Chysil Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Ask my trade partners and the people I do tech deals with, I am a nice, mind your own business kind of nation. Shorty after we decided to switch to orange team, I find myself bombarded by the Fark alliance. I did not do anything to deserve this, and yet the bloodthirsty Farkers took no prisoners, and at the upper end of my nations strength invaded my homeland. What did I do? Why did they do this sudden and unprovoked attack? I thought they were bigger men than this. but it appears they enjoy to randomly pick on a small African alliance. I still don't know what I did to deserve this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta1212 Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 I'm guessing it's because of all the wars you and your friend launched against them with things like "Our Alliance Wants To Die" and "lol were dead" as the war reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Z Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 (edited) So when is attacking other Fark nations considered an "unprovoked attack"? Did you really think they'd sit idle and just watch? Plus Yaks are an endangered species, you monster! Edited September 22, 2009 by Big Z Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Ozujsko Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Haha. You lost the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chysil Posted September 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 I really don't know what you are talking about. I see this as an unprovoked attack by a larger alliance simply wishing to push their dominance on us little guys. Why so mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treygreen13 Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Ask my trade partners and the people I do tech deals with, I am a nice, mind your own business kind of nation. Shorty after we decided to switch to orange team, I find myself bombarded by the Fark alliance. I did not do anything to deserve this, and yet the bloodthirsty Farkers took no prisoners, and at the upper end of my nations strength invaded my homeland. What did I do? Why did they do this sudden and unprovoked attack? I thought they were bigger men than this. but it appears they enjoy to randomly pick on a small African alliance. I still don't know what I did to deserve this Citizens of Niger, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 (edited) I can guarantee this will head one of two ways: 1) You did something stupid that put you in this position and you'll get burned to the ground. 2) This was in no way a sanctioned attack on you by Fark and the offenders will get what's coming to them from their alliance. Well, let's sit back and see what happens, eh? And Delta clears it up before I can even bother to check. Well then. Have fun Fark. Also, I really hope you're in Defcon 3 because of getting it spied that way. Anything else would be completely ridiculous. Edited September 22, 2009 by Locke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chysil Posted September 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 but an admin is involved in the attacks. Clearly this is a racist and discriminatory hate crime, lead by the leaders of Fark hoping to silence us with military might before our story is told Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Scian Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Because FARK is evil and likes killing babies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chysil Posted September 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Citizens of Niger, please. Please what? What do you want from us? Is this because you want to dance like us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chysil Posted September 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Because FARK is evil and likes killing babies. The grieving mothers of our country know this statement is to true, or they would if Fark hadn't plundered them and brought them to their home countries to cook and clean for them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilien Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Citizens of Niger, please. No posts necessary following this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nippy Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Citizens of Niger, please. thread won. Seriously, brilliant post. Also, I noticed the attack on Yak when I was hunting unaligneds, and just shook my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaghul Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 but an admin is involved in the attacks. Clearly this is a racist and discriminatory hate crime, lead by the leaders of Fark hoping to silence us with military might before our story is told I'm calling BS on this and saying that this isn't just some noobish complaint, you know exactly what you're doing and trying to play us all for fools. Fortunately it's failing miserably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Ask my trade partners and the people I do tech deals with, I am a nice, mind your own business kind of nation. Shorty after we decided to switch to orange team, I find myself bombarded by the Fark alliance. I did not do anything to deserve this, and yet the bloodthirsty Farkers took no prisoners, and at the upper end of my nations strength invaded my homeland. What did I do? Why did they do this sudden and unprovoked attack? I thought they were bigger men than this. but it appears they enjoy to randomly pick on a small African alliance. I still don't know what I did to deserve this I can't picture Fark going out of their way to ruin your day for no reason unless you screwed with them first. And that looks to be the case. Enjoy your ZI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 This thread made me think of UME. Anyone else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chysil Posted September 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 How many more must perish under the iron fark fist of doom before people realize I was not kidding. Some day, when you are hiding underneath your desk, listening to your family getting brutally beaten by Fark soldier you will think "Chysil was right! Why didn't I listen to him?" And you'll hear footsteps enter the room and you'll pray to your god or gods that they don't find you... but they will Fark will show no mercy. We are but the Poland in world war 2... you guys need to stop appeasing these monsters and stand up against them, or else when you finally do stand it will be in a river of your family's blood and tears Why Fark? WHY????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWAT128 Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Fark hasn't met this month's quota of oppressing small alliances yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 How many more must perish under the iron fark fist of doom before people realize I was not kidding.Some day, when you are hiding underneath your desk, listening to your family getting brutally beaten by Fark soldier you will think "Chysil was right! Why didn't I listen to him?" And you'll hear footsteps enter the room and you'll pray to your god or gods that they don't find you... but they will Fark will show no mercy. We are but the Poland in world war 2... you guys need to stop appeasing these monsters and stand up against them, or else when you finally do stand it will be in a river of your family's blood and tears Why Fark? WHY????? Let me just say this right now: you are really bad at attention whoring. It's already getting boring. While watching a train wreck can be entertaining, it's only so long before that joy loses its luster. My suggestion? Get better at attention whoring and give us a real show on your way to ZI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chysil Posted September 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Let me just say this right now: you are really bad at attention whoring. It's already getting boring. While watching a train wreck can be entertaining, it's only so long before that joy loses its luster. My suggestion? Get better at attention whoring and give us a real show on your way to ZI. From a nation that can't seem to decide if they want to mate with cats or women, I'll take that as a compliment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GopDrager Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Please Fark, don't hurt Viridia when you're done with these people! Please, I beg you. I don't want Randomly Jim's foot on my throat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essenia Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 (edited) My advice: think of a catchy phrase that can be used to condemn Fark. Max337 may have disappeared from the cyberverse long ago, but his legacy lives on through the classic accusation that "they [the GOONS] ascend via the unjust path." If you think of a similarly amusing epithet you bring laughter to many people even after you have departed this world. Edited September 22, 2009 by Essenia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 (edited) From a nation that can't seem to decide if they want to mate with cats or women, I'll take that as a compliment Oooh, a tough guy I see. I like that spirit. It will serve you well, I assure you. Also, I wasn't aware that nations could mate with anything. This brings about...interesting prospects. /me begins to study some maps. Edited September 23, 2009 by Locke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 This reminds me of the time a rogue called TOOL bullies for suggesting that the guy pay reps for hitting our nation. I even blogged about that one. Also reminds me of Rebbilon. Chysil, you started this crap, and you know what they say - a person reaps what he/she sows. Perhaps I have to screenshot your alliance's war screen to give any doubters or fence-sitters the irrefutable proof of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chysil Posted September 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 confused about a woman... confused about a cat... I see your parents did not teach you well. No hear of birds and bees? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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