HappyTheHobo Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 (edited) Seven Drunken FarkersAs I went home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be,I saw a bum outside the door where no old bum should be.Well, I called the OWF and I said to them: Will you kindly tell to meWho is that bum outside the door where no old bum should be?Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old Fark,So drunk you can not see.That's just CountryMouse that Fark erected seeWell, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or moreBut a person sure who would vote for CountryMouse I never saw before!And as I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be,I saw some pants up on the line where my old pants should be.Well, I called the OWF and I said to them: Will you kindly tell to meWho owns them pants up on the line where my old pants should be?Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old Fark,So drunk you can not see.Those belong to Rampage3 that Fark erected seeWell, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or moreBut Rampage3 owning pants I never saw before!And as I went home on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be,I saw a meme up on the screen where my old meme should be.Well, I called the OWF and I said to them: Will you kindly tell to meWhat is this meme up on the screen where my old meme should be?Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old Fark,So drunk you can not see.That's a pic of bmckenna that Fark erected seeWell, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or moreBut bmckenna in a taco hat I never saw before!And as I went home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be,I saw Dos Equis inside the fridge where my Yuengling should be.Well, I called the OWF and I said to them: Will you kindly tell to meWhy's Dos Equis inside the fridge where my Yuengling should be?Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old Fark,So drunk you can not see.That belongs to one_eighty_two that Fark erected seeWell, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or moreBut one_eighty_two affording good beer I never saw before!And as I went home on Friday night as drunk as drunk could be,I saw a head down in The Bowl where my old head should be.Well, I called the OWF and I said to them: Will you kindly tell to meWho owns that head down in The Bowl where my old head should be?Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old Fark,So drunk you can not see.That is just Rollo Gigante that Fark erected seeWell, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or moreBut Rollo Gigante finished drinking by now I never saw before!And as I went home on Saturday night as drunk as drunk could be,I saw a dove on my nation's page where a war option should be.Well, I called the OWF and I said to them: Will you kindly tell to meWho killed my wars with all you whores without you warning me?Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old Fark,So drunk you can not see.That's 905's nation page that Fark erected seeWell, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or moreBut 905 hugging his pixels I never saw before!As I went home on Sunday night as drunk as drunk could be,I saw a lad running out the back, with great agility.Well, I called the OWF and I said to them: Will you kindly tell to meWho was that lad running out the back with great agility?Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old Fark,So drunk you can not see.That was just Cable77 that Fark erected seeWell, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or moreBut Cable77 not in bed by ten I've never seen before! tl;drSubmitter:Cable77Squirrel905Council:Rollo Gigante (SotC)one_eighty_twobmckennaRampage3CoutyMoose (aka CountryMouse) Edited November 1, 2013 by Happy The Hobo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atanatar Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 Brilliant work from MiniTru. The extra sugar cube rations has paid off in spades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winston Smith Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 Brilliant work from MiniTru. The extra sugar cube rations has paid off in spades. The sugar ration was increased from 1 and a half to 1 and a quarter! o/ Minitru! Also, congrats on another sucessful erection! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta1212 Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 That middle guy looks like Ian McShane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollo Posted November 2, 2013 Report Share Posted November 2, 2013 i'm not drunk. i'm psychologically unbalanced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted November 2, 2013 Report Share Posted November 2, 2013 I see some pretty cool people in that line up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EViL0nE Posted November 2, 2013 Report Share Posted November 2, 2013 Congrats to the erected! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick GhostWolf Posted November 2, 2013 Report Share Posted November 2, 2013 it's... beautiful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmckenna Posted November 3, 2013 Report Share Posted November 3, 2013 That middle guy looks like Ian McShane. Ronnie Drew. One of my favorite voices ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted November 3, 2013 Report Share Posted November 3, 2013 needs even more 905 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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