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W_A_R

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  1. *giggles and smiles at W_A_R*

    Thank you kind sir. I damn near clicked my delete button on my nation this week. I guess it's a good thing I didn't, so I wouldn't miss out on this occasion.

    *sips out of her flask*

    My good LadyDakota, it seems that you are the focus of some unseemly rumour and innuendo; It appears to go as far as some assaults on your rather marvellous personage. I extend my sympathy to you and will see if I can intercede in some manner.

    *W_A_R hobbles off, rubbing his strained groin and hamstring.

  2. May GOLD continue to live in our memories as what she was and not what she became.

    It is nice a few still remember old W_A_R (He is absent from any mention in the GOLD wiki, which might reflect the true level of involvement he had in the Alliance. :( )

  3. *W_A_R stumbles with the large garden parasol, straining his shoulder and tearing his linen trousers at the crotch. In his endeavour to retain his balance (and some level of dignity) he swings the parasol in a 180 degree turn, in the process collecting several waiters. He reverses the turn, careens through some tables and chairs and at the conclusion of a series of hops, gently rests the umbrella so it shades LadyDakota.

    I must say that was far more difficult than I expected.

  4. *W_A_R rejoins the party on the croquet lawn.

    I'd like to stand on the sidelines for the first round if I may? I will of course offer words of encouragement to the players.

    Would you like me to bring the garden parasol across to you LadyDakota? You look rather flushed and the sun is rather fierce at the moment.

  5. Well, if you put it like that... You don't happen to have any about your person, do you?

    In other news, decorum and courtesy are good.

    *W_A_R tosses Pingu some specially smoked CON herring.

    Decorum and Courtesy are essential ingredients for any discussion, even if it is in the form of constructive criticism.

    *W_A_R licks his fingers.

  6. El Bruc has one of the best mentors in diplomacy at the CON through our venerated, nay even revered, member, Machiabelly.

    It is nice to see El Bruc join the CON; our marvellous orange coveralls better suit his personality than the \m/antle he wore previously.

  7. *starts feeling the effects of excessive tea consumption*

    Ladies and gentlemen, please do excuse me for the moment. I would be pleased to join you shortly of the croquet lawn.

    Mr Erik, that cognac sounds like a splendid idea.

    *strides off to the conveniences*

  8. *W_A_R offers his condolences to LadyDakota and signals to the burly doormen.

    I'm sure that you can find a new home milady. Just bear with us for a moment while we create more civilised surroundings.

    *The doomen disarm Benjamin1776 and escort him to the rear exit of the teahouse.

    Ah! This is much more pleasant.

    *Sips tea.

  9. Thank you Toich.

    I believe the Australians lost to the Pakistanis, with their captain out with injury from the game. That means they need to beat Ceylon to qualify for the semi-finals. It makes an entertaining competition this twenty/twenty stuff, but it is nothing on the tactical and subtle elegance of a test match.

    *W_A_R smiles as LadyDakota's eyes glaze over.

    Perhaps more tea for everyone?

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