Chysil

Do I need to explain the irony of someone calling me an attention whore who used all caps in one sentence, 2 smileys and as many paragraphs as the OP? Not even going to touch you title and sig, because I don't need to. I love the people that you don't even have to try to dis them, you just point at them and they do all the work for you. Especially useful for someone lazy like me

Some of soldiers that pillaged my tiny african country had Wickedj tattooed on their arms. We asked what is that and they kill us. Very mean people in your country

I'd vote for me

seeing as we were looking to attack an alliance that would stir up an interesting post and end in our comical death... I'd say I picked quite well, thanks for the compliment

In all seriousness though, after I sold off all my infrastructure, have 0 troops and zero infrastructure... I had a very large laugh about getting bombed (he destroyed nothing because there was nothing to destroy), and also laughed at how they spent money to spy op me... I mean I can see attacking, since it's not like it costs anything, but spy ops? That's basically pissing away decent chunks of money... thanks for the fun fark, the few citizens that remain are now using rocks and sticks to fight to the death over who gets to cannibalize the other, but I still have a lot of money apparently from a TV and Photo contract by national geographic so desperate old guys can stare at our women (or men) who only wear a loin cloth

i sold off all my infrastructure and won a battle with 25 infra... that's what I found funny... and I told them I don't care I'm not "seeking peace" I'm going to delete my nation and told them that if they wanted to declare peace I'd send them the tech and delete so tey wouldn't have to take the time to kill me. ------------------------------------ and one nuke is a lot at our level, maybe in the high up levels of nation strength 1 nuke isn't much, but the fact nukes are even involved at this level is kind of crazy. nice try, you failed when you assumed we cared and aren't just having fun messing with fark

I sold off all my infra (but was still able to hilariously get a battle victory) the funny story is that my alliance mate is still kicking even after one nuke. He wanted to send this message out to fark if they wanted to call a peace: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTUiusIDO0At=7m00s

haha I'll accept my destruction, or if they'd rather we can declare peace and I'll send them my tech before I delete since we did send them into anarchy I got a good laugh, and finally had some fun i this game for the first time in 4 months

In all seriousness, this is a final hurrah for a boring game. So, fark, if you feel like bombing us into the stone age, that's cool. If not we are deleting anyways, just thought it'd be good for a laugh

so you admit that we are peace loving, so you guys WERE the aggressors

so is that a yes?

I wish to crush small peace loving alliances, may I join Fark?

Attention Fark alliance members. Due to the death of our leader we would like to offer peace. We would also like to transfer over his life savings to you to make sure things between our alliances are smoothed over. Please PM me your bank account information so we can put this ugly mess behind us.

translation - learn to live with it, it won't ever change

I sent my soldiers out to hunt for food because my citizens were starving. Fark come and say "haha you guys die, you have stick, we have gun. Bam" It's boarderline cheating to have an alliance anyways, and then fark ruthlessly hunts the smaller guys and attacks them. I was inactive and on centsports when I saw "Fark vs The Little Guys" (edit: the money line was +600 for us) bet was available to take and I was like "Oh noes, my women"

Yak wants to be my friend... right Yak?

do you want to be my friend?

Fresh from the frontlines documentary "The Night I Was Farked" http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7269/evilfarker.jpg

you send foreign aid to me? Help me defend against incoming fark horde?

I wonder why? http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/8643/proofop.jpg

No, it would be silly to attack fark. Luckily I was smarter than that.

They will do no good. Fark got into my account to have me attack people just so they could get 6 wars on me. Any screenshots you post would obviously be doctored and bolding my name doesn't make it true fark has obviously gotten to you. I feel for your loss

confused about a woman... confused about a cat... I see your parents did not teach you well. No hear of birds and bees?

From a nation that can't seem to decide if they want to mate with cats or women, I'll take that as a compliment