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---------- A NEWS FLASH FROM EURASIA ---------

 

Humanity is a wonderful thing. There are some concepts that transcend all facets of human society. No matter which civilization is studied, a studious researcher can always find some of these universal markers of what it means to be a human. Affection is one of them, along with all that goes with it. Desire, greed, and jealousy all fall within that spectrum. Love of one another and love of objects. Even love of the destruction of objects or of one another.

 

Humanity loves. What a wonderful sentence that can mean so much based on the context and modifiers placed around it. For some reason, we love to render the cities and nations of people not like us asunder. The reasons for this wanton decimation of property and people can be obscured or plain clothed, but often, their raison d’État can be deconstructed to one of the feelings mentioned in the aforementioned paragraph.

 

But what about what happens when a group loses their humanity? The problem lies, to paraphrase Nietzsche, when one stares into the abyss long enough that the abyss states back into you. Losing one’s humanity can take many forms. Insanity. Ruthlessness. Cybercide. When a group has committed itself to chaos, there is only one goal they have left: to completely envelop themselves in insanity so that no one can stir them from their maniacal dreams. To use ruthless tactics in order to prevent anyone from challenging their grips onto the abyss. To commit acts of “cybercide” against all who stand in their way, with aims to desolate anyone and anything that challenges their insane pseudo-authority.

 

Or, one can consider that perhaps there never existed an abyss to stare into in the first place. Perhaps it was all one of Plato’s caves. When certain men are finally freed from their chains, their worlds have been turned upside down and they have no choice but to burst out in insanity because they can no longer shrink back into their old world views.

 

Eurasia has existed to stifle the trend into insanity. We have witnessed certain groups delve deeper and deeper into the abyss, or perhaps further and further away from the puppets dancing over the flames with maddening results. Eurasia was welcomed into this world by being told to follow an unwritten set of instructions that were not advertised. By all means, something that is not written down and is not spoken of cannot exist. This was Eurasia’s first clue of just how insane certain groups are in the world.

 

Even assuming that these deluded views exist, it would only be fair to assume that those who criticized us for not following these rules would practice what they preach. However, Eurasian political scientists were once again appropriately surprised to find that not even these deluded groups follow their own insane views of the world.

 

We have recently witnessed that unwritten words are a mere chain of meaningless letters in this world – something anyone with half an encephalon could conclude. We have thus determined that these groups have less than half of the aforementioned viscus. It is a marvel of adaptive human biology that they can still function, but we intend to ensure that this limited functionality is inhibited - permanently - as quickly and painlessly possible. The desires and hopes of the Roman Empire and DEFCON 1 have thus been proven to be baseless and without any justifiable reason to exist. Eurasia hereby seeks to re-establish sanity and order back into their world; through the restoration of their nations to a state that reflects their capacity of higher thoughts: 0. 

 

Eurasia as a society also loves. Eurasia loves bringing about the destruction of the Roman Empire and DEFCON 1.

 

/s/

Necoho, Deputy Vice-Premier of the Central Committee of the Eurasian Supreme Soviet, and Admiral of the Rears of the Eurasian Eastern Fleet, for Big Brother

 

EDIT: Stats:

 

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Alliance Name

Total Nations Active Nations Percent Active Strength Avg. Strength Total XP Score Eurasia 62 43 69% 824,388 13,297 934 77.40 :. Alliance War Statistics

Last Updated: 7/27/2015 12:06:44 AM

Soldiers

Infrastructure Land Technology 1,308,566 Lost
1,623,521 Killed 23,584.74 Lost
15,100.00 Destroyed 8,579.80 Lost
8,589.91 Destroyed 3,649.05 Lost
2,744.28 Destroyed :. Alliance Nation Statistics

Last Updated: 7/27/2015 12:06:44 AM

Land Infras. Tech Aircraft Nukes 23,759 139,030 15,941 1,951 288 Soldiers Tanks Cruise Navy Anarchy 679,659 46,424 95 2,182 4

 

Alliance Name

Total Nations Active Nations Percent Active Strength Avg. Strength Total XP Score DEFCON 1 33 25 76% 613,095 18,579 3,651 47.01 :. Alliance War Statistics

Last Updated: 7/27/2015 12:07:05 AM

Soldiers

Infrastructure Land Technology 5,695,083 Lost
6,626,920 Killed 52,231.36 Lost
88,300.89 Destroyed 36,085.58 Lost
52,446.01 Destroyed 8,608.48 Lost
17,024.10 Destroyed :. Alliance Nation Statistics

Last Updated: 7/27/2015 12:07:05 AM

Land Infras. Tech Aircraft Nukes 23,624 99,344 14,583 913 118 Soldiers Tanks Cruise Navy Anarchy 504,535 22,451 22 1,712 27

 

Alliance Name

Total Nations Active Nations Percent Active Strength Avg. Strength Total XP Score Roman Empire 17 14 82% 321,976 18,940 1,816 24.42 :. Alliance War Statistics

Last Updated: 7/27/2015 12:07:19 AM

Soldiers

Infrastructure Land Technology 1,853,376 Lost
2,561,672 Killed 18,723.22 Lost
35,608.35 Destroyed 12,023.25 Lost
19,694.54 Destroyed 2,732.57 Lost
5,532.48 Destroyed :. Alliance Nation Statistics

Last Updated: 7/27/2015 12:07:19 AM

Land Infras. Tech Aircraft Nukes 12,473 49,013 9,404 521 98 Soldiers Tanks Cruise Navy Anarchy 224,342 17,642 13 761 11

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Edited by NeCoHo
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None of this was copied anywhere, it was all written by me off the top of my head. I can understand why some people would assume that no one here has the mental capacity to write something like this, but you're all just not familiar with the intelligence levels of actually competent people, judging by how idiots write a sentence and it gets more of a response than this.

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To: Cazaric    From: Cowboy    Date: 7/27/2015 8:22:17 PM

Subject: Peace talks

 

Message: Yo Stevie
Your smart guy you know we had to move on you guys reaching 100mil WC's. We read TDO was out for us, NLoN is a fine target. Our war with you guys was perfect to stop the maddness of building for end.

We have choices to make w/Eurasia entering the war. We would like to break off and fight Eurasia (D1 & RE). You guys are not hurt much, can reup and challenge target who is taking position for the end.

We have already mad approach w/NLoN, not with TDO, becuase they will only move w/your direction!

I will give my guys a order to stop immediately update tonight. You make the decision for TDO and Avengers. I am sure NLoN will follow suit.

Let me know!
cc TDO, NLoN, RE

 

 
D1 seeks to escape their demise. This is just embarrassing.
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D1 seeks to escape their demise. This is just embarrassing.

 

Your embarassing yourself cupcake (Cazaric) no escape jus a turn in strategy maybe it will hit you tomorrow!  Put it all out there show all the pm's where you blew steam and maddness.  This is a game, a strategy your too full of grief and madness to make a single good decision.  Strategy calls for us to regroup while you get your nations back up.  

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Your embarassing yourself cupcake (Cazaric) no escape jus a turn in strategy maybe it will hit you tomorrow!  Put it all out there show all the pm's where you blew steam and maddness.  This is a game, a strategy your too full of grief and madness to make a single good decision.  Strategy calls for us to regroup while you get your nations back up.  

 

This is so cute.

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Your embarassing yourself cupcake (Cazaric) no escape jus a turn in strategy maybe it will hit you tomorrow!  Put it all out there show all the pm's where you blew steam and maddness.  This is a game, a strategy your too full of grief and madness to make a single good decision.  Strategy calls for us to regroup while you get your nations back up.  

What? He is too full of grief and madness to make a good decision? lmao

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Your embarassing yourself cupcake (Cazaric) no escape jus a turn in strategy maybe it will hit you tomorrow!  Put it all out there show all the pm's where you blew steam and maddness.  This is a game, a strategy your too full of grief and madness to make a single good decision.  Strategy calls for us to regroup while you get your nations back up.  



Do we have to start posting WC info too? LOL
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