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W_A_R

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  1. *W_A_R enters the room, trips and then farts in his effort to regain his balance.....

    Err....ummmm .... do pardon me...... is there a pot of PG Tips somewhere? I could do with a spot of refreshment.

    *W_A_R glances around the room hoping that the guests did not notice his rather inelegant entrance. Is that LadyDakota wrinkling her nose?

  2. My congratulations to my fellow members in CON on this achievement. I am regretably late in acknowledging it as I mislaid my trousers. I vaguely recollect having them on when I was walking past an alley, from which a vision of loveliness materialised and commenced beckoning me in a most seductive and alluring manner. Now let me say that I am a red-blooded male but I made the clear assumption that the lady in question was needing some assistance in changing a flat tyre, something that I have a modicum of experience in. I made this assumption based on the tyre iron and lug wrench she was holding in her spare hand. I followed her up the alley, when I was about to ask her where her car was ... and that is all I remember, having painful ache on the back of my head in the place of my trousers. I may have slipped over.

    She was quite lovely.... I hope someone managed to change her tyre for her. Perhaps I will see her again sometime.

  3. My humble apologies to the Order of the Black Rose in my belated extention of my wholehearted congratulations to Her Royal Majesty Queen AterAtra and her subjects, the most honourable knights, squires and pages of the Order. Regretably my abilty to scribe was lost to me (OOC- having a bugger of a time getting validated on this new forum!), not through the excessive consumption of spiritous liquor as many might presume, but from the misplacing of my parchments and quills.

    I am now appropriately equiped to convey my courtesies on your grand achievement. May the Queen's reign be long and prosperous.

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