Commander John

My fellow citizens of Planet Bob, I come before you today to bring a bittersweet announcement: The Aquatic Brotherhood will be merging with the Mostly Harmless Alliance tonight as of update. For some time now the real world has pulled many of TAB's finest away, which is the reason that this merger has come to pass. But even as we move into this next phase of our existence, I would like to pause to say a few words about The Aquatic Brotherhood and the people in it. Like a phoenix rising from the ashes of the disgraced Blue Turtle Alliance, TAB was founded by +Zeke+, Count Rupert and Fatt Sorum. We founded ourselves on principles of honor and fair play and community, wanting to prove to all that not only could we come together and build a solid alliance and a respected alliance, but a lasting alliance. With the help of skilled and dedicated members and leadership we did just that. We became more than that even, we became a family. Wars and crises came and went, and we stood strong, doing our part to defend our allies and strike fiercely at our enemies. We focused on promoting growth and unity within the Aqua Sphere. New members came and rose through the ranks, proving themselves to be both skilled and loyal at every turn. I personally had the honor to watch as some of my own pupils and comrades went on to become great leaders in their own right, and many of their names are known to you: Crushtania, Commander John, Atriedes Phalanx, Scott Robb, BlackjackCF, Hendrik The Great, Jm0406 and many others. The number of great people we have had the pleasure of counting as our membership or as allies in other alliances is indeed too large to quantify, and we want to thank all you most sincerely for your friendship and support through the years. We were not without our troubles, of course. Like any family there were times where our bonds were tested from within and without. Sometimes things worked out well, sometimes not. But the spirit of TAB held strong; even when times got tough and disaster lurked just around the next turn. And it is that spirit that we believe will always live on, no matter what happens. It is a bond that stretches across time and space and cyberspace. No matter what alliance we are in, no matter where our real lives take us, we can hold our heads high and remember that we have achieved the very thing we set out to do. TAB has had a great run, and indeed has lasted longer and done more than many would have ever thought possible. And the principles on which our beloved alliance was founded are timeless as well. We will carry them wherever we go. Once again we would like to thank all of our friends and allies, members and leaders, past and present. We would also like to thank the MHA, one of our longest and dearest allies, for their assistance with this merger. After three glorious years, we bid thee Farewell. For The Aquatic Brotherhood, Tiberivs, Triumvir The Aquatic Brotherhood will become Mostly Harmless as of 0001 hrs 19 July 2010. TABastards should[url="http://mostlyharmlessalliance.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=12520&start=0"] FOLLOW THIS LINK [/url]to register at the MHA Forums. Mostly Harmless Alliance will protect the TAB AA until 0001hrs 01 August 2010 Commander John, Magister Emeritus-Shadow Triumvir

Goodbye BJax! Dream Big and you will accomplish more in RL than you ever thought possible! May God richly bless you in all of your endeavors to come. See you on facebook! "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible. This I did."

RV attacks again. but at only 8k NS he is hardly in a position to posture or even be considered a threat at all. I do wish he would grow into reach so I could teach him a lesson about arrogance. Pride comes before the fall. I thought they said it was RL that caused this. (OOC) Lets give credit to RV for scheduling SAT's and causing BJax to have to study . I really did not know that RV is also the college board(/OOC) RV Focus and don't misunderstand me, this is not a threat just wise words. Listen closely , The Talk talks and the Walk talks but the Walk talks a lot louder than the Talk talks. To clarify, put some action to your words or Just Shut Your Freakin Mouth, Now back to our regularly scheduled program, BJax sorry to see you stepping down. o/ Bomber o/ BJax o/ The Family

Ok I must interject this here. I fought against \m/ in the UJW, actually they didn't do much fighting which is why we called them /m\ because they seemed to be taking a duck and cover stance to war, but I digress. The issue I have here is that you say the destruction of \m/ is a bright spot in history and you present a vivid disdain for an alliance that is no more in existence,even to the point of dragging the dead alliance through the mud, yet a plethora of great alliances that have come out of the remnant of \m/ have done very well and integrated into planet bob. So, Mr. Rebel Virginia, the next time you try to insert your opinion as fact that everybody should receive and process as truth ask a few people if the whole of \m/ was bad, I am sure you will find that while some may agree with your simplistic mindset that screams if one is bad kill them all, the majority of the nations left who knew anything of the UJ war would tell you that a majority of \m/ nations turned out to be great citizens of other alliances. One thing I can say about the members states of Bel Air is this; they are loyal. Which is more than I can say about you. In the past year I have watched you run from one alliance to the other in hopes of finding yourself in a military skirmish. You have not once shown any amount of loyalty to an alliance or an ounce of respect for anyone who's opinion differs from yours. You sir are a bully and a joke. The people of the Isle of Roisin laugh when they see your name in the news, knowing that you have once again jumped ship and abandoned those in your alliance to fight a non-existent fight. You try to use eloquent language to prove your superior intellect yet you lack the intestinal fortitude to back up your empty words. I welcome Bel Air to planet bob and wish you peace. Never let the detractors squash your resolve. o/ Bel Air Edited for Clarity

They are not half as obnoxious as you. Would someone relieve us of RV? Please?

your doing this all backward like. you should find which alliances are like yours in mindset. go visit their channel. get to know them and after you are friendly for a while and develop a relationship then ask them for a treaty. Treaties are the ultimate in diplomacy. It is saying we are close enough that we are willing to take a bullet for them and they will take a bullet for us. not just some piece of paper with some words on it. Now go back and do it right.

Nah No settlement. Wut we did wuz we saved all the welfare money and sold half the foodstamps and the wic then went down to the flea market. Had to eat ramen noodles fur a munth but boy it shure was worth it. we gots some killer sound inthat little Co-Maro

Shoooot Far Boy wees real rednecks. Dat Co-Maro miten bes up on bloks but der aint nuttin wrong wif the stereo. Shes got 4 - 15" Rockford Fosgates an 3 kicker 500ss amps in the trunk. We was playin some good ole Johnny Cash last nite whilst wes drankin that there moonshine.

oooohweeeee boy you done brought out the white lightnin. Im Happier than Michael Jackson at a boy scout convention (God rest his soul) Thats a mighty fine collection a booze ya got there too Mighty white of ya, mighty white indeed.

ok I get it. Im a redneck, little slow on the uptake but boy do we love to have fun

Homeboy this is the first thread RAID has ever made. I just wanted to introduce myself to the neighborhood before we move in. maybe next month or so. you know see how hospitable CN's gonna be to a bunch a fun lovin rednecks

well see since we dont actually exist yet the protectorate isnt official either

Declaration of Non Existance Well Folks seems we gots ourselves a little bit of a sitchiation hur. See wees intended upon announcing a new alliance tonight called the Redneck Alliance of Intentional Disorder, but seems the walmarts all out of alamo beer an seein as how we can't host a proper shindig with no real man's beer we is been forced to wait a month or two to tell yall we exist. but when we do its gonna be one wild kegger I can tell yall that. Its gonna be one a them if the trailers rockin dont come knockin party iffin ya know what I mean. We's so ready to get this party started we almost announced it tonite. but now it wouldnt be christian to host a block party an serve any thing less than the best an since Alamo is good nuff for Hank Hill an the boys wes gonna make that th o-fficial beer of RAID. Iffin yous guys are interested in just gettin ta know us better or iffin ya just lookin for a new place ta live we got some keystone lite in the cooler over at #trailerpark. It'll do fer socializin but it just aint no party beer. So yous guys just hold on a spell an we can get this trailer park rockin properly. Hold on a minit, is that my cousin oooh shes lookin hot tonight. oh yeah I was makin an announcement sorry I gots ADHD in HD. sometimes its just too clear. Anyways we was mowin a stretch a grass over by the pool an we found some stuff we wanted to share with you folks First up is a picture of Bubba Joe standin by the car we found now mPol told me oncst that if yer gonna make an announcement on the OWF you gots to include some pron that is relevant to your interests Boy I'd shoot that one an skin him on the spot The Bubba Joe Doctrine Freyends, Romins 'n Countramins, Layen may yore eeyers foescoe n siven minits ago, Are four daddies bringed fortha pon this planit a nu trailer park dida kated tuh th' propozishun of enden all dat bellyachin from the drama queen down in lot 15. seems she done had herself a buncha a chilrens (prolly for the welfare monies) an raised them up to be bellyachers an crybabies too. we dont cotton much to crybabies round these parts. therefore we reserve the right to stomp on an bbq any babies we find layin around the trailerpark whining. from this day forwards any bebe's kids caught whining, crybabying, drama whorin or bellyaching will immediately be takin out back an shot. Ifin we find some kids layin round the park with no supervision the park manager will immediately take their pants down and spank that backside then sell them to the highest bidder. Signed, Bubba Joe Trailerpark Manager More pRon Protectorate Agreement with The Family Oh yeah one last piece of pRon Aint she a beauty- No shootin her, it aint the right time to shoot a doe. unlessin no on can find out about it.

WAIT A MINUTE!!! HOLD ON!!!!! Is this the same RV that joined BTA for the purpose of going to war with TAB just because he thought there might be war. The same RV that talked all that smack just a few weeks ago? And now he is whining because someone tech raided him? Thanks for the Lulz, Sorum!

pfft. just another Dumb @$$ Tanker Scouts Out!! Overseas Tours A 1/1 CAV 1st AD- Germany 1994-1996 A 1/1 CAV 1st AD Bosnia- 1995 B 2/9 Infantry Camp Casey Korea 1997-1998 1st SFOD-D Afghanistan 2001 1st SFOD-D- Operation Anaconda Afghanistan 2002 HHC 1st Cavalry Division- Operation Iraqi Freedom 2004-2005 Don't you cry me no tears, I don't need your sympathy, I'm a 19 Delta That's all I'll ever be