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Old Man Leftie's Off Retirement!


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So you’re probably already coming into this thread with LOLSTONERCOMMIES on the brain. Shame on you! That’s some dirty trees you’re messing with there. Because of the apparent overabundance of this stuff permeating Digiterra and giving people a pretty warped view of the reality of just how bleedin’ awesome this time-honored concept of Direct Democracy is, we’ve come to the conclusion that it’s seriously time to start doing our part to clean house, and show the world how it’s really done. To that end, the Delegates Council, high as a kite with a clear vision forward, announces the October Revolution to the world, straight from the smoky halls of the DC:

[color="#000000"][size="5"][b]The October Revolution[/b][/size][/color]

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There’s been an awful lot of talk about changing up our way of doing things. No longer content to sit idly by in our little neck of the great ball of dirt we affectionately dub Bob, it’s time we have ourselves a little revolution. But a revolution can not be just a partial reform, no matter how radical that be. Not just some buzzwords, a few new graphics printed up, a pep rally and a pat on the back for a little NS jump. It’s gotta be so wicked awesome that we start getting into all kinds of activity that we can’t even handle anymore, like the Devil coming to rip your heart out of your kneecaps or, y’know, that one awesome trip you thought would never end.
We’re gonna name this Revolution-in-the-Revolution the "October Revolution", as, in short, we should use the following month to make LSF kick ass before we spread it large.

[SIZE=13]But what is precisely the October Revolution?[/SIZE]

1) It’s a Revolution in taking it srs bsns. Check your nations, then head on over to the forums. Like a j a day, it’s a simple habit that’s easy enough to get into and a healthy one that you’ll never wanna quit.
2)It is a Revolution in aesthetics, like any Revolution is. Posters, sigs, fancy quotes, flags, the works! Like a decked-out hoagie with all the fixins. It’s just gotta look too good to ignore!
3)It is a Revolution of imagination and proving that, as equals, united, sitting around the bowl, we’ve all got the power to make the world a rockin’ place to be in a direct democracy.
4)It is a Revolution that’ll spread its wings over the ‘hood. Get out there and let ‘em know! Step it up on the OWF, in our embassies, and the world at-large. Take your colors, your sigs, and show ‘em what we got!

[SIZE=13]Comrades, here's what we need. Volunteer: [/SIZE]

-For the committee of recruitment. We need nations that will take the commitment to recruit every day. Use your imagination. You don't have to do this mechanically. Know that you can only recruit unaligned nations, not nations in alliances. But you can do it with passion. Send personalized messages. Insist. Use and create our propaganda tools. Spend time in CN forums. Keep our recruitment topic on top by posting frequently. Find new methods. Approach small alliances -not protectorates- and invite them to join us.

-For our newspaper. We stopped putting that out there. What the hell? The Militant is what got us going pretty strong in the first place. Let’s write it again, and let our comrades know what’s going down. While we’re at it, let’s print a few extra hundred bazillion copies and cover the world. Let ‘em all know what’s going down.

-For the committee for alliance growth. Ever notice that one of your comrades is a hot-ass mess? Don’t leave ‘em hangin! Get ‘em a few trades set up. Better yet, get them on Pink! Y’know, the sphere we’ve been calling home for a couple years already? And if they’re hurting for some dough, set ‘em up with a good tech deal. And if you can get ‘em to buy domestic, all the better.

-For the committee for Alliance stats. Check the numbers. Don’t leave your lottery tickets lying out in the open, either. Send your numbers in and keep on checkin’ em. As they rise and fall, so do your chances for greatness.

-For propaganda. We ain’t growin’ this !@#$ just for the hell of it. Use it to brighten up your imagination, and put it to good use! Let’s see some of that classic LSF propaganda genius at work!

[b]Onwards to the October Revolution, then to the Rose Revolution compagneros. Por la libertad ![/b]

So now you know. We’re not just tokin and jokin anymore. We’re the LSF, not some petty BS theme alliance that an Ex-Continuum big shot made up in his spare time. And we’re gonna be havin’ it large. Seeya in a month! [/QUOTE][/center]

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