Vesta Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 An Announcement of North Korea are fight against Imperial Aggressor over what we loves for long times Greeting. It are I, Park Hwang-Bo, here with other excite announcement from North Korea. Recent, we have observe war that people are fight across planet. We are promptly examined our treaty and realize that we has treaty on both side of conflict. Kim Jong-Il, using ultimate wisdom, realized that there are only one options: to fight ourself. Kim Jong-Il went through each nation in North Koreas and gave them either numbers "1" or "2". He was about to orders them to fight each others when his secretaries bursts into the room to tell hims that he didn't has to follow treaties to go to wars. He could just fight for alliance that he likes. Kim Jong-Il thought this was much better idea that fighting himself, because he could get hurts. And finally decided that USNs would be good alliance. Cora, or fluffyewungas, leader of USN, was a chick. And the Dear Leader thought he could scores some serious booties if he fought for hers. He watched "Manswers" and found out that chicks dig it when you beat up peoples for them. And even if Cora was a man, like most girls on Planet Bob, he could just dress her ups in a bikini, and pretends he's dating a steroid-pumped bodybuilder or a women's rights activist. And he could just pretend the bulge in her pants was advanced cervical cancer. So he asked USN who they were fighting, and they said iFOK, so he figured he should attack them, in the name of love and not having to pay for it this time. Kim Jong-Il and North Korea had spent so much time not at war, they forgot how to do it. All they'd been doing was signing treaties. So since that's all they're good at, here is the NNK - iFOK Treaty of War Article I: Mutual WarThe undersigned agree to engage in a state of war that does not adhere, and shall never adhere, to the ethical and international standards of warfare. The undersigned agree to contantly barrage each other with hateful messages, and to insult the each other's mothers at least twice a day for this treaty to remain valid. Article II: Mutual Surrender Should a party decide that their mothers have been insulted enough, they may surrender to the other unconditionally, thereby subjecting them to numberous verbal, physical and your-motherial torment. Article III: Espionage Neither alliance may tell the other about the espionage being commited within the other undersigned alliance. Doing so will mean the alliance commiting espionage is freakin' stupid. Article IV: Termination This treaty shall only be termined once Article II has been successfully completed, and sufficient torment has been inflicted upon the losing party. The Undersigned do agree to respect and adhere to the Articles written above, both in the spirit and letter in which they are written. Signed for the Nutty North Koreans, Kim Jong-Il, Dear Leader Nutty North Koreans is shocked and disgusted that \m/ would declare war on someone, even if this is a planet where war occurs all the time. And we are astounded that they'd dislike someone telling them to follow a certain set of rules that aren't theirs. We find it deplorable that they'd want to keep their soveriegnty and not do what another alliance views as correct. This is obviously a troubled and mentally unstable enemy that we're fighting, and they must be stopped. By Kaiser Gutenhagen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaarlaamp Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Ha! But we stole a member of yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infidel Israeli Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 (edited) Did you just demand white peace in your declaration of war? lol Edited January 27, 2010 by Infidel Israeli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratonbox Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Awesome DoW! The best so far in this war! Enjoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itsuki Koizumi Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 um... you just declared on iFOK right? Kinda confuzzling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.Hubb Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Wow. Good luck with whatever it is you're doing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choader Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 I'm thoroughly confusled. Good luck to iFOK, you'll need it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reziun Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 I wish you the best of luck NNK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdur Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Good Luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpcurley Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 iFOK do not let NNK surrended without agreeing to let bacon back into their nation. They escaped us by being to small to declare on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nedved I Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 You win the 'Only DOW that made leak milk and cereal matter out of my nose' award. Congratulations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffyewunga Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 This will be remerbered fondly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenhead Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Nice DoW. Your English is improving! Just remember to use four-letter words on the battlefield. Like n-u-k-e. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eden Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Posting on behalf of banned players is not allowed. Lock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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