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The Bastion of the Pacific: part one

"Starboard, ten degrees!" The King breathed in the fresh air of the blessed islands as the trade winds whipped up the banners of his flagship into a frenzy. It spiritually rejuvenated him to return to these islands, his sovereign kingdom, his mighty people. He felt as if the mighty rock of Diamond Head was slowly approaching his ship, and its beauty and majesty was a humbling reminder that God, and not himself, was the true Father of his people. He frowned. The True People would only hold domin

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Funniest Social Media videos

Post your funniest publicly visible social media videos (Facebook, Instagram, etc) https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1206706626023598&pnref=story (funny side chick call-back) https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=796694323676075&pnref=story (Slightly NSFW Dragon Ball Z, refers to vagina) https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=724640980921374 (WWF in da club) https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=833813053331526 (Man kicking dog cage) https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=82906740

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Tywin Lannister and the Channel of #D00M

[08:08] Topic for #d00msquad: Welcome to Doom Squad's official and public channel! | Please check out our forums at http://d00msquad.forumotion.com | IRC Commands: http://!@#$%*.com/raw.php?i=qvyeih5U | Now with more pink | Type !votehelp for help [08:08] Topic set by Ghost [Wed Dec 31 2014 11:13:57] [08:08] Mode: [+v Tywin_Lannister] by ChanServ [08:08] Channel modes: [+mntrR] [08:08] Channel created: Wed Sept 24 2014 16:24:50 [08:08] Users: [Total: 20, Admins: 1, Ops:

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The Techmarillion Part 1: The Music of Admin

There was Kevin, the One, who in CN is called Admin, and he made first the moderators, who were offspring of his thought, and they sang before him, and he was glad. And they created a music that began with each moderator alone creating a tune, and it joined together as a great music, and the music went forth into the void, and it was not void. And soon, the Nation Rulers came into the song, and the Light of Admin filled the void and gave it substance. And all the Nation Rulers that are, and wer

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CN Redemption Song

Old Pacifica, yes, they EZI; Disband I to the prison ships, MMonths after they took I From the GATO-1V conflict But my hand was made strong By the hand of the Almighty. We flowered in this generation Triumphantly. Won't you help to sing These songs of freedom? - 'Cause all I ever have: Redemption songs; Redemption songs. Emancipate yourselves from lulzist slavery; None but ourselves can free our minds. Have no fear for top tier enemy, 'Cause none of them can stop the time. How l

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Freedom is a Lie

Freedom is not Freedom Freedom is a Lie Freedom is self delusion In the Stream of Time Chaos is called Freedom Chaos is a Lie It is the State of Nature And there does Freedom Die Open to Manipulation Blinded by our Pride Believing we make Choices Lost inside the Tide Real Freedom is in Order Submission of our Will Defy the Tyranny of Stars Until our Hearts are Stil

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Inspiration of the Lannister Facter

You might remember my Bill O'Reilly parody a while back "The Lannister Factor," I was inspired to do it after watching this music video by Chamillionaire. It's hilarious, check it out

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Playing to win

How many people in government, or who have previously been in government, actually play to win, using strategy to consolidate power? I've noticed a tendency of people becoming senior government and simply freezing themselves in position, opposing any sort of ambition. I think part of this problem is that OOC/IC lines have become blurred and people are afraid of being considered "power hungry" or overly ambitious. For my part, I have no shame in craving power in an IC fashion. According to my id

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Kiwini Vaitai - Hard times

Great song about modern life in Hawaii. Alot of people on the mainland can probably relate too. If you never heard Hawaiian/Jawaiian music and like how this sounds, let me know and I can hook you up with the best local artists and music.

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LoSS Treaty Web Generator

Finished 90% of necessary treaty updates to the LoSS treaty web generator, however, I am looking for more updates that must be made. If you notice any major treaties missing, please post the following in this blog or PM me: *Alliances involved *Treaty name *Link to treaty announcement or document This is important; an updated treaty web allows all nations to quickly understand the treaty web situation, leading to improved global political education and stability. Mahalo!

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The Cybernations Little Red Book Edition 2

THE CYBERNATIONS LITTLE RED BOOK INTRODUCTION: A PLEA FOR LENINIST INTOLERANCE An OOC article discussing hegemonic ideology and related topics CHAPTER 1: VLADIMIRIST-FRANCOISM *The Meaning of Freedom 2007: Vladimir's primary work sharing material analysis in CN *The Sage and the Student 2007: OPArsenal's story sharing the principles of Autocratic Democracy *Despotic Primitivism: Idealism in Decay 2008: Vladimir's critique of Vox Populi *The Outwards Spiral 2008: Vladimir's first work

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Foreign Affairs Primer Part 2

Foreign Affairs is the best part of CN. Beginning as a diplomat, one can establish global networks from ones position representing the alliance. With time and skill, you can eventually help control the events and happenings of entire alliances. Foreign Affairs staff A good foreign affairs staff is both hierarchical and collaborative in nature. Although sensitive matters are generally handled by high government, the rest of the foreign affairs staff is equally important. An active and coordinat

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Favorite Quotes on Righteous Order

I recommend enjoying the music in the video while reading these quotes. “Seeing the glass as half empty is more positive than seeing it as half full. Through such a lens the only choice is to pour more. That is righteous pessimism.” Criss Jami "Far better is to have a stout heart always and suffer one's share of evils, than to be ever fearing what may happen." Herodotus “Growth for the sake of growth is the i

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Death Note

Not really into anime most of the time, but Death Note is an interesting series available on youtube. Anyone who thinks allowing absolute power to be concentrated in the hands of one man, regardless of how "good" or "just" he is, should check it out. I've gotten to episode 7 and so far the series is about two very intelligent men: One receives a magic book of death, and one who opposes him. The first episode.

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CubaQuerida interview commentary

I'm going to briefly analyze the relevant portions of CubaQuerida's answers to Lord Hershey's answers. I took a look at our collection of semi-organized, underachieving nations and sat them all down after our most successful set of wars in history. I then said to them, “We’ve stopped being a rogue group no one understands. We've become something unstoppable. We have become a Community.” This paragraph on DBDC's series of raids throughout the Mushqaeda and Disorder war reveals his interest

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How DBDC wants to structure their New World Order

This pyramidal structure quickly explains the "God Emperor" CubaQuerida's plans for world domination. Whereas the Revolutionary Order Party seeks a politically based, egalitarian model of world peace, DBDC craves the power of subjugation and hierarchy. DBDC, lead by CubaQuerida, endorses Doomism, a cult-like agenda determined to enslave the lower-tier nations of the world. It recognizes the threat posed by an egalitarian revolution-inspired Polardoxia which defeated Neo-Imperial

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From: An Annoucement from the Nordeich-Non Grata Front

So will DBDC continue to attack UPN, a key ally of both TOP and Polar? Or is CubaQuerida merely bluffing? Will the Coalition unite in a defensive union against Doomism, or is Stewie right about most upper tier nations lacking balls? Source: An Annoucement from the Nordeich-Non Grata Front

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LNN two-part analysis of the peace agreement

The Lannister Factor is on! Tonight: Emperor Farrin finally sees reason after defiance! But why are NG and NoR still at war? Tonight we will tell you in a no-spin zone talking points memo. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aloha, I am Tywin Lannister, and thank you for joining us tonight. Emperor Farrin of the New Pacific Order

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The Tywin Factor: Monday News Roundup

Tonight on the Factor! The NSO Coalition shatters! After months of tough talk GATO, ODN, TLR surrender! What this means for the future of NPO. Also, the Revolutionary Order Party -- and a rival -- announce their existence. Thank you for joining us tonight on the Lannister Factor. Over the course of the last month, the Lannister Factor projected that the NSO coalition would shatter if Polar coalition showed unyielding resolve. As expected, the NSO coalition has finally cr

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Talking Points Memo: Farrin's PR offensive

The Lannister Factor is on! Tonight: Emperor Farrin remains defiant in the face of defeat! Why prolong the war and refuse to negotiate? Tonight we will tell you in a no-spin talking points memo. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aloha, I am Tywin Lannister, and thank you for joining us tonight. Emperor Farrin of the New Pacifi

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