Samwise Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 (edited) War Doves Declaration of War Here's something you haven't seen since 2015... a War Doves DoW!! Intel reports have shown that Wile Coyote has gone undercover and infiltrated the War Doves alliance: We have received intel that he has taken Kurdanak hostage... This is unacceptable. War Doves hereby declares a state of war with the Digital Combat Soldiers! Operation: RescueKurdanak is now underway! Stats! Digital Combat Soldiers: Members: 6 Strength: 197,944.00 Avg. NS: 32,990.67 Infra: 31,643.56 Tech: 3,850.35 Nukes: 12 War Doves: Members: 5 Strength: 142,550.88 Avg. NS: 28,510.176 Infra: 24,531.22 Tech: 2,426.34 Nukes: 11 Edited January 5, 2018 by Samwise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiredGun Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 Nice dow Enjoy yourselves out there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bajoran Federation Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 Good luck to both sides! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samwise Posted January 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Kurdanak said: Dude, I'm ded. If SBG accidentally spying my nukes didn't kill me, this did. I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne World Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 (edited) WE ARE UNDER ATTACK Their Theme Song as their fighters fly over our school yards Edited January 5, 2018 by Wayne World my cheerios got soggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL Bundy Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 Good to see a War Doves declare again! Good luck to both great alliances! Al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaBeeGipson Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 9 hours ago, Samwise said: SBG accidentally spying my nukes LOLOL, just gotta put me on blast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne World Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 THis is hard proof that War Doves were working with the UN I love what it says behind them Undevelopment Program Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samwise Posted January 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Wayne World said: THis is hard proof that War Doves were working with the UN I love what it says behind them Undevelopment Program These allegations are false! Edited January 6, 2018 by Samwise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL Bundy Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 This is great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samwise Posted January 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 (edited) Here's a RL clip of me taking Monkieman around for his first nuke-o-treating, only to find out Wile didn't have a MP. Congrats to Monkie on his first nuking! They grow up so fast! Edited January 7, 2018 by Samwise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne World Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 "Here's a RL clip of me taking Monkieman around for his first nuke-o-treating, only to find out Wile didn't have a MP. " I bought my MP the day war started In the words Of President Trump My Button is bigger than yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne World Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 Let me introduce the War Doves tk3rdegree NerfWrangler Belisarius and Monkieman00 JesusChrist . Princess Samwise From a galaxy far far away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne World Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 As the War Dove Speak to the UN about peace on planet Steve Al Bundy is found running spy missions on the Birds Hired Gun attempts to promote unrest between Kevin Bacon and his brother BLT Does any of this bother DCS no because we had our Bird flu Shots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samwise Posted January 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 6 hours ago, Wayne World said: Let me introduce the War Doves tk3rdegree NerfWrangler Belisarius and Monkieman00 JesusChrist . Princess Samwise From a galaxy far far away You forgot Kurdanak. That's okay. 3 days into the war and we have finally found where Kurd's being held. The Lake of Whizdom was truly unfortunate, but hopefully we can pull Kurd away from his dance party fast enough to bring him home. Also, those countless trophies are Kurd's "Most Aircraft Destroyed In A War" awards. One for every time I told him to quit buying so much AF, only to have him later tell me he spent all his warchest causing me to headdesk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne World Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 You forgot Kurdanak ops sorry KURDANAK in battle Armour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne World Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 Only 2 days remain I think we have them where we want them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL Bundy Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 On 1/6/2018 at 9:54 PM, Wayne World said: "Here's a RL clip of me taking Monkieman around for his first nuke-o-treating, only to find out Wile didn't have a MP. " I bought my MP the day war started In the words Of President Trump My Button is bigger than yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaBeeGipson Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 Here we see Wile trying to infiltrate Christmas (Have you no shame? What about the children?) Our counter-intelligency agents discovered the "would-be" Santa running around the mall, handing toys WITH OUT batteries to children, and began holding up a poster asking people if they had seen this bird. Our operatives were unable to recover the poster before Wile ran, falling off a nearby cliff. A bystander took the following photo. We are unaware at the current time of the true purpose of this infiltration, but we believe he may be trying to destroy the evidence of our knowledge on Kurd's location. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne World Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 I suggest looking here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurds#/media/File:Kurdish-inhabited_area_by_CIA_(1992).jpg And to also clear up LISTEN TO ME GOOD I never had a relationship with that Kurd "monica lewinsky" Now I have to get back to the business of the people of DCS As for your Christmas comments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne World Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS There is nothing to see here On 1/9/2018 at 10:44 AM, SeaBeeGipson said: Here we see Wile trying to infiltrate Christmas (Have you no shame? What about the children?) Our counter-intelligency agents discovered the "would-be" Santa running around the mall, handing toys WITH OUT batteries to children, and began holding up a poster asking people if they had seen this bird. Our operatives were unable to recover the poster before Wile ran, falling off a nearby cliff. A bystander took the following photo. We are unaware at the current time of the true purpose of this infiltration, but we believe he may be trying to destroy the evidence of our knowledge on Kurd's location. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne World Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 (edited) SeaBeeGipson works for WDNPR War Doves National Public Radio FAKE NEWS By the way SeaBeeGipson I notice the the leader of IRON Nation Name:SeaBee Sex Bot Is there something that you would like to tells us???? Edited January 10, 2018 by Wayne World Reason for edit I had gas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne World Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 As the war ended today I want to recolonize the War Doves for what I feel was an up-declare. Look forward in the future going to war with them. Of course not before I clean up all the bird dropping they left behind. They have rightfully posted a sign about don't drink the water at the Lake of Whizdom Salute War Doves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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