Ayatollah Khamenei Posted July 7, 2013 Report Share Posted July 7, 2013 We exist deal with it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurius Posted July 7, 2013 Report Share Posted July 7, 2013 OOC: As you seem to be a pretty good rp'er I'll help you out a bit here, the responses you've been getting are due to the fact that you are not formally part of the CNRP universe. If you want to roleplay as Iran and enjoy recognition of the CNRP community you should ask Triyun for permission so you can be put on the world map. Of course recognition in CNRP is not mandatory for writing on these forums but it is if you want to be part of the CNRP community. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vidarr the Terrible Posted July 8, 2013 Report Share Posted July 8, 2013 The Emerald Triangle issues an official statement: "Sweet, man," and offers an herbal gift basket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted July 8, 2013 Report Share Posted July 8, 2013 A gift basket of sausage and bacon is sent along with a bottle of Bushmill's Irish Whiskey from the Autobot headquarters on Cybertron. A note is attached that reads: "Boi, we gun have our way wit u! KEE KEE KEE! - Roptimus Crime" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Khamenei Posted July 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2013 OOC: As you seem to be a pretty good rp'er I'll help you out a bit here, the responses you've been getting are due to the fact that you are not formally part of the CNRP universe. If you want to roleplay as Iran and enjoy recognition of the CNRP community you should ask Triyun for permission so you can be put on the world map. Of course recognition in CNRP is not mandatory for writing on these forums but it is if you want to be part of the CNRP community. Oooooh that makes sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Khamenei Posted July 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2013 A gift basket of sausage and bacon is sent along with a bottle of Bushmill's Irish Whiskey from the Autobot headquarters on Cybertron. A note is attached that reads: "Boi, we gun have our way wit u! KEE KEE KEE! - Roptimus Crime" The people of Iran wholly reject this attempt to insult our culture and beliefs. We do not allow pork or pork derived food products to pass into our borders and thus must reject your "gift" basket. However we do offer you a roll of Tabriz carpet as a show of goodwill and peace between our states. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted July 8, 2013 Report Share Posted July 8, 2013 The 1st Cybertronian Division, the Defilers of Baghdad, the Despoilers of Mecca, the Devourers of the Ayatollah of Rockinrolla are tasked with the destruction of this rogue state. Golden Bee, commander of the 1st, sets into motion a curious set of events that would bring about the ruin of the Iranians by bombarding them with pork. Hundreds of pigs are put on order for this operation and numerous bacon distributors are requested to submit bids as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Khamenei Posted July 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2013 To the Representatives of Cybertron We do not recognize such threats as valid or possible. The mighty Iranian Armed Forces can defend our ancient nations borders with no problems. Our defense planners indeed state that Iran is impervious to occupation due to our unique culture, terrain, and military advances. Iran's defenses include one of the worlds most protected airspaces no enemy plane was able to fly over Iranian soil during the Gwadar Conflict before radar detected it and long-range Azad missiles intercepted the advanced craft and downed it in the Persian gulf. If one Cybertronian units attacks Iran we will unleash 10,000 rockets and missiles upon your nation at once if you so dare attack Iran. We are mobilizing TELS and silos. Iranian Ministry of Foreign Affairs Press Service Department Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triyun Posted July 8, 2013 Report Share Posted July 8, 2013 Military Dispatch: The islamofascists are to disband and surrender immediately, if they wish to petition the Empire then they must register as a peaceful political party. If not we will send in the imperial police to arrest them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markus Wilding Posted July 8, 2013 Report Share Posted July 8, 2013 The Soviet Union of the Caucasus stands by our Tianxian brothers and will provide support if necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Khamenei Posted July 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2013 Military Dispatch: The islamofascists are to disband and surrender immediately, if they wish to petition the Empire then they must register as a peaceful political party. If not we will send in the imperial police to arrest them. The Islamic Republic of Iran will send a diplomatic mission to your capital to begin talks on recognition. We do however expect any war footing to cease during these talks. The Islamic Republic of Iran wishes for maximum peace and cooperation with global community so we will comply to the fullest extent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted July 8, 2013 Report Share Posted July 8, 2013 As a majority Islamic Nation, We welcome the Islamic Republic of Iran and recognize them fully. Tanzania will be contacting you soon in private... CLASSIFIED To: Islamic Republic of Iran From: Tanzanian Federation Subject: Warning We at the Tanzanian Federation soon ago had an islamic group take hold of our leadership. Our leadership was threatened to immediately disband and reform as a non-islamic state as Athens and Tianxia threatened invasion as well as came close to enforcing it. We wish to warn you to be careful from these two. They will not allow an Islamic Nation. However, we in Tanzania, fully support you. Thank You, Queen Hadiya Ekwensi II Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Khamenei Posted July 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2013 Secure Diplomatic Cable The Ministry of Foreign Affairs for the Islamic Republic of Iran The Quran commands muslims to never submit to infidels. We guarantee that if these foreign powers invade the Islamic Republic of Iran and do not leave us alone in peace there will be everlasting war. The enemy will expect conventional attacks as well and guerrilla warfare and terrorist attacks. The Islamic Republic of Iran will remain free or die trying. We encourage all muslims nations to band together politically, culturally, and economically to resist the western forces and safeguard our pious holy way of life. Thank You Iranian Minister of Foreign Affairs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triyun Posted July 8, 2013 Report Share Posted July 8, 2013 Tianxia does not negotiate or discuss war with suzereignties. Tianxia can only make war against its equals. Tianxia however can conduct extra territorial police actions and stabilization operations without interference from foreign powers. Those suzereigns who wish to petition the Emperor should prepare the proper tribute and prostrate themselves before him to gain his favor. Also, pro-tip to those who don't know how cables work. When Tianxia owns all communications infrastructure and into its protectorate there isn't such thing as a classified cable. Tanzania has 24 hours to surrender, as you obviously do support an islamofascist state. ================= For Public Release: To: Islamic Republic of Iran From: Tanzanian Federation Subject: Warning We at the Tanzanian Federation soon ago had an islamic group take hold of our leadership. Our leadership was threatened to immediately disband and reform as a non-islamic state as Athens and Tianxia threatened invasion as well as came close to enforcing it. We wish to warn you to be careful from these two. They will not allow an Islamic Nation. However, we in Tanzania, fully support you. Thank You, Queen Hadiya Ekwensi II OOC: This guy isn't sovereign, so he has no communications protection he's merely operating in my sovereign territory, so you were dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Khamenei Posted July 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2013 It is impossible for us to recognize the occupiers as the masters of our land. We will not negotiate over this matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted July 8, 2013 Report Share Posted July 8, 2013 (edited) ================= For Public Release: OOC: This guy isn't sovereign, so he has no communications protection he's merely operating in my sovereign territory, so you were dumb. Tanzania is not and has never stated we are islamofacists or anything with an islamic regime? I, myself, the queen, am not islamic. OOC: Link me to where you started monitoring every form of communication. Edited July 8, 2013 by Rotavele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triyun Posted July 8, 2013 Report Share Posted July 8, 2013 (edited) Ooc: it's called hard drives this is basic stuff every developed country has irl. I don't need to for internal rp. IC: You expressed support for them. Quit being a dumb ass I grow tired of Tanzanian antics. One more quip and we'll decapitate your regime, install a civilized government, and confiscate all your regimes assets and those affiliated with them. No more stupid. Edited July 8, 2013 by Triyun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted July 8, 2013 Report Share Posted July 8, 2013 Ooc: it's called hard drives this is basic stuff every developed country has irl. I don't need to for internal rp. IC: You expressed support for them. Quit being a dumb ass I grow tired of Tanzanian antics. One more quip and we'll decapitate your regime, install a civilized government, and confiscate all your regimes assets and those affiliated with them. No more stupid. Tanzanian Announcement The Tanzanian Federation will be consulting with The Union of South Africa before any official responses to these threats. We do not support killing of innocent civilians simply due to them disagreeing with us politically. We do not support attempts to monitor all communication and target those who disagree with us, even in our own territory. We support all beliefs and encourage freedom to voice opinions. We would not threaten to "Decapitate" another nation for supporting forces who do not wish to be a part of our nation. Tanzania believes in equality and freedom for all. Tianxia has threatened war on our shores for a democratically elected Islamic government. We forced those people out, and ended up in a civil war to fight against them. We did not do it because we thought it to be wrong. We did it to ensure the protection from bombings and destruction of Tanzanian lives by the Tianxian Government. We we're forced to kill thousands of our own citizens simply to protect millions of innocent lives in our country. Those people were democratically elected by the people, to serve for the people. The People were silenced, to protect their futures and well-being. Now we find ourselves yet again to be threatened on invasion and bombings into our nation, simply for supporting a man who was brave enough to stand up against an oppressive regime. That man was then spied on, his life became a looking glass for the Tianxian Government. They invaded his computers, communications, and private life simply because he peacefully asked to be free. At this time, we will withdraw our support until we consult with our friends in The Union of South Africa. May peace and unity prevail into Tanzania, and to the world at large. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShammySocialist Posted July 8, 2013 Report Share Posted July 8, 2013 (edited) Official Dispatch from the South African Foreign Service "This discourse between the Tanzanian Federation and Tianxia is quite troubling for the government of the Union to be reading, and we hope that it ends after this last round of back-and-forth banter. The Union implores restraint in the Tanzanian Federation in thinking that it has vested interests in interfering with what should be a sovereignty issue for Tianxia. There is a certain process of statehood that must be undertaken before a nation is built from a Tianxian protectorate. For that matter, we are telling our quick-to-judge friends in Dar es Salaam to refrain from taking part in this matter any more. The Imperial Court is within its right to investigate open dissidents who don't follow a set due process that is much similar to the way that your own nation gained sovereignty. On another token, we ask that Tianxia to refrain from threatening the sovereignty of an African nation who has only voiced some semblance of support on this issue. It is quite clear that the Tanzanian Federation was unfortunately quick to make a judgement call, this back-and-forth banter is woefully unneeded. South Africa and Tanzania are no strangers to conflict with religious extremism, South African and Tanzanian soldiers bled to uphold a secular state in Tanzania, and that secular state continues to stand on its own. You are right to defend yourself with words, but the threat of force, to enact a regime change, is quite over-the-top, and by our count, unneeded at this time. We urge calm heads to prevail here, and wish Tianxia well in solving this internal territorial matter for the good of the people of Persia and the Middle East." With Regards, Adolph Paton President of the Union of South Africa Edited July 8, 2013 by TheShammySocialist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Khamenei Posted July 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2013 Iranian Ministry for Foreign Affairs We formally reject any notion of us applying for sovereignty. If any alien military attacks Persians there will be war without end. PSD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurius Posted July 8, 2013 Report Share Posted July 8, 2013 "The Athenian Federation fully supports Tianxia and hopes it manages to do something about this loud-mouth fast. As for Tanzania, do not meddle with the affairs of your betters or they will meddle more actively with yours" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triyun Posted July 8, 2013 Report Share Posted July 8, 2013 Those who intervene in imperial affairs court death. Coddling them only delays problems. Fundamentally the problems of global security are not difficult to grasp or understand. They are basic and behavior requires basic comprehension. Those that create their own doom do so willingly and at best hope that they can tactically retreat against superior firepower. This does not negate intention to do strategic harm. Indeed the documents clearly show there to be little difference in tanzanias intentions other than simply lacking fire power to carry out hostile will. The empire grows weary if appeasement. If people wish to not fight the empire they should not challenge it. Until then they should prepare to suffer the consequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted July 8, 2013 Report Share Posted July 8, 2013 "I see my work is done here," Molly Goat giggles as it goes about its quantum time traveling ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Khamenei Posted July 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 Such statements are for playground bullies. Our resolve has never been stronger.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triyun Posted July 9, 2013 Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 (edited) OOC: Yeah its my protectorate, I already own it, you can try and get a resistance going but the most you have is your max soldier count in people. IC: Its kind of hard to have a war without end with us attacking, if Tianxia's army already occupies Persia and has for ten years. Imperial Army Group West Iranian Divisions were dispatched into the cities to begin COIN operations against the various political supporters of the rebel groups. Marine fast response groups were sent in to air bases and missile strike bases around Iran, and three expeditionary units were ferried in to defend the Tianxia Naval Station at Bandar Abbas. Patrol fast attack boats were dispatched into the gulf to protect against terrorist mining of the straights. The Army had two airborne divisions ferried in from the East and placed to control critical highway points. Meanwhile F-6 fighters were ordered into the skies enforcing a no fly zone over the country. In individual cities, police departments would be sent to round up the political dissidents and ship them off to Guantanamo bay for indefinite detention. Edited July 9, 2013 by Triyun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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