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It has come to my attention that radical left-wing alliances pose a threat to the security of Planet Bob. I propose that all right-wing alliances take the following course of action:

(1) Assassinate the government officials of all Communist alliances via ceaseless, full-force attacks.
(2) Grant your members the right to use nuclear first-strike capabilities.
(3) Perform an effective blitz against all Communist alliances.
(4) Perform preemptive nuclear strikes against all nuclear-armed nations within Communist alliances or alliances that pledge to defend Communist alliances.
(5) Form an inter-alliance coalition to act as a single military force in the war against Communism.
(6) Compile ZI/PZI/EZI lists populated by the most Communistic alliance leaders.
(7) After forcing the dissolution of Communist alliance governments, impose viceroys to oversee the reformation of these alliances under right-wing governments.

Do it or I will personally steal your lunch money.

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[quote name='MarkLevin7' timestamp='1290740752' post='2523467']
Yes. I also propose using the Libertarian Socialist Federation as a trap to lure in nations that wish to be Communistic before quietly destroying them.
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Ah. That sounds like a long process, though; I'd suggest acting now, so that the world will rally in protest of the destruction of your nation at the hands of the evil Commies. Every cause needs a martyr, and Methrage is kinda busy at the moment.

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[quote name='Schad' timestamp='1290741019' post='2523472']
Ah. That sounds like a long process, though; I'd suggest acting now, so that the world will rally in protest of the destruction of your nation at the hands of the evil Commies. Every cause needs a martyr, and Methrage is kinda busy at the moment.
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It is a long process, but it would only be implemented after my first seven steps. You see, we must solve for both in the short term and the long term. In the short term we must eliminate all currently known Communists. But we must, in the long term, anticipate the arrival of more. To solve for that we institute the LSF plan.

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[quote name='James Nolan' timestamp='1290745500' post='2523534']
[color=black][size=2][font="'Courier New"]A Warning:[/font][/size][/color]

[color=black][size=2][font="'Courier New"] [/font][/size][/color]

[color=black][size=2][font="'Courier New"] This is merely astatement of ideas. [/font][/size][/color]

[color=black][size=2][font="'Courier New"] We have come to a pointwhere looking back at history and seeing the relation is not mere speculationbut an understanding of trends. Cause and effect is not a theory, it is areality. And it is one we must not avoid but take into consideration. Drasticcauses lead to drastic effects. Always. This is the case with the revolutionaryidea of communism and other strains of the disease. It is these ideas that leadto radical change. This radical change leads to the loss of liberty andfreedom. It destroys the economy and cripples it's citizens with high taxes andthe loss of independent thought. the Proletariat dream becomes a nightmare,with government watching more, spending more and controlling more. The loss ofliberty will always lead to the loss of life. This is always the case. [/font][/size][/color]

[color=black][size=2][font="'Courier New"] Trends have provenso. [/font][/size][/color]

[color=black][size=2][font="'Courier New"] It is with this logicalidea in mind that I call for an end to these radical ideas. They must neveragain be implemented and it is the responsibility of those who are free to seethat it is the People who have chosen their leaders, and that abuses willbe known and corrected. But it is with equal caution I advise those who agreewith me.[/font][/size][/color]

[color=black][size=2][font="'Courier New"] The pendulum swings bothways Gentlemen. Trends have sown us what the expansion of our form ofgovernment works. It creates war and breeds hatred and contempt for us. It isnot long before we become those we once wished to destroy. If we are to changethen we must change the hearts and minds of the people, in order, with aslittle military force as possible.[/font][/size][/color]

[color=black][size=2][font="'Courier New"] Be wise, Gentlemen.[/font][/size][/color]

[color=black][size=2][font="'Courier New"] [/font][/size][/color]

[color=black][size=2][font="'Courier New"]With Regards,[/font][/size][/color]

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This would be wonderful if so many words were not combined.

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Lolwut?

Also, LSF is not Marxist. It's LSFist.

And no, I don't appreciate this kind of humour from council members I'm mdoaped too. You see LSF has been PZied in the past and it was kinda traumatic.

Bad show.

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[quote name='Finnish Commie' timestamp='1290768715' post='2523771']
Please tell me that "the radical left-wing alliances posing a threat to the security of Planet Bob" is International. Please? We've been trying so hard to pose a threat.
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Okay, if you really insist, then you can be a radical left-wing alliance posing a threat to both my sanity and the security of Planet Bob. :wub:

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[quote name='Trikoupis' timestamp='1290767088' post='2523764']
Lolwut?

Also, LSF is not Marxist. It's LSFist.

And no, I don't appreciate this kind of humour from council members I'm mdoaped too. You see LSF has been PZied in the past and it was kinda traumatic.

Bad show.
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It's really unfortunate, but I don't care much what you think. I have worked with LSF in the past, and I like you guys. If you aren't okay with what I said, then get okay with it! Furthermore, I didn't come here today as a Council Member you're MDoAP'ed to; I came here as MarkLevin7, and that is all.

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[quote name='xoindotnler' timestamp='1290792630' post='2523864']
I'm still alive and still have my lunch money, I'm starting to think that you can't deliver what you promised.
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That's because... You see, I did it quietly and effectively and then proceeded to brainwash you into believing that I never actually did. This way you will expect me to do it again when you have more lunch money and your next life.

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[quote name='MarkLevin7' timestamp='1290791753' post='2523858']
It's really unfortunate, but I don't care much what you think. I have worked with LSF in the past, and I like you guys. If you aren't okay with what I said, then get okay with it! Furthermore, I didn't come here today as a Council Member you're MDoAP'ed to; I came here as MarkLevin7, and that is all.
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You are doing this wrong :mellow: .

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