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Natasha lay on her back upon the covers of her bed, her breathing slow and steady she had her eyes closed as she concentrated on letting herself to simply relax. Considering the last few stressful hours of talks and arguments she was surprised at just how easy she was finding it, perhaps she was simply exhausted she told herself as her mind wondered back to recent events of that day. Vladimir had been shocked when she went to him with the idea of calling off the war with Hawaii and that shock had quickly changed to anger and then frustration when she had insisted it was the best course of action.

 

Two hours of harsh and painful words had followed in which she had worked at and succeeded in bringing Vladimir around to her side. As she had told him the actual capabilities of the Imperial Philippine military were just too inefficient to succeed in defeating their Hawaiian counterparts. As she lay in her personal chambers she knew that the diplomatic staff would even now be contacting the Hawaiians to invite them to send someone or some people to talk things over.

 

She only hoped that they would agree and that she could help ensure that Vladimir kept to his promise to her.

 

To: The Hawaiian government

 

You are cordially invited to attend a diplomatic function held in the mainland of the Philippines in the capital city of Phyrus for the purposes of resolving the diplomatic issues and potential causes for loss of life among our nations. Anyone you do send will not be harmed in anyway and will be fully treated as if they were of the Philippine origin.

 

If you agree to this proposal then please contact us to let us know who will be attending and then have them arrive in the capital city of Phyrus

 

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Secretary of State Jonah Kanahele is interested in discussing a wide number of topics and will soon arrive in Phyrus via state aircraft. Topics to discuss include weapons sales, Wake Island, possible modernization of the Phillipine military, classical Imperialist powers further to the west and economic relations.

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Secretary of State Jonah Kanahele would be met at the Phyrus international airport by a chauffeur who would guide him to a waiting limousine and would drive him through the streets of Phyrus giving Mr Kanahele a good look at the uniform urban structures and the countless security cameras that were ever watching. A new addition though and just being added was the security checkpoints. On the route the driver was taking there was only the one checkpoint and the Hawaiian visitor would get a close personal look at the Philippine soldiery as they stopped the car, had it extensively checked over including underneath and in the boot as well as checking the driver's credentials. With everything checking out in the clear the driver was cleared to continue on.

 

A short drive later through more of the city of Phyrus they would pull up in front of the imposing Imperial Palace, a massive three story fortified building with soldiers of the presidential guard manning the front and grounds. Mr Kanahele would be escorted inside by a pair of soldiers and a civilian administrator before being taken to a small private meeting room where inside President Vladimir and General Natasha sat at one end of a long business table.

 

The administrator would leave and the two guards would walk to the end of the table and take up positions either side of the President who with one had beckoned to the empty chair in front of Jonah. "Please Mr Secretary of State sit. We have much to discuss" said Vladimir in a carefully neutral tone as he greeted his guest. 

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Jonah Kanahele surveyed his surroundings expressionlessly as he travelled through the city, which was actually more modern than the last time he was here. Typical security precautions and lifestyle of a late capitalist Nation was easy to be seen. He frowned at the memory of fighting a detachment of Partido Komunista ng Pilipinas insurgents ten years ago, when he was a member of the underground Hawaiian SOCSOV special forces. It seems like the new regime had resolved the security issues, anyway.

As he stepped out of the vehicle, he could feel his minders tense. Jonah was a tall and imposing figure, 6 feet 4 inches with the build of a professional wide receiver, the beneficiary of superior genetics. He was accomplished in the martial arts and understood that diplomacy was essentially war without bullets. As he towered above his minders, he accutely took in the layout of the government buildings and details of the guards, their weapons, armor and equipment.

Finally, after the show was over, Jonah came face to face with the President. President Vladimir looked like your typical bourgeoisie politician, but his assistant Natasha was a whole other matter. Jonah recalled the dossier he read and instantly confirmed that the real intelligence was with the girl.

"Mr President, it is a pleasure to meet you. Im Jonah Kanahele, Secretary of State of the Hawaiian Social Kingdom. And you must be General Natasha." Jonah was certain he picked the right choice of clothing, wearing simple khaki pants and a tight fitting polo shirt which emphasized his manlyness and superior Hawaiian physique.

Jonah Kanahele sat back comfortably and waited to hear what she would say.

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Any attempt to try and make Natasha swoon for Jonah fell very very flat and failed utterly however, she did respect a man that kept himself in peak physical condition. though his apparent need to show his "superiority" did offend her slightly. It was President Vladimir that spoke in response to the Hawaiian with Natasha quite content to sit back and watch for now.

 

"I would say it was a pleasure to meet you in turn Mr Kanahele but I would be lying. I only offered this meeting after much persuasion from some of my advisers. I am a very direct man and I have no time for games so let us get straight to the point. Our two nations are at war, a war that could cost many lives and cause much damage perhaps we may find a way to end such a conflict before too much violence begins or perhaps we will not."

 

"Tell me. What is it that Hawaii wants?" 

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The warrior Hawaiian leaned forward, taking in the would-be rival of his Nation. The man certainly was going into full Beta mode in the presence of an alpha near the female. Jonah stored away the information certain that it would be useful in the future.

"It's quite simple, Hawaii wants to be left alone, and your military presence on Wake Island means we have to dedicate assets that should remain elsewhere to ensure you are not a threat.

"We are hardly concerned about a war, neither of our Nations can seriously touch the other; but Wake Island does force us to remain on an elevated footed with a threat that shouldnt have to exist.

"Our request is simple, allow us to station advisors on Wake Island. This will ensure your occupation of the island is not Imperialist in objective. In return our advisors will help you learn our HIPACOM protocols, which are derived from the old USPACOM expertise in the Pacific. We dont believe in use of raw force, but rather, in effective local implementation of force and it is this that can utterly defeat larger military forces.

"Should we find agreement on these advisors, we can move onto further opportunities such as economic and military cooperation. Ball is in your field Mr President.

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Vladimir listened to the proposal offered and though it was pretty fair he quickly dismissed it as he had his own to offer. Cupping his hands together before him on the desk Vladimir looked straight over to Jonah before speaking.

 

"An interesting proposal and a strange one being so helpful when I only just threatened you with total annihilation the other day. I have a different proposal to offer. The Philippines will withdraw all assets and personnel from Wake Island and relinquish any claims we have made over it. In turn Hawaii promises to stay out of any business in the Philippines and the other islands around our mainland."

 

"Is that acceptable to you?"

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Jonah Kanahele looked at the president in mild surprise. "Your offer is of course accepted Mr. President. I think your decision is extremely fair, and opens up the table to mutual economic policies. Currently Hawaii is a key exporter of top shelf Cannabis, Stinger BCU units, and agricultural products like coffee. As the phillipines still has oil we would be highly interested in a trade agreement which would help our people find further prosperity, and your people to peacefully achieve organic socialism."

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Vladimir sighed at Jonah's response and shook his head in mild disbelief. "Clearly you didn't hear me Mr Secretary of State. I said the agreement was you would stay out of any business in the area. That means no land claims, no tourists and no trading of any kind and no traveling through the waters around the islands either. In other words unless you send your ships down south to go around the bottom of Australia and New Zealand you will not be trading to the likes of Japan and China. Do you get my clear meaning now?"  

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"Although I find your desire for isolation acceptable, China and Japan are far to your north and of course outside the 12 nautical mile boundary of your ocean. So while we will eagerly await your leaving Wake island, demanding we cease our significant amount of trade with Asian countries is rather absurd. Could we find an agreement that does not interfere with our existing trade with Asian countries?"

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"I see very well, I am afraid it is over for you" said Vladimir as he clicked his fingers sending a signal to his two guards who raised their automatic sub machine guns and hosed down Mr Kanahele and any of his staff who had accompanied him inside the room. Any of his staff who had remained outside would be gunned down by the other presidential guards. Stepping out of the meeting room Vladimir turned to one of his many aides. "There is some mess inside that room. Please ensure it is cleaned up as swiftly as possible" he ordered before walking away with Natasha who he intended to have a serious talk with about expecting too much from people with too little.

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After Jonah had finished speaking, he saw the President's lips turn into a sneer. ""I see very well, I am afraid it is over for you."

 

Suddenly, over the speakers in the room the Hawaiian SocSov song "One against a Hundred" blared forth. Jonah Kanahele ripped asunder his Polo shirt, reveling his true identity: Captain Hawaii.

 

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As President Vladimir watched astounded, Captain Hawaii Kicked back his chair, which broke the leg of the guard to his left. "No Imperialism on my watch!" As the guard to his 5 o'clock drew his SMG, Captain Hawaii came back around with a quick roundhouse which instantly dropped the would-be imperialist aggressor. As more guards came in, he grabbed a grenade from the guard back on his left and quickly throat punched him, nearly decapitating the guard.

 

"The Kanaka Maoli send their regards!" Tossing the grenade into the room behind him, Captain Hawaii dove through the window just as more guards were running into the room. As Jonah exited the scene to bullets flying above him, the President yelled out "NO YOU FOOLS, GET OUT!!!"

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Natasha would react with quick feline like reflexes leaping on to the table, grabbing the grenade in mid air and hurling it out the window to detonate a split second afterwards. Shrapnel from the explosion would fly at both Captain Hawaii and at Natasha who would snarl in anger and pain as a piece of red hot metal cut her cheek. Drawing two hand guns from her holster the woman turned to the soldiers who had stormed inside. "You are with me now, we must find this man and execute him. Failure is not an option" she ordered jumping off the table and running through the door with a squad of six soldiers at her heels their weapons ready they ran out into the court yard in front of the palace ready to hunt down this Captain Hawaii.

 

Meanwhile inside the meeting room a team of medics had arrived and began to see to the wounded soldiers in a quick and efficient manner. President Vladimir stood up from his seat and quietly left the room out of a side door as the awful Hawaiian music was finally stopped. Reaching up with his right hand Vladimir began to twirl his suddenly newly grown handlebar mustache in a comically evil way.

 

"Everything is going according to plan. Muh ha ha ha ha. " he said aloud to no one in particular as he finished by breaking out into an over the top evil maniacal laugh which left his palace staff confused in such a way that they too began to laugh maniacally with their leader.

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Captain Hawaii knew it was a mistake to leave the Natasha woman undealt with, but even he could not hold off an entire squad of armed men. Time seemed to slow as he dived through the glass window, smashing the glass into millions of shards, and just as the room disappeared from his view he saw Natasha hurl back the grenade. Shit!

Before he landed the grenade had exploded just feet outside the room, scattering shrapnel towards both parties. Jonah knew he wouldnt escape this one unharmed, and braced himself as a chunk of shrapnel tore through his left shoulder. Not that damn shoulder again, he grimaced in pain remembering a revolt in Russia.

Two guards ahead. Captain Hawaii Sparta-kicked one guard ten feet into a vehicle and brought a drop kick down on the other, who had just turned in response to the explosion. 9mm service pistol.

Jonah checked behind him, then elbowed out the window of an embassy vehicle, gaining entrance to the vehicle and quickly getting to work to hotwire it. He didnt have much time to get to the extraction team at the rendevous point.

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Natasha and her soldiers caught sight not of Captain Hawaii himself but of the flying palace guard who flew through the air in a most graceful manner for a body and disappeared out of sight behind a bush. Pointing towards where the soldier had flown from with one her pistols Natasha shouted orders for the squad to advance with her as she broke out into a flat run. Tearing forth at a furious pace Natasha would slide to a stop with her men only seconds behind her likely just in time to see Captain Hawaii finishing hot wiring the car and getting ready to speed away so she fired a few hasty bullets in his direction as did the soldiers with her,

 

Inside the Imperial Palace President Vladimir entered the secret evil villain command center he had had built under the Palace itself in secret, Screens and monitors showed data and facts about the homeland situation and foreign situations whilst a big board at the back of the room held charts such as "Daily evil acts committed" and "number of puppies eaten" as well as the "numbers of days since a minion was last executed".

 

Taking a juicy green apple from a fruit bowl by the entrance, for Vladimir liked to keep his minions healthy, the President crossed to his "super chair of evil" and sat down sighing as its soft padded cushion supported under his well built evil backside. "I take it Captain Hawaii is dead now, minion 0165643?" he asked the nearest minion squinting hard to read the man's number badge. "Uh..well..um..no actually...it appears he is escaping in a stolen car your evilness" replied minion 0165643 nervously and shrieked as President Vladimir suddenly drew his hand gun in anger.

 

"You have failed me for the last time!!" Vladimir roared before turning and shooting minion 05486792 in the chest before holstering his weapon. "Release the Panzerkampfwagen des ultimativen Bösen!!! Now!!!" he ordered as he threw his arms about in a wild sort of crazy dance. His minions quickly went about to carry out his orders whilst in the corner of the room minion 05486792 clutched his chest and mumbled to himself. "Damn only one day from retirement." 

 

Outside a loud grinding noise would rip through the air as a section of the palace ground fell away to reveal a huge steel bulkhead door lain into the ground the peeled open to reveal a descending ramp and from this ramp emerged the Panzerkampfwagen des ultimativen Bösen in its spidery form. As it emerged into day light for the very first time the twin guns on its duel cannons and machine gun blasted apart a pretty flower bed that offended the crew inside. Then the crew received their orders directly from President Vladimir to hunt down and kill Captain Hawaii in his stolen vehicle and the Panzerkampfwagen des ultimativen Bösen turned and began scuttling towards Captain Hawaii and his vehicle.   

 

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The Panzerkampfwagen des ultimativen Bösen

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