Beauty Posted March 12, 2011 Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 [quote][center][img]http://i51.tinypic.com/ilf8tj.jpg[/img] [font="Book Antiqua"][size="7"]Zaboorian Decree of Horribility[/size][/font][/center] [size="7"][center][b]Preamble of Awfulness[/b][/center][/size] Upon reading this you recognize the nation of Zaboor and its Horribility as a Sovereign Nation of the World with its own Views. All words in this document are that of the government and only that of the government. The Government is Awful. [size="5"][center][b]Article 1: Worst Nation Ever[/b][/center][/size] Zaboor will be recognized as the worst nation in the world. We take no exceptions. We are the WORST and take pride in it. We have many qualities of being the worst and will always be. No nation may be recognized as worse than that of Zaboor, No exceptions. [size="5"][center][b]Article 2: We are Immature and Unprofessional[/b][/center][/size] All decisions from the Government of Zaboor must be deemed as Immature and Unprofessional upon their release. Any out speaks from the government that have not been ratified to be immature, unprofessional, and horrible are deemed Rebellious. Zaboor is a terrible nation and will only be known as such. [size="5"][center][b]Article 3: Imperialist Nation Ever[/b][/center][/size] While Zaboor has never and will never practice Imperialism, We deem ourselves as radical Imperialists who want only one world nation because we want to be lonely. We have no friends and want to force you to be our friends through superior firepower. We shall only be known as Imperialists for we are labeled that greatly throughout the world. [size="5"][center][b]Article 4: Never have Sovereignty[/b][/center][/size] All announcements and decrees from the Government of Zaboor have been approved by our upper link. We are not a nation, we are puppets. We have papers with alliances such as Red Dawn who dictate our every move. When a Signatory of Red Dawn does something, we must support it as we must or commit suicide for being out casts. [size="5"][center][b]Article 5: Everything must Perish[/b][/center][/size] We believe in killing our own civilians, Our civilians must be killed because they are evil and not allowed to live because they are in the horrible nation of Zaboor. While we have never killed our Civilians and never will, Red Dawn does so we must support them. Also, Every other nations civilians must die. [size="5"][center][b]Article 6: Nuclear World Ending[/b][/center][/size] The World Must End in Nuclear Warfare. We will be sure of this as we have no nuclear weapons and never will but we will assure of this as we are horrible. [size="5"][center][b]Article 7: We are Great![/b][/center][/size] Just kidding. [size="5"][center][b]Article 8: One World or None[/b][/center][/size] We support Islam overcoming the world, As we are free and have people of every religion who live in harmony. We have killed them, Even though they are free happy and alive. They are dead. [size="5"][center][b]Article 9: Red Dawn[/b][/center][/size] Red Dawn is a great bloc made of great people, This document says so. Support it or read Article 5. [size="5"][center][b]Article 10: Dumbasses[/b][/center][/size] As per this article of Zaboor's Horribleness we take pride in being the Dumbest, Most Illiterate, and Craziest Nation out there. We are horrible and intend to be. We are imperialists, immature, and unprofessionals. We are Zaboor the Horrible. [size="5"][center][b]Article 11: DERP[/b][/center][/size] We are derp. [i]Sovereign of Zaboor: Samiya Laila Vice-Sovereign of Zaboor: Abd-al-Aziz Amal Sovereign of Defense: Boutros Shahzad Sovereign of Peace: Ridwan Sa'd Sovereign of The Inside: Ahmad Fayiz Sovereign of The Money: Miraj Tamid Sovereign of The Voice: Mahmoud Baqi [/i] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted March 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 (edited) "130% of Zaboorians support this, As we only have 100% Civilians the other 30% is made of German Farmers in Canada." Edited March 12, 2011 by Rotavele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShammySocialist Posted March 12, 2011 Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 The Foreign Office of the Greater Timuridian Empire scratched their heads when this decree was broadcast to all places abroad, and called a conference together to try to ascertain the meaning of the statement "We are DERP". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VigilantWatcher Posted March 12, 2011 Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 The Commonwealth of Buryatia knew this already. We also know now you will be [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VSrnkiWaqSQ/TMdBQsCZScI/AAAAAAAAAZI/r7M0LAXkxW0/s1600/forever+alone+face.png[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurius Posted March 12, 2011 Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 "We see" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted March 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 "The Decree of Horriblity is now in effect seeing as most of the world supports it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted March 12, 2011 Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 "Zaboor is no longer recognized by the Atlas Empire." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted March 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 [quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1299953432' post='2661632'] "Zaboor is no longer recognized by the Atlas Empire." [/quote] "But this is serious." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Timmy Posted March 12, 2011 Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 (edited) Meanwhile, in Maine, not a single !@#$ was given. Edited March 12, 2011 by King Timmy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Germanic Republic Posted March 12, 2011 Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 (edited) Some freelance bloggers in the FRA wish to know how Zaboor will handle the great scientific questions of today with their GDoH. Herr Derpington writes in, "Sir Derpazaboor, tides goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that!" Edited March 12, 2011 by Germanic Republic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted March 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 "We wish to ask the world why The Atlas Empire has been the only nation to take this Serious???" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PresidentDavid Posted March 12, 2011 Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 "The United States recognizes your mental insanity; we will diagnose you shortly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lestari Posted March 12, 2011 Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 Announcement from the Xinyan Republic: "I lol'd." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iKrolm Posted March 12, 2011 Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 Selenarctos withdraws diplomatic recognition from Zaboor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markus Wilding Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 Communist Australia no longer recognizes Zaboor until a new, sane leadership is announced that can actually handle diplomatic situations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 [quote name='dotCom' timestamp='1299956022' post='2661672'] Announcement from the Xinyan Republic: "I lol'd." [/quote] Furthermore, the Xinyan Republic is also no longer recognized by the Empire for their immaturity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinoz94 Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 Nova Scotia declines to recognize Zaboor as a sane state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lestari Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 [quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1299988056' post='2662256'] Furthermore, the Xinyan Republic is also no longer recognized by the Empire for their immaturity. [/quote] Atlas Empire and Zaboor are no longer recognised as sovereign nations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Zephyr Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 "What is this, I don't even..." Official response from the MoFA of GPnS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 [quote name='dotCom' timestamp='1299988718' post='2662278'] Atlas Empire and Zaboor are no longer recognised as sovereign nations. [/quote] Another fine example of their immaturity. When one nation shuns you for your wrong doings, you must throw back the insult. The Xinyan Republic is the greatest image of a terrorist state that needs to be crushed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lestari Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 [quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1299989312' post='2662316'] Another fine example of their immaturity. When one nation shuns you for your wrong doings, you must throw back the insult. The Xinyan Republic is the greatest image of a terrorist state that needs to be crushed. [/quote] We take this as a threat. If the regional warlords who claim to control the 'Atlas Empire' make another unwise threat, or attempt to act on this threat, the punishment will be severe. Do not meddle in international politics; it is not your place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 [quote name='dotCom' timestamp='1299989899' post='2662344'] We take this as a threat. If the regional warlords who claim to control the 'Atlas Empire' make another unwise threat, or attempt to act on this threat, the punishment will be severe. Do not meddle in international politics; it is not your place. [/quote] "And what is your 'punishment'? Forcing other nations to attack and slaughter us, then you shall napalm bomb our citizens? International and regional politics are not your place. Your government would be wise to disband." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 [quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1299990499' post='2662364'] "And what is your 'punishment'? Forcing other nations to attack and slaughter us, then you shall napalm bomb our citizens? International and regional politics are not your place. Your government would be wise to disband." [/quote] "When did the Ottomans come to Atlas?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 [quote name='Sargun' timestamp='1299990898' post='2662376'] "When did the Ottomans come to Atlas?" [/quote] "Of course, referring to past war crimes obviously means we are Ottoman supporters." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 [quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1299991096' post='2662381'] "Of course, referring to past war crimes obviously means we are Ottoman supporters." [/quote] "You speak and act exactly like the Ottomans did, so from now on we shall refer to Atlas as the Ottomans." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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