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W_A_R

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  1. Greetings good ladies and gentlemen, particularly my friends from the Black Sphere.

    All this consternation caused through the misuse of Senate power. It just goes to show that the Black Team Senate needs a strong independent voice, with a foundation in honour, chivalry and protecting the weak.

    The Order of the Black Rose promotes Sir EvilCartyen of Carstenia as its candidate for the Black Team Senate and I encourage nations that seek stability in the Black Team to vote for that noble Knight accordingly.

  2. Unfortunately it was only a matter of time before lcdt was stomped upon from a great height. He doesn't have any boundaries and nor does he consider the feelings of others. There are only so many chances a person deserves before they get turned into a train wreck.

    Here is to a quick derailment.

  3. *W_A_R pulls up a stool next to Il Duce and offers a handshake. Il Duce grasps his hand firmly and shakes twice. W_A_R motions to the bar steward for another scotch and leans back on the bar.

    "I apologise Il Duce, I'm not much of a vodka man, but I appreciate your offer. What do you think of all this?"

    Before Il Duce could respond a scream pierced the air. Several of the investigators ran toward the scream's origin.

    *W_A_R looked at Il Duce and shrugged as they both rose from their seats and followed the officers. It appeared that the scream had come from the smoking room. It seemed that evil was afoot in the Tea House.

  4. "My good Il Duce, perhaps you would like to ask our friendly bar staff for a beverage. They have a wide selection"

    *W_A_R understood the feelings of the heavily bearded Russian-Italian who was making his way to the bar. A murder in this fine establishment, particularly one of a lady of high standing, was enough to cause the sternest of men to have a dram or four of scotch.

    The was a commotion as those from the croquet lawn were brought inside the Tea House. There appeared to be genuine shock in the party upon hearing the news of LadyDakota's demise. *W_A_R sipped his scotch. It was very good and helped clear his mind. He noticed that there were several groups of two or three patrons who were huddled together in deep conversation. "What were they discussing?" he wondered. He was sure and certain that some machiavelli machinations were being wound into gear. Planet Bob was full of opportunists, both individual and collective, who would stoop at nothing to leverage an advantage out of the death of LadyDakota.

    *W_A_R though about his own motivations. Was he simply being gentlemanly and altruistic in his actions pertaining to LadyDakota?

  5. So season greetings isn't enough? You want more?

    I think good old Father Christmas will bring enough action for you. Just remember to buy plenty of batteries.

    EDIT - I need an 'f'.

  6. lol, I didn't notice that.

    Just looking after the interests of one of my former Alliances. I'd hate for something unfortunate to occur...... as it often does on Planet Bob.

    *W_A_R checks over his shoulder again and fingers his scabbard. Throws Pingu another fillet with his spare hand.

  7. I'm not sure if it has been mentioned earlier in this marvellous thread about this very exciting announcement of orange love, but might I suggest that CON be noted as the Confederation of Organized Nations rather than the Confederation of Orange Nations. I'd hate for a little technical hitch to occur <looks over shoulder> and CON failed to get some of this mutual Orange admiration.

    *W_A_R throws Pingu a very tasty grouper fillet.

  8. Turning to the sound of the new arrivals, *W_A_R looked at the rather attractive female director/detective sweeping through the crowd of onlookers. She had determination drawn on her face, a look that she undoubtedly had countless times before. A young woman with a will to succeed. How well she might succeed with the very eclectic patrons of the Cyberverse Teahouse was anyone's guess. Certainly it would be a challenge.

    *W_A_R blinked and shook out the very unprofessional thoughts that were forming in his mind. The director/detective looked all business and probably didn't have the free time to join him for champagne, mangos and nectarines ...... in a bath. "Perhaps if I could just distract the plushie.... NO! That is inappropriate."

    Director Sayuri Amchitka of Procinctia’s Central Bureau of Investigation looked over the corpse of LadyDakota, murmuring to herself and intermitently making notes into a voicecorder. Several of the Director's underlings started to work the crowd away from the crime scene, and grouping people for interviews.

    With a frown creasing his brow, *W_A_R walked to the bar and ordered a single malt scotch. He felt it was time for a stiff drink. He had liked LadyDakota; her resolve in the face of adversity, her sweet southern manners. There was no doubt she had her enemies. She had several groups displeased with her recent activities. He hoped that the Teahouse bar and larder were well stocked. It was going to be a very long night.

  9. There was a scream in the Tea House, followed by the sound of breaking crockery. The cries of alarm rang out mixed with the clatter of bootsteps .

    *W_A_R hurried to find what had interrupted the quiet nap he was having in one of the exceptionally comfortable club chairs.

    As he pressed himself through the gathered crowd, W_A_R's boot crunched on a shard of china cup. "Bugger!" he thought to himself. As if his footwear wasn't worn enough. As he got to the front W_A_R noticed a body of a woman on the ground. A pool of blood was already congealing around her limp form. Several wounds could be seen through the lady's bodice. This was unmistakably murder.

    A waiter turned the woman over so she could be identfied. A murmur of shock rippled through the bystanders as people recognised the victim. It was LadyDakota.

    A voice shouted out. "Don't anyone leave this teahouse! Staff members please lock the doors and let no one in or out! We will need to question all present here."

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