Madame Unicorn

Who needs towels when you've got guns? In all honesty though, we'll carry both at all times. Umbrella.. ella.. ey ey.. Sorry it had to be done o/tF o/MHA!

After leaving the Big Brother house, for which she was now even more famous, Alyssa Carter felt empty. She had returned to her old apartment, her luxurious lifestyle, people waiting on her every whim, having dinners with the glorious Madame Unicorn... But it was not the same. Day after day, Alyssa kept thinking about him. She kept dreaming of the stories they told each other. The dinners they shared. He made her existence seem... Boring. Sure she was rich and famous, had lots of friends and had many suitors. But there was one small problem. She had fallen in love with him. And wouldn't be complete until she could see him again. --- Hands pulled at her skin and hair as she stood there, her left hand stretched high into the air and her right hand covering her face. She felt like a rag-doll, being pushed and pulled and prodded. Standing in front of the camera with a black and red strapless Armani dress on, and red Jimmy Choos, she felt like the most beautiful woman in the world. "If only Felix would see this..." she thought. Alexi (the photographer) came over and looked at Alyssa. "Doll, you need to get some life into that body of yours," He spoke in fluent Basic, with undertones of being from England, "We're just not getting the images Sabine want." Alyssa sighed. She loved working with Alexi, he was so fun and happy. He could make any woman feel great in front of the camera. Just not today. "Sorry Alexi. It's just.. Well you know. Boy troubles. I'll try harder, I promise." She smiled and caressed his cheek, "Can we wrap for today so I can go relax and try again tomorrow?" Now it was Alexi's turn to sigh. "Alyssa, this campaign is worth a LOT to me, you know this. I need to get this job with Sabine or Justin will kick me out. And you know how high maintenance he is!" Alexi laughed, which made Alyssa cheer up inside. "Yeah we can wrap today. Just make sure to get your butt back here tomorrow!" Alyssa threw off the clothes, her stylist nearly fainting of shock, and slipped into some jeans and a singlet. She kissed Alexi on the cheek and smiled, "You wont regret this, I promise!" Walking out of the studio, Alyssa sighed. Maybe she would go and get a coffee and a bite to eat at a cafe. She was in Paris, after all. The food capital of the world. Spying a cute cafe just over the road, Alyssa stepped inside, and after ordering, took a seat, waiting for her coffee and panini. For now, she didn't have a care in the world. A job, a great life, and her thoughts of Felix were melting away. Life was, momentarily, perfect.

Hm.. I'm sorry to those who *applied*, but I'm going to have to go with Cent, considering he's seen the movie and (I think), knows what I'm after. If someone proves me wrong, you get a cookie :3

The Olives are looking rather shiney this time of year, aren't they? o/ the Family!

See this for a back-explaination. I need someone (preferably a male but whatever works) to RP this story out with me. It would be set 1000 years into the future, after the third world war, pretty much like the movie. Our characters would have to the heroes, saving the day and mankind etc. It's all futuristic and spacey. Lots of fun. Oh yeah, this is CNRPH, so of course it doesnt have to relate to anything political.. However I will make one of my characters pop-up in here. Basically it's a love story, while being an action and suspense, etc. The characters would have to stop the Halcon from taking over Olympus... Yeah. If you've seen the movie, it would help. So. Any takers?

it's like a whale throwing up on something. Lovely image.

OOC: Because I'm busy RL, I was requested to make teams myself. So without further ado, please organise your characters in these teams and role-play in your teams from there. The decisions are FINAL, and please no team swapping. BB is watching you (Btw i've sorted this by the poster, sorry, easier for me (I'm really tired)) So: Blue Team: - Sargun - Comrade (Sparta) - Subtleknifewielder - VinceSixx - MadameUnicorn - JEDCJT - Vladboot Red Team: - BR (The Confederation) - Executive Minister (...?) - KaiserMelech Mikhail - V The King - Justinian the mighty (Apologies if thats wrong) - King of Cochin - Centaurus Now, Go go go! -------- IC: A bell chimes, and a letter is slotted through the main doors, which Alyssa opens and reads. "Oh wow... It's Big Brother. He has sorted us into two teams because he thinks we're just running around like headless chickens..." She hands the letter around (OOC: see above for teams), and people look around with uncertainty as they see their team mates.... Then the battle begins.

OOC: Also, isn't it my understanding that you can't do OOC land transfers? If you want the land, do it IC and do it properly this time. And if you rage out again, well. I'm sure everyone won't be as nice as they have been.

A booming voice fills the house as all the housemates drop whatever they're doing and listen intently. "Welcome, housemates. We hope you've enjoyed your stay so far, but now it is time to earn your keep in the first of our challenges!" Everyone looks around nervously as the voice stops, "You'll see that we've locked off the weights/gym room. We realise a lot of you use the weights room, so to use it from now on, you'll have to play a little game. Outside are two boxes. Each box contains seven paintball guns, each gun containing 50 paintballs. Your task, is to divide into groups of seven, and fight for use of the gym. We would like you to divide into groups pertaining to whether or not you use the gym. How will we do this? By using a strategy called 'Capture the Flag.' One team will be red, one will be blue. You must capture, and return the other team's flag to your base three times to win." With that, the voice stops, but not before two final words "Good luck!" A horn sounds, signalling the start of the challenge. The housemates run outside to find a battlefield on their lawn, with lots of shelter and two 'goals', one at each end.

OOC: I vote no to the ret-con. Trouble is, Kevz, you've been prone to this sort of thing before. Remember Antarctica? You went mental both IC/OOC, and then apologised like it was all a game (I realise we're in a game but seriously, going mental? Not cool). We forgave you and then we went on our business. Tantrums are for children. Not 'adults'. Grow up or get out. It seems like every time something bad happens to you, you lash out and attack everyone. I've personally had enough. So I vote no. And I suggest others to do the same.

OOC: Sorry guys, busy do you guys want to PM me with challenge suggestions, and I'll RP the best one? It'll be RPed in a few hours, so you've got a bit of time.

OOC: That was a terrible RP. It really was. If you're going to Rage-quit at least do it properly. Plz, try again.

Alyssa gasped, her face full of shock "YOU.." She lowered her voice to a whisper, "Your godfather is.. Albert Tanzband... He is a living legend! I've always admired him! Oh wow..." Alyssa smiled, regaining her composure "I apologise for that outburst... However it is understandable, no?" "I love to travel. I love adventure, and I love going to new places, experiencing new things, meeting new people... Which is why I'm now very grateful to my agent for putting me here..." Alyssa blushed, taking a sip of her own espresso. "The only thing, I cannot do, Felix, is math. I hate it. It was always the worst subject for me at school. I hope that does not concern you too much?" Alyssa puts her cup on the table beside them and pulls Felix into her, kissing him softly on the lips, her tongue brushing against his lips before Alyssa pulls away and stands up. "If you will excuse me, my dear, I have some work to do in the gym, and it's getting close to lunchtime, which means they'll be giving us our first challenge. I assume I will see you very soon." Swinging her hips, Alyssa moves up into the hallway and to the female bedroom, changing into her gym gear before hitting the weights..

Alyssa makes herself an espresso, then decides to make another for Felix, waiting for him to finish his breakfast before heading to the lounge to relax for a little bit. "I'm really glad you liked the pancakes. I cook for myself, sometimes my flatmate (when he's home). I decided to learn to cook because I love eating good food, you know, restaurant style stuff. But didn't want to eat out every night. So I have a whole shelf on my bookcase dedicated to every kind of style of cooking. My salary allows me to splash out on quality stuff, but the cheap stuff is just as good." Alyssa props herself up on a pillow, her hand atop of Felix's. "I learned to cook at home, so that made my college life easier. I studied graphic design, so I have a great eye for art and all that related stuff. I dabble in photography, which lead to modelling, naturally. And I'm pretty sure this will lead to acting. Which is nice. I have a major interest in politics, and I'm really good friends with Madame Unicorn, so that's great." Alyssa smiles, blushing. "What else do you want to know about me? What about you? What do you do? And more importantly, are you single?"

Alyssa looked up as she was cutting up some strawberries and saw felix enter the room. She smiled and turned as he walked behind the counter. "Good morning. How did you sleep? Now, before you begin, I do not need any help, and ask that you sit on the other side of the counter so I can serve up breakfast." She blushed as the pancakes were transferred onto plates, with bacon and strawberries places on top. "I appreciate the compliments, I really do. But being so independent has taught me to do a lot of things for myself.. Still, a man to comfort me is always welcomed." Alyssa opened a bottle of the finest maple syrup and drizzled it over the pancakes... Smiling as she stood back to admire her work. 'Now, my friend, please try this and tell me what you think."

Alyssa glides over to the kitchen, where several other people are chowing down on their breakfasts. "Good morning, housemates. How are we all today?" She smiles and pulls out all the ingredients necessary for making pancakes, making a golden batter, and then pouring it into the frying pan. "So, who wants some pancakes?" Alyssa flips the cakes over, and then cooks up some bacon, her mouth watering at the sight of the delicious food...

Alyssa, after having a peaceful nights sleep, woke up to find the smell of eggs and sausage in the house. She gets out of bed, and moves to the shower, undressing slowly as the water warmed up. She stepped under the stream and moaned softly as the water hit her skin. Enveloping her body in luxurious fragrant bubbles, Alyssa thought about Felix. How he had charmed her, how his eyes pierced through hers and saw into her soul... Alyssa shivered, and washed the bubbles off her body, smiling as her skin shined in the fluroscent lights. Wrapping a towel around her frame, she moved to the bedroom and dressed, drying her hair as she got up to go help make breakfast for everyone. Today was going to be a great day, she decided. (OOC: Guys, to keep this moving, can we make it that 48 hours RL = 1 day in the house? Suggestions?)

Many of our top translators have either committed suicide or are in mental asylums after reading this abomination... I say reading, but you cannot read something that doesnt make sense in the first place... Annihilation condemns this move.

OOC; Sure Alyssa blushes as Felix charms her, picking up her wine glass and taking a sip from it gently as her companion talks about himself. She nods, slowly, and looks into his eyes. "Languages eh? That is very romantic... For me, language is an aphrodisiac, and when done correctly, is very, very beautiful." Alyssa whispers the last few words into Felix's ear, seemingly purring as she speaks. "And just because you can describe yourself in two sentences, it doesn't make you simple. If anything, it makes you a man of mystery, and I like that in a man.." Alyssa climbs off the barstool, her hand brushing up against Felix's cheek 'Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to head to bed. If you care to join me, please follow me..." Alyssa removes the shawl from her shoulders and places it on the chair, revealing her bare shoulders and chest, with a hint of cleavage as she smiles sweetly, turning around and walking off to the bedroom.

Alyssa sat on a barstool and took a sip of the drink before Felix had a chance to. "Mmm, this is one of the best martinis I've had!" She blushed at the thought of her billboards, "I appreciate that someone likes my work," Alyssa took Felix's hand and held it gently, brushing her thumb upon his skin. "You think I'm too good for this show? Well, I tend to agree, but my agent said I needed to do it, She reckons I needed a break. She's probably right, too. As long as I don't do anything too crazy I should be fine. She even turned down a playboy shoot so I could do this. Crazy." Alyssa sighed and moved closer to Felix, "Now I know I may appear... un-classy, but this is further from the truth. Maybe if we keep talking you'll get to find out what I'm really like..." "Now, how about yourself. What do you do to pass the time?"

Alyssa sighed as Felix walked over to her, feigning a smile as he shook her hand. She had had enough of these people already, when, suddenly, she heard Felix speak. A strong british accent floated out of his mouth and she grinned, shaking his hand "Yes, these commoners with no decency... My name is Alyssa Carter. Yeah, I'm a model. You've probably seen me around.. Would you like to grab a drink and sit down somewhere?" Alyssa looked at Felix, noticing his eye patch and smiling gently.

Alyssa grabs Ashley by the arm and twists it back around behind her back, her other arm pulling the girls hair. "Don't. Do that. Again." She pulls harder with every word, before releasing the girl onto the floor and walking outside to slip into the hot tub.

Alyssa looked around at the people around her. Females were throwing themselves at the men, tops off and all. Alyssa smirked. 'No class...' she whispered. Sidiling up beside Ivan, she smiled. "Doesn't this bourgeois lifestyle seem so... awful to you?" Purring, Alyssa takes a small drink. "Of course, I cannot speak for myself, but whatever I have, is yours. Communism just seems so.. Perfect to me." She walks off and greets the new housemate, shaking her hand gently. "My name's Alyssa Carter, and I'm from Ilam in Annihilation... It's very lovely to meet you"

Alyssa smiles, "Well I'm sorry if I offend people but I'm trying to lighten the mood." She winks at Ivan and raises her glass at him. "So, who are we all? Go around the group and introduce yourselves, if you want.."

Alyssa moved around the house, opening the fridge in the kitchen and finding bottles of the finest champagne. "Hey everyone!" She says whilst holding up a bottle, "Who wants to give the audience a show?" Alyssa opens the bottle and pours some of the delicious liquid into a glass, taking a sip. "Mmmm," she gasps, smiling. "I do love alcohol."