loannes Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Seven ships departed from La Palma Port today; the destroyers, HMS Jason Drake and HMS James Drake, one commercial ship for colonists and workers, and four cargo ships bearing supplies necessary to build a base and survive. "So, what do you think?" one colonist asked, leaning against the rail of the commercial ship. "Hm? Oh, hey, Albert. What do you mean?" A second man had been watching the island of La Palma fade into the distance. "We're the first Drakorians-" "Caucasians, Bert." "Whatever. The first of our nation to go to Antarctica! Awesome, ain't it, Bazeh?" "You realize this won't be fun, right? Antarctica's cold as $%&@ and it's boring as !@#$," the man named Bazeh said dully. "Don't be a downer." "Should I wait till I get frostbite?" "Eh, whatever. Want to go play pool in the dining hall?" "Sure, why not?" *Public Statement* Caucasia hereby declares its intent to create a research region in Antarctica. The intent will be to study ice samples, and whatever wildlife there is in the region. Below is our claim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserMelech Mikhail Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Marscurian Pakistan views this as a lame rip-off of a much cooler settlement. While we wonder what the interest in Antarctica is all of a sudden, we shall not stand in your way. OOC: trying too hard man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted August 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Marscurian Pakistan views this as a lame rip-off of a much cooler settlement. While we wonder what the interest in Antarctica is all of a sudden, we shall not stand in your way.OOC: trying too hard man. OOC: Not trying to rip it off. I would have drawn "vagina" and an odd shaped arrow from Californian's area to mine if I were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserMelech Mikhail Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 OOC: Not trying to rip it off. I would have drawn "vagina" and an odd shaped arrow from Californian's area to mine if I were. OOC: What has been said, must now be done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californian Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 We fully support Caucasia and our settlers in PHALLUS will be sure to come visit you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitex Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 "The government of Kitex welcomes the Caucasians and is willing to give them clothing fit for outside conditions free of charge." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted August 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 OOC: What has been said, must now be done! OOC: How's that? XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V The King Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 OOC: In before cartographers wipe Antarctica from the map. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colerich Krieg Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 OOC: ugh.. im going to save the map before these are updated on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserMelech Mikhail Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 OOC: How's that? XD OOC: You will be my new best friend if you do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Terra Di Agea Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 (edited) "We truly hope that these childish claims are only a joke. Any government so childish should not be in charge of making a turkey sandwich, let alone running a country." OOC: DOO EET!! Edited August 28, 2009 by Il Terra Di Agea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachurin Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 When the Disparuean Ambassador to Caucasia, Sally Murphy, heard about the new territory, she was unable to stop laughing for an entire fifteen minutes before she was able to compose herself. "We wonder why nations are suddenly making out words in Antarctica's map. Nevertheless we congratulate Caucasia for this latest territory." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 "And people call the Aether Empire odd," was all a harried-looking official would say in response to the newest claim on Antarctica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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