Commander John Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Declaration of Non Existance Well Folks seems we gots ourselves a little bit of a sitchiation hur. See wees intended upon announcing a new alliance tonight called the Redneck Alliance of Intentional Disorder, but seems the walmarts all out of alamo beer an seein as how we can't host a proper shindig with no real man's beer we is been forced to wait a month or two to tell yall we exist. but when we do its gonna be one wild kegger I can tell yall that. Its gonna be one a them if the trailers rockin dont come knockin party iffin ya know what I mean. We's so ready to get this party started we almost announced it tonite. but now it wouldnt be christian to host a block party an serve any thing less than the best an since Alamo is good nuff for Hank Hill an the boys wes gonna make that th o-fficial beer of RAID. Iffin yous guys are interested in just gettin ta know us better or iffin ya just lookin for a new place ta live we got some keystone lite in the cooler over at #trailerpark. It'll do fer socializin but it just aint no party beer. So yous guys just hold on a spell an we can get this trailer park rockin properly. Hold on a minit, is that my cousin oooh shes lookin hot tonight. oh yeah I was makin an announcement sorry I gots ADHD in HD. sometimes its just too clear. Anyways we was mowin a stretch a grass over by the pool an we found some stuff we wanted to share with you folks First up is a picture of Bubba Joe standin by the car we found now mPol told me oncst that if yer gonna make an announcement on the OWF you gots to include some pron that is relevant to your interests Boy I'd shoot that one an skin him on the spot The Bubba Joe Doctrine Freyends, Romins 'n Countramins, Layen may yore eeyers foescoe n siven minits ago, Are four daddies bringed fortha pon this planit a nu trailer park dida kated tuh th' propozishun of enden all dat bellyachin from the drama queen down in lot 15. seems she done had herself a buncha a chilrens (prolly for the welfare monies) an raised them up to be bellyachers an crybabies too. we dont cotton much to crybabies round these parts. therefore we reserve the right to stomp on an bbq any babies we find layin around the trailerpark whining. from this day forwards any bebe's kids caught whining, crybabying, drama whorin or bellyaching will immediately be takin out back an shot. Ifin we find some kids layin round the park with no supervision the park manager will immediately take their pants down and spank that backside then sell them to the highest bidder. Signed, Bubba Joe Trailerpark Manager More pRon Protectorate Agreement with The Family The Family put on the overalls and got out the spit can for RAID.1) Unilateral Defense - If youns attack on RAID thems fighten words 2) Aggressive War - Ifn RAID choose to get in a brawl, The Family must be told bout it. 3) Foreign Affairs - Any dating outside the Family by RAID must first be approved by The Family. We don't take kindly to dating outside the Family. 4) Optional Assistance - Ifn The Family be involved in any military operations of any nature, RAID ya'll can hep if uwanto 6) Optional Non Aggression - Ifn The Family gets tard of RAID, we may choose to kick their tails 5) Cancellation - Ifn RAID gets outa line the Family can pull them britches down and tan that hide. Signed for The Family, BlackJackCF, Fairy Godmother Signed for RAID CommanderJohn (AKA Bubba Joe), TrailerPark Manager Oh yeah one last piece of pRon Aint she a beauty- No shootin her, it aint the right time to shoot a doe. unlessin no on can find out about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reccesion Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 (edited) oops The Family signs protectorates? Edited August 26, 2009 by The Reccesion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander John Posted August 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 well see since we dont actually exist yet the protectorate isnt official either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackjackCF Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Congrats, The Family signs protectorates? I don't know if this gave you a hint about the nature of this thread: Signed for The Family,BlackJackCF, Fairy Godmother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reccesion Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 well see since we dont actually exist yet the protectorate isnt official either Question still stands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Signed for The Family, BlackJackCF, Fairy Godmother I knew if I kept on that she was the Godmother rather than Godfather, it would become official! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 What is this I don't even... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homeboy Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 lol another of these threads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander John Posted August 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Homeboy this is the first thread RAID has ever made. I just wanted to introduce myself to the neighborhood before we move in. maybe next month or so. you know see how hospitable CN's gonna be to a bunch a fun lovin rednecks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homeboy Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Homeboy this is the first thread RAID has ever made. I just wanted to introduce myself to the neighborhood before we move in. maybe next month or so. you know see how hospitable CN's gonna be to a bunch a fun lovin rednecks You misunderstood what I meant, I was regarding to the post having a comedic sense to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander John Posted August 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 ok I get it. Im a redneck, little slow on the uptake but boy do we love to have fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguino Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 those are some mighty secksi deer ya got thar Good Luck with your new alliance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reccesion Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 oops The Family signs protectorates? Someone want to answer that please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Panda Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Congratulations, and best of luck in the future. I'd offer you some of our rum, but I think in this situation, some aged whiskey or Moonshine will do just as well. See you in the black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander John Posted August 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Congratulations, and best of luck in the future.I'd offer you some of our rum, but I think in this situation, some aged whiskey or Moonshine will do just as well. See you in the black. oooohweeeee boy you done brought out the white lightnin. Im Happier than Michael Jackson at a boy scout convention (God rest his soul) Thats a mighty fine collection a booze ya got there too Mighty white of ya, mighty white indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Kellerman Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Congratulations on your non existence. If you stop by Atlanta, tell Matlock I said hello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Panda Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 That's not even a fraction of my collection, Commander John, but it is on the higher end. Only the best for our non-existant friends. Perhaps I'll stop by later and we can discuss some of the finer points of booze over a cooler full of Coors Light and Heineken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
genghis khan II Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 hey do u know you are supposed to have an alliance all ready to go b4 u tell everyone and anyone ur alive...no peeps are going to wait for u guys to surface and then take aim......but watever.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coven Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 This is some funny stuff. Welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeLeeshush Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Lil birdy told me there is moonshine in this thread, my kind of party ... ummmm and ummmmmm good luck with ur soon coming alliance ?? oh and nice banner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claphamsa Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 hey! rednecks! wooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King DrunkWino Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 I know he doesn't look it, but this guy is very excited at this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gondor Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 I'm not sure I should take any of that seriously. But it was funny if nothing else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
askani the rotund Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 (edited) 9 out of 10. one point withheld for failure to mention at least one song performed by a member of the Van Zant family. Skynyrd being preferred,I would also have accepted anything from 38 Special. Edited August 26, 2009 by askani the rotund Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keve69 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Gratz guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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