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  1. *W_A_R grasps at his throat with a look that suggests a combination of horror and astonishment.

    "Who is trying to poison me!" he splutters. "I said single malt scotch, not this blended rubbish!"

    Placing his glass on the bar *W_A_R signals to the now quaking barman. "Bring me a PG Tips, drop of milk, NO sugar, and do it NOW!"

    The barman scampers off to fill the order.

    *W_A_R turns his back to the bar and surveys the scene. He fixes his best smile to his face and acknowledges several acquaintances in the cowd. A leggy brunette captures his attention. Her shiny mane reflects the subdued lighting of the teahouse. Long eyeslashes flicker. Her lips peel back to show off her excellent teeth. Her stature and stance suggested high breeding. Many men and some women eyed her jealously. *W_A_R decided that he must have her. He walked across the room to the object of his desire and whispered quietly. He caressed her neck and then stroked her rump. He had to have this horse.

  2. Yup, I can tie a bowline up there with the best of 'em!

    Just remember - Form the rabbit hole; the rabbit runs up out of its hole, around the back of the tree, and down into its hole again. ^_^

    I hope you can find a nice little sanctuary somewhere WC; It would be a shame to lose you from Planet Bob. Perhaps the Tyberion Covenant might like to take on your guardianship so you can 'rehabilitate' yourself in the eyes of the Orders et al.

    On topic - Bad, bad lcdt.

  3. *W_A_R rolls his eyes while slowly shaking his head.

    There was a time, back in my young days in Vijar, where we would deal with habitual recidivists in a 'less than humane' manner. I am far older now, and I have managed to cobble together some shreds of mercy; but it remains in very short supply.

  4. W_A_R enters the thread making sure his boots are clean and weapons sheathed and hung in the place provided for that purpose.

    I extend my congratulations to the successful candidates in the recent elections. Those candidates that were not so fortunate will no doubt have much to contribute in other ways to help the long term prosperity and security of the Greenland Republic.

    W_A_R looks for a brandy to take the chill from his bones.

  5. OOC - I must change my ruler name (maybe). Hang on a minute! I've been here longer. Much longer!. !

    IC -

    I demand that this Alliance of W.A.R. makes appropriate compensation to me for the spurious misappropriation of my name and good reputation! Using periods in place of underscore is a laughable exercise in disguising the theft.

    A monthly licence fee of 500 tech is considered benevolent under the circumstances, along with appropriate recognition everytime a public announcement is made using MY name!

    *W_A_R's left eye twitches uncontrollably in the utter fury of the impugned.

    W_A_R of Vijar

    Hrrruuummmmmppphhhh - I may just let you slide at the moment, but be warned! ;)

    P.S. Congratulations on the treaty with TAE.

  6. Ah.... many spring to mind, but most are of those that one talks to or works with.

    Many of the former GOLD members due to my Carrot Cake Journals and I will reflect on them for a moment;

    Prince Edward Island (Machiabelly)

    Nationalvania (Strungout / BJ Walsh)

    Vladneirmarkov (Czar Aleksander)

    Evil Monkey (Simian) Empire (EMATO)

    S.N.C.F.W. (Thomas20)

    Nuevo Cabezon (EB)

    Hades Realm (General Ego)

    Silent (Silent_01)

    Shilo (Left Behind)

    Toichmenistan (Toichus Maximus)

    Pilchmenistan (El Pilch)

    Just to name a few. But like many others, most nations are remembered for their ruler's name / forum name rather than their nation.

    Edit - for spelling.

  7. toiletthingxe9.jpg

    Off topic - Is it only me, or do others find the above image slightly disturbing? I have heard that Josef Thorne has the bedroom model; what he uses it for can only send shivers of fear through the faint-of-heart.

    On topic - I always though of Dilber more of a minor deity type, Pan for example.

    EDIT - I had to buy a 'b'.

  8. May I extend my personal congratulations to you, AngryRaccoon, on your ascension to the throne of the Black Peace Society.

    I and no doubt the other members of the Order of the Black Rose, including Her Majesty Queen AterAtra, The Black Rose, (albeit I am never so presumptious to speak in Her Majesty's name without her grant) look forward to furthering the stability and long term prosperity of the Black Sphere.

    May your reign be long and successful.

  9. Attacking someone with 2,635 posts on the forum = bad idea.

    Ah, but Derek, there is a thing to be said for Quality over Quantity.

    If popularity and support was measured by the number of post one makes...... well, dare I point the finger to those who post because they enjoy feeling the words rush over their palate more than making a salient comment.

    This however, does not suggest I consider Smallfrog to be a member of that group.

  10. *W_A_R groans from the sudden weight of pointless exchanges in the Teahouse. He morosely looks to the bottom of his old fashioned glass wishing that the ice and scotch miraculously increased in level.

    *Returns LadyDakota's embrace.

    Too much talk and not enough corpses perhaps?

  11. I offer my sincere sympathies to The Phoenix Federation during this time. Being a nation on Digiterra provides several sources of enjoyment -

    Nation building on Digiterra itself;

    Fellowship, political intrigue, participation, etc on these very forums; and

    Fellowship, political intrigue, participation, etc on one's Alliance's forums (or another Alliance's as the case might be).

    Depriving others from the enjoyment of these activities (other than by means that which is considered within the bounds of acceptable behaviour), is a cowardly and dishonourable act.

    I hope that TPF can identify the culprit(s) and exact appropriate compensation.

    I cordially invite TPF members to visit us at The Order of the Black Rose to enjoy fellowship and refreshments in our very own 'sobriety-challenged' venue, The Rocking Rose Inn and Tavern at http://z10.invisionfree.com/BlackRoseOrder/. Perhaps you may be fortunate enough to meet Her Majesty, Queen AterAtra, The Black Rose, during one of your visits. I understand Her Majesty is partial to a sweet pastry and nip of fine brandy from the Inn.

    In Service,

    Page W_A_R of Vijar

    The Order of the Black Rose

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