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Congrats Sarm you managed to withstand my constant poaching attempts. Good luck with your new venture! o/ Legacy <3 NNK

[center][img]http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll40/Skiyk/Sig.jpg[/img][/center] There is no time for Park Hwang-Bo's broken English ramblings. Disaster has struck North Korea! A coup! Early yesterday morning, armed guerillas going under the name "Yo Wang Rebels", smeared vulgar slurs across the Dear Leader's private Pringle factory, to oppose his ban on Justin Bieber's new hit single "One Time". And we are going to show you only a few examples, for any more would surely be fatal. [color="#FF0000"]* Warning: If you are pregnant, have a severe blood condition or are prone to dying at the sight of vulgar slurs, please leave the topic[/color] 'I am not particularly fond of the Dear Leader' 'The Dear Leader is not very nice' For those of you who now feel the need to vomit repeatedly, there is an official Huggies-brand barf bucket in the corner. Please form a single-file line and try to keep your vomit to less than 2 litres. The Dear Leader, who had recently suffered a heart attack (A combination of the rebellion and the Family pack KFC meal with large fries he had just downed), ordered for the insurrection to be put down. Unfortunately, that just caused an erection of the insurrection. The rebels raided the factory and had wrought havoc, drawing moustaches on Kim Jong-Il portraits, removing the caps from pens and taking jam from the jars with their fingers. The Dear Leader was furious! How would he enjoy toast and marmalade again? In a justified rage, Kim Jong-Il sparked "The Vietjam War" The following documentary was produced by Park Hwang-Bo to depict the fruitless struggles of the rebels. [url="http://www.transyoutube.com/trans.swf?v=fJy2zsYKOSo&s=2570"]Vietjam War[/url] Uhhh...but Kim Jong-Il then decided [s]at gunpoint[/s] to let the rebels run the country, because Kim Jong-Il is just such an awesome guy, and definitely did not lose the Vietjam War at all. Because of this, NNK is [s]not very[/s] almost too happy to present to you its new Government. [color="#FF0000"]* To the audience: You may now clap and cheer Seriously[/color] Heads of State: Kim Jong-Il Justin Bieber Head of NNK: Dear Leader Chief Buttscratcher (IA): Gorchin Dear Leader Chief Nutscratcher (FA): Vesta Ministers: Dear Leader Dietitian (MoE): Sarikitty Dear Leader Personal Trainer (MoD): Teh Squishy Dear Leader Translator (MoFA): Pikachujc / Pimpleman Dear Leader Official Piss-On (MoIA): Britwarlord Dear Leader Bathroom Staff (Lowly Individuals): Je Mange Le Chat Secter7 And as another result of this fiery revolution, NNK has switched its protectorate with FoB to an ODP, and is now being protected by USN (They'll make an official, infinitely more boring announcement). We also have a new IRC channel, #NNK. Apparently you people found #AdjectiveEthnicity too long and hard to remember. But before we go, I'd like to pose you this question: "If Kim Jong-Il and the bad guy from Iron Man 2 got into a fight, who would win?" That is all. Have a Kim Jongrific day. [center][img]http://img.moronail.net/img/0/0/500.jpg[/img][/center]

Let's have a good fight NEW. Thanks for being such good sports.

An Announcement of North Korea are fight against Imperial Aggressor over what we loves for long times Greeting. It are I, Park Hwang-Bo, here with other excite announcement from North Korea. Recent, we have observe war that people are fight across planet. We are promptly examined our treaty and realize that we has treaty on both side of conflict. Kim Jong-Il, using ultimate wisdom, realized that there are only one options: to fight ourself. Kim Jong-Il went through each nation in North Koreas and gave them either numbers "1" or "2". He was about to orders them to fight each others when his secretaries bursts into the room to tell hims that he didn't has to follow treaties to go to wars. He could just fight for alliance that he likes. Kim Jong-Il thought this was much better idea that fighting himself, because he could get hurts. And finally decided that USNs would be good alliance. Cora, or fluffyewungas, leader of USN, was a chick. And the Dear Leader thought he could scores some serious booties if he fought for hers. He watched "Manswers" and found out that chicks dig it when you beat up peoples for them. And even if Cora was a man, like most girls on Planet Bob, he could just dress her ups in a bikini, and pretends he's dating a steroid-pumped bodybuilder or a women's rights activist. And he could just pretend the bulge in her pants was advanced cervical cancer. So he asked USN who they were fighting, and they said iFOK, so he figured he should attack them, in the name of love and not having to pay for it this time. Kim Jong-Il and North Korea had spent so much time not at war, they forgot how to do it. All they'd been doing was signing treaties. So since that's all they're good at, here is the NNK - iFOK Treaty of War Nutty North Koreans is shocked and disgusted that \m/ would declare war on someone, even if this is a planet where war occurs all the time. And we are astounded that they'd dislike someone telling them to follow a certain set of rules that aren't theirs. We find it deplorable that they'd want to keep their soveriegnty and not do what another alliance views as correct. This is obviously a troubled and mentally unstable enemy that we're fighting, and they must be stopped. By Kaiser Gutenhagen

lol Rod... o/ USN

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