if I am about to be sick..."

Madame Unicorn turned around slowly to see a lovely young woman staring at her, holding two glasses of chardonnay. "Care for a drink?" Madame Unicorn shook her head slowly, "I'm sorry, but I dont think I can drink tonight.. I feel rather ill for some unknown reason."

Madame Unicorn, although late, arrived to the ball wearing a long flowing black ball gown. However, eyes traveled from her face and hair, down to her stomach, where a bump was clearly visible beneath the gown... She walked into the ball room alone, greeting people as she went along.

Alyssa sat back, a little shocked. "Well... I'm not sure if the Madame knows what she's doing... She says it's a communist country but the people have a lot of say in things and there definitely is a class system... She heads a team of about 10 people, and they all sit around and make proposals, listen to the people.. Kinda like ministers, but she calls them 'advisers'." Alyssa finished her meal, setting down her utensils and looking blankly at Felix, "Why do you ask?"

Alyssa nodded as felix spoke, chewing her food slowly and thinking, "Personally, I love the Madame as a friend. She's a beautiful person and really understands people. I just.. She can't run a country. And it annoys me because I love politics and would like to help her out.. Or make Annihilation mine. Which I know will never happen. I want to settle down, have kids, have a comfortable life. I'm 25.. And I dont know what I really want." Alyssa put her fork down and stared at Felix, "But I know I want you." She picked his hand up and kissed it, smiling gently.

Hey Krieg, guess what? You're ALWAYS blurring the IC/OOC line. Why complain about it if you do it yourself? If you cant handle the heat, get out of the oven. Anyone can say anything they want in IC, so don't get your pants in a knot. Also OOC/IC hate, Yeah some of us hate others IC but Loooooove them OOC. Some just hate both OOC/IC. It's called life (lol) you kinda have to deal with it.

The shipment from Annihilation has been sent off to Grøenlandia via Air freight. Please expect these cases shortly.

Annihilation must ask, why are you interferring in another nation's sovereignty? Sovereignty is a legal right, and unless the Krieg Empire have wronged you (Examples please), then you do not have the right to invade them. That being said, A war can be started for MANY reasons. State as many as you want. OOC: Thanks for helping me with my Politics study guys

Annihilation, although shocked, supports this move. We have seen the destruction done by the Krieg Empire, and we are sure it will happen again. They must be stopped at all costs.

Alyssa sat back, occasionally looking into the kitchen to see Felix cooking away. She smiled. He was perfect. Flicking through the channels absent mindedly, Alyssa couldn't help but be amazed at the apartment she was in. Near minimalist, with art on the walls and a few sculptures dotted around the living room. Suddenly, Felix walked into the room carrying the plates. Alyssa stood and sauntered over to the table, smiling as Felix got everything together. They sat down and, while she was taking her first bite of the veal, Alyssa could feel Felix's eyes on her, watching her reaction. The meat seemed to melt in her mouth, and her eyes lit up as she finished the bite. "Oh wow.. Felix, that is amazing. The best veal I've had in a long time! But I could never call myself a native of Bremen, even if I were to be married to someone from there." Alyssa looked up slowly, smiling a little. "So, while we are enjoying this fabulous meal, tell me. What are your views of Madame Unicorn?"